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Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And no...
Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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Carmine parlour elastic band
  03/31/15
I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in agai...
Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call...
Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
  03/31/15
*drowned out by cheering on conference call*
Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....
rebellious sooty foreskin
  03/31/15
Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a clas...
Carmine parlour elastic band
  03/31/15
cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gy...
Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
ty lol
Carmine parlour elastic band
  03/31/15
Alpha
Spectacular flushed athletic conference resort
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"After the events of the past month, only the most conf...
rebellious sooty foreskin
  03/31/15
ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error
Carmine parlour elastic band
  03/31/15
Lol tyft
spruce racy heaven factory reset button
  03/31/15
Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely ...
Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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180. would read again.
vivacious stead
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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Vigorous Telephone
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spruce racy heaven factory reset button
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sable crackhouse laser beams
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irradiated juggernaut double fault
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Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xo...
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zippy free-loading native fortuitous meteor
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Twisted Excitant Whorehouse
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm fun shows.
Cerebral antidepressant drug dilemma
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aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
Do you have the signature pages? One second. Yes. ...
Brindle electric abode people who are hurt
  03/31/15
Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me. Thanks. Do no...
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vivacious stead
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out...
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Provocative School Mad Cow Disease
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cobalt hunting ground
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everyone itt is gone
henna regret
  05/12/16
A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.
spruce racy heaven factory reset button
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Literally no one ITT is gone.
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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease

You sons of bitches. We told you this would happen. And now? When we needed him most? He's walked away. Tired of our taunts. Told us to "cancel our own damn apocalypse." Are you satisfied? He's out in the wilderness, beyond our reach. The program is derelict, leaderless, abandoned. We are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587355)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587362)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt

I didn't catch that, your line is weak. Can you dial in again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587378)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease

"Idris, everyone asked me to, you know, give you a call. I'm sure you've seen {....} Well, I don't think that's appropriate. {....} I don't think I could even physically do that. {....} Leave my mother out of this. Listen, I'm sure you've seen the news. We could really {...} Those were jokes. Jokes! {....} Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....} They're not going to agree to that. {....} They're never going to agree to that. Okay, maybe some of them. But we don't have time {....} Okay, I'll see what I can do. Just, just keep an open mind brother."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587385)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt

*drowned out by cheering on conference call*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587389)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: rebellious sooty foreskin

"Everyone makes courtroom transcript jokes, amirite? {....} Yes, agreed, that was out of line. But we were all laughing together! {....}"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587462)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band

Suddenly Neumann is no longer in his office. He is in a classroom desked with mahogany and windowed with golden sunlight and harlequin trees and fluffy egg clouds. There is an activity of small brown mammals in the corner of his eye.

"I'm sorry, Professor. Can you repeat the question?"

"Yes, Mr. Morgenste. What rule did the Galactic Court use in determining that the species of Benetine-Gamma did not have standing to sue? Was it the right rule?"

The mammals have resolved to sentient semisquirrels, creatures particular to the universities of this planet. They are playing a game: they toss an acorn to the air, turn around, and try to flick it with their tails.

"Mr. Morgenste?"

He looks back at the center of the room. "Capacity for pain and capacity for intellection." He says it almost dismissively. The class is hushed. After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some think him a hero.

"And was it proper?"

The semisquirrels have stopped their game. They are watching too. The clouds have stopped their orbit and the sun has stopped its glow. The life of this Central sphere is captured now like stained glass in the periphery of his vision. Out of the side of his other eye he sees the professor, slightly stooped, nervous, maybe awed. He tunes these out and stares straight ahead. And nobody knows what he is looking at.

"Mr. Morgenste?" It's almost a whisper.

"No," he says. A few people gasp audibly.

"W-w-what was their mistake?"

"When plaintiff species brings a suit based on harm to another species, the suit should be allowed if and only if capacity for pain and capacity for intellection are both represented, but in both species cumulatively, not in either simultaneously. The ancient machines of Benetine-Gamma have the capacity for intellection. And the giant blue warblers of Benetine-Alpha had the capacity for pain. Taken together, those should have sufficed to pass the test, and the suit should have been allowed."

His classmates are whispering wildly. A few women have tears in their eyes. The professor has dropped his notes on the floor and seats himself, shaking. But Neumann isn't looking at them. He looks out the window instead, and there, outlined against the mendacious bright blue of this powerful world's manufactured sky, he sees the semisquirrels all in a row, looking straight at him. And they bow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587450)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt

cant read this because im at a party then im going to the gym but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587457)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band

ty lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587458)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Spectacular flushed athletic conference resort

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675802)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: rebellious sooty foreskin

"After the events of the past month, only the most confident of them could still think of Neumann as a peer. Some thought him a hero."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band

ty for posting this bc i had to fix tense error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587476)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: spruce racy heaven factory reset button

Lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587696)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease

Brother, I'm sorry for not seeing this earlier. Completely undeserved on my part and completely 180 on your part. Really wonderful. This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27589723)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band

GIANT | BLUE | WARBLERS | WITH | ANCIENT | MACHINES | GBWWAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27590742)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27631518)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: underhanded blood rage box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: vivacious stead

180. would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691168)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#28206757)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Telephone



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: spruce racy heaven factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463918)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: irradiated juggernaut double fault

Holy shit, how did I miss this the first time around. Amazing on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30464026)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: sable crackhouse laser beams



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Magenta temple circlehead



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: irradiated juggernaut double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35658992)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: irradiated juggernaut double fault

Honestly, I think this is the best post in the history of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675532)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: exciting property masturbator



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Date: June 1st, 2019 5:29 AM
Author: Ruddy pungent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#38323246)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: zippy free-loading native fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Twisted Excitant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587679)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#29022911)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral antidepressant drug dilemma

http://www.kaiju.com/index.htm

fun shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587359)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587446)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt

Do you have the signature pages?

One second.

Yes.

Are you sure.

They're all here.

You have to be sure.

Yes I have all of them.

*nods*

Begin the ritual.

*places signature pages on the stone floor*

*cuts wrist*

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Again.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

My mouth is dry. I'm feeling light headed, can I have

Again. Resume the mantra.

"Ph地glui inglw地afh Cthulhu R値yeh wgah地agl fhtagn."

Now. The indenture. Flip to page 5 and begin reading. Do not stop. Speak clearly. Do not look at me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587494)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587498)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:04 AM
Author: Brindle electric abode people who are hurt



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Carmine parlour elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27587645)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: vivacious stead



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: bearded center coffee pot



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Date: March 31st, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: bearded center coffee pot

Nm, can u please explain the reference? I will then edit out this post so that it doesn't dilute the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#27691087)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Maniacal Pistol State



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Date: May 21st, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 26th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: June 29th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 16th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Provocative School Mad Cow Disease



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Maniacal Pistol State



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Date: October 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: rebellious sooty foreskin



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: trip elite hospital



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Date: December 17th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: cobalt hunting ground



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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: henna regret

everyone itt is gone

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Date: May 12th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: spruce racy heaven factory reset button

A different age, brother. Before Trump. Before the Wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#30463950)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Spectacular flushed athletic conference resort

Literally no one ITT is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2842993&forum_id=2#35675804)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: sable crackhouse laser beams



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Walnut Church



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Date: May 10th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: Tantric angry menage rigor



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Walnut Church



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring honey-headed keepsake machete



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