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ITT I post the FB posts of Azn megashrew I've met

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends w...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about he...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang pu...
heady alpha
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
...
smoky orchestra pit
  05/13/15
true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk ...
Big factory reset button
  07/14/15
how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too ma...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at th...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
#1 = 180
Bistre State Boistinker
  05/13/15
Also from 2013: Emma's Friends, Not Impressed So, I th...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estat...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
I'm fucking dying here.
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.&q...
grizzly theatre faggotry
  05/13/15
...
aphrodisiac sound barrier queen of the night
  03/24/17
...
Impertinent concupiscible temple
  11/24/17
JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsme...
Hot Stage Regret
  05/13/15
not flame.
slimy international law enforcement agency
  10/17/16
3 days after the idiot: Well, That's Different Almost ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go s...
titillating crimson area headpube
  05/13/15
This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. ...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
...
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
Another 2 weeks pass: Yay! After three days of MEH (Po...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhatta...
glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale
  05/29/15
EAT ALL THE THINGS
Navy Kitty Cat Roast Beef
  03/24/16
A month later: I am A Horrible, Shallow Person He: Wou...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
fatality
titillating crimson area headpube
  05/13/15
LOL i love the guys response here
bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold
  05/13/15
...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
...
fuchsia 180 point
  06/15/15
What an insane super shrew
red stead
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stran...
gaped lodge
  05/13/15
So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" becaus...
glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale
  05/29/15
I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without...
zombie-like hell azn
  10/14/18
You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
This cannot be life.
vengeful theater
  05/13/15
Yet another month passes: B is Not for Banker?? B is curr...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.
vengeful theater
  05/13/15
I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exis...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to ta...
glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale
  05/29/15
how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl
Galvanic magical jewess school cafeteria
  04/22/20
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
what is this woman's job? approximate income?
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Pretty long gap, going into 2014: TigerGirl Can't Change ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Another gap of several months: This Month on Forever Alon...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division
titillating crimson area headpube
  05/13/15
lol at non-SJW division
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
180.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
...
smoky orchestra pit
  05/13/15
...
Self-absorbed disrespectful office ladyboy
  05/16/18
excellent
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings. My...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
...
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this be...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finall...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
That post was the one where I first realized that XO might e...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
...
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all fr...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
People like this make me question the value of higher educat...
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  05/13/15
...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
...
mint home rigor
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
Hook her up with JJC.
black trip market halford
  05/13/15
...
spectacular olive hairy legs
  02/03/17
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark also $10,000 says s...
Slate appetizing indian lodge newt
  05/13/15
3 days later: I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!! Emma: He's...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
i love that these all get like 3 likes a picture of my dog'...
talented parlor skinny woman
  02/14/16
I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing mys...
bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold
  05/13/15
i'm sure she's totally worth it
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
She's fat to boot
red stead
  05/13/15
We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happen...
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  05/13/15
If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on ...
bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold
  05/13/15
Most people probably would.
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  05/13/15
why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or...
Hot Stage Regret
  05/13/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and ...
razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essen...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling j...
razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
probs.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
So nothing?
red stead
  05/13/15
She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a v...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
sounds pretty flamey...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
...
Hot Stage Regret
  05/13/15
Edit: Thanks, bro.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It m...
Hot Stage Regret
  05/13/15
Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is...
razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones wh...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.
gaped lodge
  05/13/15
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
...
Hot Stage Regret
  05/13/15
i think you underestimate doobs.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
Alas, probably.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different st...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
How hot is she?
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looki...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are t...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objecti...
aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/15
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian i...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg Second from left on the ny...
aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/15
ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol
heady alpha
  05/13/15
It is lulzy
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
lol i know man but it's an important piece of board histo...
aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/15
That scale is shit btw.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
there is no coherence to it
heady alpha
  05/13/15
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is &g...
Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party
  05/13/15
as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree i still think secon...
aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/15
Yeah, I'm glad we agree.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
There is no gradient. Hysterical nonetheless
Supple Box Office
  10/12/15
ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.
Big factory reset button
  03/10/16
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post fr...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoa...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lam...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
He's got her pegged.
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and fi...
vivacious locus dopamine
  05/13/15
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 1...
