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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Sepia Beta Blood Rage

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: submissive tan pozpig corner



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: supple buck-toothed point laser beams



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: saffron chapel faggot firefighter



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Canary trailer park volcanic crater



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: diverse state



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: floppy wine jewess



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: floppy wine jewess

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645931)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Citrine hairless party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: floppy wine jewess

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Canary trailer park volcanic crater

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Sinister irradiated sanctuary



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Citrine hairless party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser piazza useless brakes

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: White principal's office

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649503)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Chartreuse Spot



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: cordovan puppy institution

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649714)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Zombie-like brunch



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: sickened office

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646470)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Citrine hairless party of the first part



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: out-of-control henna telephone

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Pink exhilarant set



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: walnut appetizing trust fund

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306835)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: provocative locus

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778679)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Carmine splenetic sound barrier



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine national wagecucks



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: mahogany overrated indirect expression chad



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: big school travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: disgusting becky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: floppy wine jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Pink exhilarant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Sepia Beta Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Hideous tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: ebony duck-like shrine

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: supple buck-toothed point laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Transparent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic heady kitchen circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: High-end Glassy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: nofapping house-broken water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted translucent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: snowy famous landscape painting hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: submissive tan pozpig corner

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: submissive tan pozpig corner

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: bisexual rehab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: saffron chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Mildly autistic resort keepsake machete

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: french azure coldplay fan

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: maroon associate

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted translucent trump supporter

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: lilac razzle pit knife

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling bright cuck patrolman

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Canary trailer park volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Histrionic pocket flask indian lodge

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Citrine hairless party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like brunch

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: dashing pale hall

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Spruce Heaven Messiness

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Whorehouse Roast Beef

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: floppy wine jewess

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Clear Contagious Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Hilarious impressive hissy fit organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: mahogany overrated indirect expression chad

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Crotch Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: flickering site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: bat shit crazy shimmering nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: hot cerise nowag goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Clear Contagious Gay Wizard

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Clear Contagious Gay Wizard

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Frozen gaped tanning salon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Bull headed drab hospital psychic

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Spruce Heaven Messiness

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Clear Contagious Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: diverse state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: White principal's office

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: bipolar odious native

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: White principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Passionate tripping parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Copper Disrespectful Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: diverse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: saffron chapel faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Spruce Heaven Messiness

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Copper Disrespectful Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored Toilet Seat Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: submissive tan pozpig corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Infuriating Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Mauve lascivious shitlib market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dull yarmulke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: nofapping house-broken water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Carmine splenetic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46949279)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: topaz mood

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Toilet Seat Internal Respiration

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: saffron chapel faggot firefighter

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Toilet Seat Internal Respiration

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Canary trailer park volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Pearly Unholy Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: fishy address boltzmann

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Copper Disrespectful Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: floppy wine jewess

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Copper Disrespectful Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Ruby glittery stage mad-dog skullcap

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: provocative locus

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Geriatric onyx immigrant public bath

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Frozen gaped tanning salon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia marketing idea

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: White principal's office

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia marketing idea

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: White principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz friendly grandma cruise ship

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Shaky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: exciting house jew

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: White principal's office

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: exciting house jew

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic den round eye

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: White principal's office

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: White principal's office

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: White principal's office

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted translucent trump supporter



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: White principal's office

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Crotch Degenerate



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Stimulating locale prole



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Stirring lay pervert

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Frozen gaped tanning salon mexican

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy sandwich pisswyrm

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Rebellious sienna parlour milk

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy sandwich pisswyrm

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Masturbator

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Geriatric onyx immigrant public bath



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: White principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: cordovan puppy institution

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Masturbator

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Red preventive strike lodge



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Clear Contagious Gay Wizard



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Citrine hairless party of the first part



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Autistic striped hyena box office

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Galvanic therapy

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bateful Bistre Dingle Berry



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: White principal's office



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Magenta business firm



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Charcoal slimy gunner juggernaut



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: navy talking gaming laptop son of senegal

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic pocket flask indian lodge



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Charcoal slimy gunner juggernaut



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

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Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Sinister irradiated sanctuary

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Magenta business firm



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Author: Sepia Beta Blood Rage



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Home

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: pungent rusted halford new version



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: coiffed property black woman

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Hilarious impressive hissy fit organic girlfriend



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: judgmental crystalline gaping orchestra pit

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Home



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Hilarious impressive hissy fit organic girlfriend



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dull yarmulke wrinkle

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Comical Rough-skinned Crackhouse Athletic Conference



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Home



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: frisky cerebral brethren

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring lay pervert

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Lemon Talented Cuckoldry Church Building

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: aggressive unhinged alpha

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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