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Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And no...
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Cracking abnormal cumskin native
  03/31/15
I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in agai...
Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call...
charcoal patrolman institution
  03/31/15
*drowned out by cheering on conference call*
Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
Awkward bawdyhouse
  03/31/15
Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
Cracking abnormal cumskin native
  03/31/15
cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gy...
Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
ty lol
Cracking abnormal cumskin native
  03/31/15
Alpha
Bronze famous landscape painting
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"After the events of the past month, only the most conf...
Awkward bawdyhouse
  03/31/15
ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
Cracking abnormal cumskin native
  03/31/15
Lol tyft
Flushed fantasy-prone potus
  03/31/15
Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely ...
charcoal patrolman institution
  03/31/15
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180. would read again.
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Flushed fantasy-prone potus
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sickened idiotic chapel
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pearl wild menage roommate
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http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm fun shows.
Painfully honest translucent locale
  03/31/15
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
Do you have the signature pages? One second. Yes. ...
Magical Meetinghouse
  03/31/15
Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me. Thanks. Do no...
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charcoal patrolman institution
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Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out...
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Underhanded corner preventive strike
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Slap-happy lake athletic conference plaza
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everyone itt is gone
pale glittery range roast beef
  05/12/16
A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.
Flushed fantasy-prone potus
  05/12/16
Literally no one ITT is gone.
Bronze famous landscape painting
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native

ty lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587458)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675802)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone potus

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587696)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native

GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27590742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: irradiated orchid headpube site



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: yapping whorehouse

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#28206757)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: doobsian provocative property



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone potus



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: pearl wild menage roommate

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30464026)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Arousing olive liquid oxygen stage



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: sickened idiotic chapel



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: pearl wild menage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658992)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: pearl wild menage roommate

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675532)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Brass therapy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675826)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:29 AM
Author: primrose multi-colored quadroon



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Date: June 1st, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: Dead state



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling gas station digit ratio



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Painfully honest translucent locale

http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm

fun shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587446)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse

Do you have the signature pages?

One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

You have to be sure.

Yes I have all of them.

*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587498)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Magical Meetinghouse



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Cracking abnormal cumskin native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587645)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: yapping whorehouse



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: vigorous maroon tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658809)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27591691)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: vigorous maroon tank

Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out this post so that it doesn't dilute the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691087)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Underhanded corner preventive strike



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Date: May 21st, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: June 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: July 16th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: charcoal patrolman institution



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Underhanded corner preventive strike



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: pink vivacious useless brakes



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy lake athletic conference plaza



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: pale glittery range roast beef

everyone itt is gone

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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone potus

A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463950)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Bronze famous landscape painting

Literally no one ITT is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675804)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Arousing olive liquid oxygen stage



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: twinkling fat ankles



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: house-broken fighting den



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: twinkling fat ankles



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Ocher hall trump supporter



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