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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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Outnumbered university quadroon
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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Stimulating idea he suggested really tough guy
  12/19/18
wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
Outnumbered university quadroon
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
Self-centered appetizing place of business market
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Federal range circlehead
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
Outnumbered university quadroon
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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180
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legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.
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180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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Stirring pit
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impressive aromatic party of the first part milk
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Lol
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jfc
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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lilac clown
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Federal range circlehead
  04/30/15
this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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Federal range circlehead
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boyish cyan hall striped hyena
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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vivacious point
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Jones Day is now on the clock
Outnumbered university quadroon
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
Sinister main people
  04/30/15
"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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Federal range circlehead
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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boyish cyan hall striped hyena
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180
bronze insanely creepy weed whacker
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Fluffy Thriller Chad Azn
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lmao
slate reading party
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lol
Dark stage nibblets
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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lilac clown
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*standing ovation*
mint chapel telephone
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
Rusted flatulent locale
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Dechert on the clock
Sinister main people
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
bronze insanely creepy weed whacker
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180 this seems like a reach this early
Outnumbered university quadroon
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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rofl twice i spit up my coffee itt
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this hits a little close to home FUCK
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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Self-centered appetizing place of business market
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
massive puppy
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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hot base
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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Stimulating idea he suggested really tough guy
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
carnelian charismatic stock car
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for '...
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Comical theater boltzmann
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
Elite home
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
hot base
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lol what a reach!
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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Poppy cheese-eating psychic piazza
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unrealistic.
painfully honest library multi-billionaire
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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slate reading party
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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180s all around
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fuck
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
Thirsty lavender idiot
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This one gets me.
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mint chapel telephone
  12/22/21
a remarkable thread
Razzle locus
  05/01/15
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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wine harsh cumskin
  08/26/20
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done....
adventurous preventive strike
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demanding effete liquid oxygen hunting ground
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180
excitant masturbator antidepressant drug
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this is gaining traction on twitter
pale racy brunch
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link?
Ungodly Talented Meetinghouse
  09/03/15
holy shit 180^180
abusive property
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
beta vengeful becky
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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Burgundy slippery casino rigpig
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lol
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Rebellious Plaza
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Burgundy slippery casino rigpig
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180 thread
violet aphrodisiac whorehouse french chef
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i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
painfully honest library multi-billionaire
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
Sinister main people
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jesus
abusive property
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language
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adventurous preventive strike
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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oh fuck
gold rigor
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Razzle locus
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this thread got fucking dark
Thirsty lavender idiot
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
Cracking arrogant stead
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crusty heady philosopher-king
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frum halford
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Aquamarine Public Bath Goal In Life
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Deranged factory reset button
  02/15/20
Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
Galvanic crackhouse
  07/12/21
omggggggggg
mint chapel telephone
  12/22/21
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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Chartreuse Fanboi National
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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painfully honest library multi-billionaire
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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Deranged factory reset button
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Deranged factory reset button
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Sick Dashing Center Nowag
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Burgundy slippery casino rigpig
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Self-centered appetizing place of business market
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Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of th...
Sinister main people
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180.
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beta vengeful becky
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brilliant
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JFC
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Sinister main people
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
tripping rehab
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fucking trigger warning bro
Hateful flesh sneaky criminal
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18000
bat shit crazy razzmatazz cruise ship
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sepia mischievous senate hissy fit
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Overrated Sound Barrier Private Investor
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Outnumbered university quadroon
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excitant masturbator antidepressant drug
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Comical theater boltzmann
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this needs to be revisited.
Embarrassed to the bone lascivious den
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Chartreuse Fanboi National
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
Copper Violent Parlor
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Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
Outnumbered university quadroon
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
Copper Violent Parlor
  07/25/15
Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
Outnumbered university quadroon
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The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
purple jewess cuck
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
Copper Violent Parlor
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
purple jewess cuck
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
Copper Violent Parlor
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Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
Outnumbered university quadroon
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Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
purple jewess cuck
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
Thirsty lavender idiot
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Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to th...
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unhinged immigrant juggernaut
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The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversa...
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Link?
Lime Concupiscible Principal's Office
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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Pea-brained titillating shrine national security agency
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
Ebony beady-eyed brethren business firm
  09/03/15
so, how has Cohen been doing?
hot base
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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orange jew
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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Hateful flesh sneaky criminal
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Green glittery dilemma
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
Sinister main people
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
Chartreuse Fanboi National
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Deranged factory reset button
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weil gotshal on the clock
Hateful flesh sneaky criminal
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This was me. Love u guys
doobsian wonderful kitchen
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How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the ...
big lodge
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And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone g...
vigorous gaming laptop native
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Insecure Erotic Stain
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Really good thread
Insecure Erotic Stain
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vigorous gaming laptop native
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has anyone been cut yet?
Bearded marvelous parlour
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
Chartreuse Fanboi National
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
cocky bbw
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We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the firs...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Hateful flesh sneaky criminal
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"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long...
Infuriating Sanctuary
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fucking brutal, 180
Hateful flesh sneaky criminal
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Self-centered appetizing place of business market
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Chartreuse Fanboi National
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Misanthropic Cerebral Address
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Insecure Erotic Stain
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180
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Infuriating Sanctuary
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Sinister main people
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Classic thread.
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Maroon theatre water buffalo
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In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have re...
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Passionate hell
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Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.
mint chapel telephone
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Passionate hell
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating idea he suggested really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434605)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: indigo messiness location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: tan people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Startling citrine office pocket flask

