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  03/31/15
"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
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Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
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ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Dun thriller parlour pervert

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Dun thriller parlour pervert

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: costumed greedy property doctorate

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed

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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: disrespectful university

Alpha

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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: costumed greedy property doctorate

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: blue supple cuckold goal in life

Lol tyft

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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Dun thriller parlour pervert

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed

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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Dun thriller parlour pervert



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible partner



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Drab frisky faggot firefighter sandwich

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Dun thriller parlour pervert



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Lavender Stag Film Tattoo



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: dead home fanboi

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: dead home fanboi



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: dead home fanboi

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma police squad

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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner

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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner

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One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

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*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

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Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: gold godawful casino half-breed

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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: glittery mauve corner



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: wonderful cruel-hearted community account

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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: fuchsia mother

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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: blue supple cuckold goal in life

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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: disrespectful university

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