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Paul Weiss crushed it with Wells Report. Not one typo.

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfiv...
Obsidian titillating national security agency
  05/07/15
lmao.
Jet impertinent fortuitous meteor
  05/07/15
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alcoholic resort
  05/07/15
there was a missing comma in like the second line on the ver...
geriatric provocative garrison kitty
  05/07/15
agree to disagree.
Obsidian titillating national security agency
  05/07/15
hi paul, weiss!
geriatric provocative garrison kitty
  05/07/15
That error is so frequent (same with after year or other dat...
Gaped site blood rage
  05/07/15
What about the use of the passive voice on the very first pa...
Disgusting point roast beef
  05/07/15
(Non lawyer)
Glittery affirmative action
  05/07/15
Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sor...
Bespoke aphrodisiac giraffe
  05/07/15
That was horrible.
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the t...
internet-worthy trailer park
  05/07/15
they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first...
Lime Indian Lodge
  05/07/15
What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the ...
Turquoise cuckoldry
  05/07/15
They have two different headings for "Background."...
misunderstood degenerate
  05/07/15
the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that ...
internet-worthy trailer park
  05/07/15
The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it...
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
i think what the media missed on that is that the rules requ...
internet-worthy trailer park
  05/07/15
What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because th...
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
(NOT Sarah Koenig)
mewling jap dragon
  05/07/15
did you actually read the whole report?
Laughsome sanctuary organic girlfriend
  05/07/15
yep
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform
Disgusting point roast beef
  05/07/15
...
soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan
  05/07/15
i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would...
khaki depressive ceo
  05/07/15
http://www.exponent.com/
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.
Turquoise cuckoldry
  05/07/15
ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out ...
soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan
  05/07/15
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dead domesticated school cafeteria
  05/07/15
LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.
pale trust fund regret
  05/07/15
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Rebellious center toilet seat
  05/07/15
this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on a...
Laughsome sanctuary organic girlfriend
  05/07/15
...
dead domesticated school cafeteria
  05/07/15
Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds ...
Vermilion Theater Hunting Ground
  05/07/15
"it also is our view that it is more probable than not ...
onyx racy mad cow disease
  05/07/15
"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."
Bateful Crusty Masturbator State
  05/07/15
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin b...
khaki depressive ceo
  05/07/15
180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner
Bateful Crusty Masturbator State
  05/07/15
Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensiona...
drab histrionic azn travel guidebook
  05/07/15
just fill up a bathtub bro
Electric theatre haunted graveyard
  05/07/15
*partner emails sr. associate* *sr. associate emails jr.* ...
soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan
  05/07/15
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Vivacious gas station karate
  05/07/15
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Startled double fault
  05/07/15
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Nofapping pungent chapel
  05/07/15
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bearded light athletic conference
  05/07/15
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Shivering Hall Macaca
  05/07/15
loled twice. *Paul, Weiss
Gaped site blood rage
  05/07/15
bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS
Irradiated brethren
  05/07/15
...
self-absorbed blue patrolman windowlicker
  10/12/16
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soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan
  04/25/16
lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these ...
khaki depressive ceo
  05/07/15
Hey bud we're all good
onyx racy mad cow disease
  05/07/15
I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.
Turquoise cuckoldry
  05/07/15
you bet you're sweet ass there are
bearded light athletic conference
  05/07/15
...
French business firm friendly grandma
  10/12/16


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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Obsidian titillating national security agency

That I can find anyway. I'm sure there are a lot of highfives going around the associate ranks today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840854)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Jet impertinent fortuitous meteor

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840869)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: alcoholic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840873)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: geriatric provocative garrison kitty

there was a missing comma in like the second line on the very first page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840879)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:03 PM
Author: Obsidian titillating national security agency

agree to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840902)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: geriatric provocative garrison kitty

hi paul, weiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844287)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Gaped site blood rage

That error is so frequent (same with after year or other date terms) that I've had partners "correct" my correction of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841658)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Disgusting point roast beef

What about the use of the passive voice on the very first page?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841720)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery affirmative action

(Non lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844464)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:06 PM
Author: Bespoke aphrodisiac giraffe