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Fluffy Thriller Chad Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: bronze insanely creepy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: massive puppy

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: slate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Dark stage nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Floppy Honey-headed Site Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Maroon theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: umber mad-dog skullcap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: sepia mischievous senate hissy fit

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Sick Dashing Center Nowag

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: impressive aromatic party of the first part milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: talking laughsome lay mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic crimson jap

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: amethyst underhanded wrinkle

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Avocado ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: wine harsh cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: lilac clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819539)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: boyish cyan hall striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Maroon theatre water buffalo

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: impressive aromatic party of the first part milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Sinister main people

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Federal range circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: boyish cyan hall striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: bronze insanely creepy weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Fluffy Thriller Chad Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: slate reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Dark stage nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed brethren business firm

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: umber mad-dog skullcap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: sepia mischievous senate hissy fit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: turquoise mind-boggling double fault

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: demanding effete liquid oxygen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Ruddy menage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Curious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Garnet Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Infuriating Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: lilac clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: mint chapel telephone

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657367)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Rusted flatulent locale

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Sinister main people

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: bronze insanely creepy weed whacker

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Sinister main people

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Thirsty lavender idiot

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: sepia mischievous senate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed brethren business firm

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: demanding effete liquid oxygen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: Vermilion headpube keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: beta vengeful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Maroon theatre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Flickering Flushed Ticket Booth

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: umber mad-dog skullcap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: wine harsh cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Bateful spruce set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: massive puppy

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic stock car

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: hot base

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Startling citrine office pocket flask

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: hot base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: disturbing flirting patrolman

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Startling citrine office pocket flask

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: hot base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Stirring pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Stimulating idea he suggested really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: carnelian charismatic stock car

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed brethren business firm

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: soggy histrionic toilet seat stag film

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: demanding effete liquid oxygen hunting ground

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Elite home

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: hot base

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: painfully honest library multi-billionaire

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike

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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Stirring pit

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Razzle locus

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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Mauve forum genital piercing

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: beta vengeful becky



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: adventurous preventive strike

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: pale racy brunch

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Ungodly Talented Meetinghouse

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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: abusive property

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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: beta vengeful becky

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: painfully honest library multi-billionaire

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Sinister main people

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: abusive property

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann

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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
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Author: gold rigor

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Author: Thirsty lavender idiot

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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Charcoal community account

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: dull vibrant school twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: Sinister main people

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Thirsty lavender idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: painfully honest library multi-billionaire



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Sinister main people

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: beta vengeful becky



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Author: yellow haunted graveyard

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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: sepia mischievous senate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Overrated Sound Barrier Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: excitant masturbator antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Comical theater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lascivious den

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Copper Violent Parlor

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: Copper Violent Parlor

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: purple jewess cuck

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Copper Violent Parlor

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: purple jewess cuck

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Copper Violent Parlor

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered university quadroon

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: purple jewess cuck

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Thirsty lavender idiot

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairless persian trailer park

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: unhinged immigrant juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Hilarious Blood Rage Field

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Lime Concupiscible Principal's Office

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Infuriating Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Pea-brained titillating shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed brethren business firm

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: hot base

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202608)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Twinkling spectacular state fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Cracking arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Very tactful feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Contagious ultramarine institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: arousing godawful abode crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Overrated Sound Barrier Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: orange jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Milky resort faggotry



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful fortuitous meteor tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: pontificating fantasy-prone indian lodge kitty

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Cobalt Tanning Salon Travel Guidebook



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Aqua Boiling Water Station

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Hateful flesh sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Green glittery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Sinister main people

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#33186947)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Deranged factory reset button



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Hateful flesh sneaky criminal

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: doobsian wonderful kitchen

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: big lodge

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: vigorous gaming laptop native

And well into the second day, we still haven’t seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

“I don’t think so, Rick. I think there’s a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesn’t necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of there—splitters, you might call them—who didn’t show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firms—is this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I don’t need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Insecure Erotic Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Insecure Erotic Stain

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: vigorous gaming laptop native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Bearded marvelous parlour

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: cocky bbw

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: exciting depressive school cafeteria

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Sinister main people

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: aggressive digit ratio electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Hateful flesh sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Sanctuary

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Hateful flesh sneaky criminal

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Self-centered appetizing place of business market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434623)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: provocative fear-inspiring step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434647)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#38201002)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#40819652)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#37434654)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43117147)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Passionate hell



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse Fanboi National

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: indigo messiness location



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