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Pro se plaintiff using CLEVER TACTICS to defeat lawyers.

Actually, they're fucking retarded. XYZ Holdings, LLC own...
boyish mint stag film
  05/12/15
Got em!!!
Brass Dopamine
  05/12/15
Are you title counsel or foreclosure counsel or do you just ...
hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive
  05/12/15
I represent the investor that owns the project.
boyish mint stag film
  05/12/15
Did the title co refuse the claim? This sounds like a title ...
hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive
  05/12/15
thoughts on doing purely HOA? i know a solo that went 100% i...
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  05/12/15
Exactly that. It had its time. The boom in that area is over...
hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive
  05/12/15
well i need more facts.. 1) did he have the LLC signed by...
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lol brother, i was bullshitting with the deputies in bet...
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Date: May 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: boyish mint stag film

Actually, they're fucking retarded.

XYZ Holdings, LLC owns an apartment complex. Call it "Happy Cactus Apartments."

For some batshit stupid reason, crazy plaintiff thinks his LLC owns them.

We file a motion to dismiss.

In response, he secures a state trade name certificate for "Apartments Cactus Happy" -- not even the same fucking name as the complex -- and says that constitutes evidence of his ownership.

JFC. What has my life become?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27877200)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine

Got em!!!

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Date: May 12th, 2015 7:38 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive

Are you title counsel or foreclosure counsel or do you just rep the association against a legit nut job? They stopped paying assessments? If you rep a bank they probably just want a loan mod, wont qualify, and your client will just pay them 5k to leave. If you rep the association and arent title counsel, and this is about assessments and them proactively fighting an HOA foreclosure you are golden because your association client is almost definitely too stupid to settle and you can milk the file for $30-50k. No bank or title co would let you run the bill that high. HOA's are the BEST clients. The fuckers paid for my Maserati.

You get to put like zero effort into you opposition papers with pro-se crackpots. It feels like a waste of your time only until the check clears. The only real problem is some of these people are legitimately dangerous....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27877543)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: boyish mint stag film

I represent the investor that owns the project.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878048)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive

Did the title co refuse the claim? This sounds like a title insurance matter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878120)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Slippery Personal Credit Line Crackhouse

thoughts on doing purely HOA? i know a solo that went 100% into it around the time the real estate market crashed and he made bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878258)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline lodge depressive

Exactly that. It had its time. The boom in that area is over. The booming areas in real estate now are the same as pre-bubble -- structured products. Though Goldman even has a few actual towers its funding old school bank style with standard 30 year mortgages....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878335)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: galvanic meetinghouse sex offender

well i need more facts..

1) did he have the LLC signed by a notary on an original 2 cent stamp (issued by the actual U.S. Mail Service)?

2) Did he sign his name over the notary to seal the note?

3) Did he acknowledge his government name in the pleading?

4) Does the flag in the court contain gold fringe (if not your fucked)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878080)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: effete shrine place of business

lol

brother, i was bullshitting with the deputies in between court yesterday talking about freemen on the land/16th Am protestors/etc. they had some 180 stories. so did the judge when he got in on it as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27878223)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Frisky zippy hall corn cake

Describe some stories

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Date: May 17th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: arousing obsidian area jew



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Light Gunner



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Date: May 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: sick institution



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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: offensive soul-stirring spot national security agency

Also needs a wax seal with his family's crest on it to be binding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27904840)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 12:29 AM
Author: boyish mint stag film

All very good questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27907145)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: milky bossy half-breed church building



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Stimulating iridescent police squad garrison

ljl

http://abovethelaw.com/2010/10/pro-se-litigant-of-the-day-deborah-frisch-ph-d/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27935573)



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Date: May 21st, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Stimulating iridescent police squad garrison

https://www.scribd.com/search-documents?query=schmalfeldt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2878760&forum_id=2#27935585)