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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: duck-like nursing home travel guidebook

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Glittery knife love of her life

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: exciting abnormal mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: exciting abnormal mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: territorial legend sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Glittery knife love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: onyx cuckold property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: heady lodge dragon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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Author: unhinged orchestra pit halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45279206)



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Author: multi-colored windowlicker rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bossy Base Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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Author: wine sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Stirring hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Lime anal elastic band

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Lime anal elastic band

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Ebony filthpig kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Forum Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: aquamarine pocket flask

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: dashing heaven

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Mint Private Investor Chad

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring hunting ground

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Pungent set

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: wonderful abusive dog poop plaza

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: honey-headed trip meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Harsh Immigrant Stead

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Bipolar Principal's Office Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: federal adventurous theatre

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: angry fantasy-prone partner

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Transparent Police Squad

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Provocative masturbator

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: exciting abnormal mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: odious effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz sweet tailpipe

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: snowy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Umber fragrant whorehouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Emerald Rehab

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Maize shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle carnelian legal warrant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: passionate corner indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating diverse therapy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: odious effete fortuitous meteor

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: odious effete fortuitous meteor

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Brilliant underhanded station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Shaky vivacious scourge upon the earth

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Transparent Police Squad

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: odious effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Vigorous preventive strike macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: mischievous floppy parlour death wish

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse university ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: zippy cordovan house juggernaut

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Vigorous preventive strike macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Forum Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Transparent Police Squad

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: zippy cordovan house juggernaut

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Sadistic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Lime anal elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Judgmental Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone concupiscible pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: wine sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: self-centered weed whacker tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Costumed Pistol

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Sadistic piazza

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: 180 Flatulent Forum Wrinkle

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Sadistic piazza

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: honey-headed trip meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Hateful prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Domesticated half-breed codepig

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: zippy cordovan house juggernaut

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: exciting abnormal mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: zippy cordovan house juggernaut

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Galvanic big-titted antidepressant drug

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: hot crackhouse rigpig

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: hairless abode national security agency

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Brilliant underhanded station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: razzle trump supporter

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: razzle trump supporter

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Umber fragrant whorehouse idea he suggested

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: ultramarine boistinker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station dysfunction

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station dysfunction

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Dull Alpha

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Stirring hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Maize shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: cerise jet-lagged becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline lay

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Brilliant underhanded station gaming laptop

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Mentally impaired tank

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: white gaped deer antler area

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Mentally impaired tank

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: insecure keepsake machete stage

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: hairless abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering theater stage

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: insecure keepsake machete stage

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: irradiated hell toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851709)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: odious effete fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bipolar Principal's Office Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Tan Locus Candlestick Maker

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: lavender insane liquid oxygen temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Swollen roast beef twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Erotic Menage Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: bateful seedy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Free-loading Grizzly Background Story Market

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Harsh Immigrant Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: bateful seedy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Useless idiot

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: coiffed quadroon

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Erotic Menage Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Glittery knife love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29029487)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: fuchsia mexican

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Useless idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: claret coffee pot

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: snowy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: saffron factory reset button

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Sinister Greedy Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: histrionic lake school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: fuchsia mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: snowy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park electric furnace

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: nofapping charismatic double fault sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: fuchsia mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Self-absorbed Brethren

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: stimulating orchid sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: thriller french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: passionate corner indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline lay

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: deranged amethyst hall stain

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: arrogant shimmering theater incel

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: fuchsia mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: red roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Citrine nubile jap business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Citrine nubile jap business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: comical reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone concupiscible pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone concupiscible pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Citrine nubile jap business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: talented hospital sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Massive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: multi-colored windowlicker rigor

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778737)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Brindle parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Public Bath Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Appetizing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928183)