I can confirm that the kaiju has been summoned. Congrats all.
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Odious goyim
"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM Author: Floppy overrated sex offender twinkling uncleanness
Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.
"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"
"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"
The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.
"Mr. Morgenste?"
He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.
"And was it proper?"
The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.
"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.
"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.
"W-w-what was their mistake?"
"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."
His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450) |
Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM Author: laughsome chapel international law enforcement agency
http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm
fun shows.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359) |
Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM Author: Charismatic chestnut volcanic crater plaza
Do you have the signature pages?
One second.
Yes.
Are you sure.
They're all here.
You have to be sure.
Yes I have all of them.
*nods*
Begin the ritual.
*places signature pages on the stone floor*
*cuts wrist*
"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."
Again.
"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."
My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have
Again. Resume the mantra.
"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."
Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)
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