Didnt they define their firm as "Paul, Weiss"? Sorry, done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840922)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

That was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841593)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park

yeah and I guess if we're going to get super nit picky the teams after their introduction the teams are referred to only as the "Patriots" and the "Colts" however they're never defined as such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841613)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Lime Indian Lodge

they also nonchalantly refer to the AFC and NFC in the first paragraphy, without any definition, but then *after* that refer for the first time to "the National Football League (the "NFL" or the "League")."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841945)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Turquoise cuckoldry

What's wrong with that? They can't be Paul. He's from the Bible. PW probably would have been better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844262)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: misunderstood degenerate

They have two different headings for "Background." Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27840963)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park

the associates must be shaking in their boots worrying that one of the news outlets will report on this egregious error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841590)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

The prose is fine, especially considering he wrote all of it with Roger Goodell's cock deep down his throat. His weak, vacillating conclusions about Brady shock the conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841607)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy trailer park

i think what the media missed on that is that the rules require a finding by a preponderance of the evidence and preponderance of the evidence is defined to mean more likely than not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841630)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

What is beyond a reasonable doubt in percentages? Because the physics nerds said 99.4%. That's electric chair bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841641)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: mewling jap dragon

(NOT Sarah Koenig)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841826)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Laughsome sanctuary organic girlfriend

did you actually read the whole report?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841681)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841689)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Disgusting point roast beef

The spacing of the ellipses is not uniform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841636)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844007)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: khaki depressive ceo

i don't understand this. it seems so bizarre that they would have a law firm conduct this investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841648)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

http://www.exponent.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841655)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Turquoise cuckoldry

Why? Law firms are the ideal henchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844268)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan

ljl at a major white shoe firm being retained to figure out whether some jock-itch high school dropout improperly inflated footballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841653)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: dead domesticated school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842003)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: pale trust fund regret

LJL at calling that kike give a white shoe firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844219)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Rebellious center toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844321)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Laughsome sanctuary organic girlfriend

this is the kind of writing 'product' that lawyers work on all day? and for this you are paid well?

jfc, i should have gone to law school.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2073730/investigative-report-on-a-f-c-championship-game.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841798)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: dead domesticated school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842009)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Vermilion Theater Hunting Ground

Honest question: Who the fuck was paying literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to repackage everything your drunk bro on the couch knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841819)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: onyx racy mad cow disease

"it also is our view that it is more probable than not that Tom Brady (the quarterback for the Patriots)"

THANKS FOR THAT NECESSARY PAREN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841836)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Bateful Crusty Masturbator State

"Who the fuck is....ohhh, got it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841849)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: khaki depressive ceo

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

McNally: Fuck tom....make sure the pump is attached to the needle.....fuckin watermelons coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841848)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Bateful Crusty Masturbator State

180. i'm gonna buy that bro dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841850)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: drab histrionic azn travel guidebook

Figure 18. Screen capture images of the digital 3-dimensional model of the football, which was obtained by high-resolution laser scans and used to calculate the volume of the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27841933)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Electric theatre haunted graveyard

just fill up a bathtub bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842469)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan

*partner emails sr. associate*

*sr. associate emails jr.*

*jr. informs sr. that there is no bathtub in the Paul Weiss office building*

*fast forward 10 minutes: jr. is in handicapped stall, loading footballs into the shitter and attempting to measure the water as it spills out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27842494)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious gas station karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844050)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Startled double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844068)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: Nofapping pungent chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844256)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: bearded light athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844300)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Shivering Hall Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844424)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Gaped site blood rage

loled twice.

*Paul, Weiss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844425)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Irradiated brethren

bill for "fact gathering" and pad like hell OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844453)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue patrolman windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623890)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring telephone coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#30343084)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: khaki depressive ceo

lmao, brady comes off like such a douchebag in all of these texts/communications.

what a little shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844060)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: onyx racy mad cow disease

Hey bud we're all good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844651)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Turquoise cuckoldry

I fucking laughed so hard. Ty, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844243)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: bearded light athletic conference

you bet you're sweet ass there are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#27844294)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: French business firm friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2874077&forum_id=2#31623860)