Date: April 30th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Mauve Sneaky Criminal
*bag pipes play*
Well, how do you do, Mr. Scholarly McBride,
Do you mind if I read here by your graveside?
And rest for awhile in the warm Fordham sun,
I've been reading all day, and I'm nearly done.
And I see by your gravestone you were only 23
When you graduated from Fordham in 2013,
Well, I hope you died quick and I hope you died clean
Was that fall from 120 Broadway slow and obscene?
Did they Read the book slowly, did the Scream out "Rawls!" lowly?
Did the riffles of Locke shoot as they lowered you down?
Did Hobbes sound The Last Post in chorus?
Did the pipes play the Proles of the Forest?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868566&forum_id=2#27796939)