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"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
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Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
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cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gy...
chrome diverse spot skinny woman
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ty lol
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Alpha
Coiffed legend
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"After the events of the past month, only the most conf...
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ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
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Lol tyft
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180. would read again.
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine thriller preventive strike selfie

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea

ty lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587458)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Coiffed legend

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675802)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine thriller preventive strike selfie

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia doctorate

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587696)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea

GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM

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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: boyish know-it-all rehab idiot



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: dull digit ratio

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#28206757)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful pozpig clown



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia doctorate



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Stubborn blathering round eye famous landscape painting

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30464026)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Stirring cuck



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Stubborn blathering round eye famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658992)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Stubborn blathering round eye famous landscape painting

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675532)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Slap-happy Menage



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:29 AM
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Author: Shaky property



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: cracking vengeful son of senegal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587679)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted heaven

http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm

fun shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587446)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman

Do you have the signature pages?

One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

You have to be sure.

Yes I have all of them.

*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587498)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: chrome diverse spot skinny woman



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Comical plum step-uncle's house marketing idea



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: dull digit ratio



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Cerebral locale



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: Cerebral locale

Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out this post so that it doesn't dilute the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691087)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: rebellious office



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Date: May 21st, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: June 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: July 16th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac church



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: rebellious office



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine thriller preventive strike selfie



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Tantric abode



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: maroon maniacal toaster pit

everyone itt is gone

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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling fuchsia doctorate

A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463950)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Coiffed legend

Literally no one ITT is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675804)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Stirring cuck



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Razzle Macaca



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Author: fragrant travel guidebook



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