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's som...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
Yeah, last name looks Chinese.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
well, but bpm.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
jfc.
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
"Writing about the dismal job market & some people'...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
die.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?
red stead
  05/13/15
Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her pro...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
nternet theorist Doc Searls
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
"Other than letters of recommendation, application for ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
people like this only exist in the world because we let them...
mint home rigor
  05/13/15
this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from th...
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck ...
mint home rigor
  05/13/15
mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese a...
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass ...
mint home rigor
  05/13/15
There are some in Socal
smoky orchestra pit
  05/13/15
um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventua...
salmon tripping toilet seat
  05/29/15
...
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
lol. THAT
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Wtf
Hideous Doobsian Crotch
  10/12/15
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the gam...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DA...
heady alpha
  05/13/15
and she's a 3.
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
This doesn't make sense. How is this woman attracting suc...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have some...
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table r...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private messag...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
stop
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
why won't they kill her
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars: ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
why God WHY
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/14/15
YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
Religious views: good food good friends Political views: Ve...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...
vivacious locus dopamine
  05/13/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
Is there any way we can market this chick?
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/13/15
I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actual...
mentally impaired church building
  05/13/15
Good Lord.
Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space
  05/13/15
Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people ...
Aqua infuriating pit
  05/13/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  05/13/15
yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i do...
heady alpha
  05/13/15
i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starte...
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one ...
heady alpha
  05/13/15
i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just p...
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  05/13/15
Don't sell out
red stead
  05/13/15
and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carr...
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed ...
Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party
  05/13/15
I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy see...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as ...
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
subtle soft tooth trolling
Pungent mother foreskin
  02/02/17
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4"...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't bl...
Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party
  05/13/15
I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reas...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungi...
Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space
  05/13/15
She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to &q...
cerise geriatric therapy
  05/13/15
...
crawly rebellious casino
  05/13/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  05/13/15
She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
Aromatic wild messiness station
  05/13/15
and the turing test
cerise geriatric therapy
  05/14/15
LOL'd
vermilion seedy pisswyrm forum
  06/15/15
so she went to Penn, right?
grizzly theatre faggotry
  05/13/15
she seems like a columbia MA to me
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/13/15
Prob. journalism
Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes
  05/14/15
this sounds 100% correct
alcoholic purple location psychic
  05/14/15
I would have guessed Cornell for sure.
chestnut pervert cuckoldry
  05/13/15
If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going o...
gaped lodge
  05/13/15
...
harsh know-it-all spot
  05/14/15
how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the ...
demanding provocative hospital
  05/13/15
yes, it really is.
Aromatic wild messiness station
  05/13/15
btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info bla...
grizzly theatre faggotry
  05/13/15
There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much det...
Khaki base corn cake
  05/13/15
yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot wo...
grizzly theatre faggotry
  05/13/15
I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and y...
Carmine toaster
  05/13/15
MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.
Aromatic wild messiness station
  05/13/15
no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well
crusty federal principal's office
  05/13/15
SHREWMO OUTTED!!!
red stead
  05/13/15
...
Aromatic wild messiness station
  05/14/15
shitty flame
Bisexual insanely creepy famous landscape painting range
  05/13/15
Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/15
Posted at 1 AM last night: "Men in tuxes. Yes, pleas...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/14/15
Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some k...
Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes
  05/14/15
wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/15/15
"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I wa...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/14/15
I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes som...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/15/15
"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk bo...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/15/15
You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.
smoky orchestra pit
  05/15/15
"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/16/15
"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Tim...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/16/15
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/28/15
I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband...
gaped lodge
  05/28/15
No, I want to believe this isn't flame.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/28/15
Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/zlRzTep
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/28/15
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  05/28/15
Oh God.
gaped lodge
  05/29/15
wtf is she hot
bateful lemon telephone electric furnace
  05/28/15
A 4 at best.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/28/15
lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?
Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party
  05/28/15
wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in publ...
orange resort
  05/28/15
oh what a nested parentheses scholar!
salmon tripping toilet seat
  05/29/15
someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chai...
frum striped hyena nursing home
  05/28/15
Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, ...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  05/29/15
jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.
charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference
  05/29/15
could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS
bateful lemon telephone electric furnace
  05/29/15
Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/29/15
...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  05/29/15
I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linkin...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/29/15
I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I ju...
razzle gay corner faggot firefighter
  05/29/15
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  06/12/15
FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol
charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference
  06/15/15
This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of sep...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/15/15
i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pr...
charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference
  06/15/15
still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with ...
Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground
  12/27/15
fuck her shit wont load
brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour
  06/15/15
do it. XO could use a new mascot
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/29/15
That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.
apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor
  05/29/15
lol i threw up a little
bateful lemon telephone electric furnace
  05/29/15
Please be flame. *torches this entire thread*
gaped lodge
  05/29/15
*smothers you with this thread*
copper swashbuckling windowlicker trailer park
  12/27/15
...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  05/29/15
WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny
Learning disabled liquid oxygen
  05/29/15
As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  06/12/15
...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  05/29/15
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  06/15/15
LOL holy shit: I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Imposs...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/30/15
...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  05/30/15
Your poast needs a trigger warning.
smoky orchestra pit
  06/12/15
*Turns to stone*
lascivious stage preventive strike
  06/12/15
reading through this entire thread for the first time and la...
lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire
  01/02/18
She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediatel...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  06/12/15
Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than ...
gaped lodge
  06/12/15
...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  06/12/15
she is mentally ill.
slippery ivory shitlib lay
  06/15/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time. Thank to O...
lavender yapping piazza
  06/12/15
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  08/23/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  06/15/15
Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  06/15/15
She's still dating away: Tonight's date is a super tan, f...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/04/15
How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hide...
red stead
  07/04/15
she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... sh...
Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes
  07/04/15
Naturally: "Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/14/15
Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this befor...
fragrant ruby gay wizard business firm
  07/14/15
That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metrop...
Floppy Juggernaut
  07/14/15
guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop ...
Ebony Adventurous Mediation Den
  07/14/15
If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is f...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/11/15
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week: "Someho...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/11/15
lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious aud...
laughsome fishy digit ratio friendly grandma
  10/11/15
Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/11/15
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/11/15
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/27/15
This bitch does not have a soul.
Excitant Voyeur Chapel
  12/27/15
...
scarlet circlehead set
  12/27/15
I call flame No one can be so clueless
jet underhanded wrinkle mad cow disease
  12/27/15
LOL at PACKER. lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equi...
Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground
  12/27/15
Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm gue...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/27/15
yeah. here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. ...
Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground
  12/27/15
jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole
shaky organic girlfriend
  12/27/15
...
costumed autistic hominid
  12/27/15
this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exis...
grizzly theatre faggotry
  12/27/15
180 thread OP set her up with jjc OFS
cracking ruddy karate
  12/27/15
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous &a...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/29/15
Please tell me this one is fake.
Glittery Flirting Gas Station Coffee Pot
  12/29/15
100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/29/15
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thur...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/04/16
...
cerebral unholy national
  01/04/16
This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015
smoky orchestra pit
  01/04/16
...
Bespoke ultramarine garrison
  01/21/16
Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? T...
Honey-headed adulterous dingle berry
  01/04/16
Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/17/16
...
cerebral unholy national
  01/17/16
"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested a...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/21/16
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well: "I...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/21/16
...
Bespoke ultramarine garrison
  01/21/16
You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the liv...
frum striped hyena nursing home
  01/21/16
Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of X...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/21/16
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthda...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/13/16
Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gat...
Amber hairless whorehouse
  04/16/16
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and b...
Amber hairless whorehouse
  02/29/16
I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywher...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/29/16
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatt...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/10/16
jfc
Charismatic dragon stock car
  03/10/16
*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*
grizzly theatre faggotry
  03/24/16
...
rambunctious territorial step-uncle's house
  04/06/16
"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime...&qu...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/24/16
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/06/16
she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping...
Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground
  04/06/16
Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/16
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/16
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & m...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/15/16
Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300
smoky orchestra pit
  04/15/16
"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  04/21/17
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting: "...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/15/16
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion wi...
Amber hairless whorehouse
  04/16/16
The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-bl...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/16/16
Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has ...
Amber hairless whorehouse
  04/16/16
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/13/16
Scholarship
silver field
  05/13/16
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the fo...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/23/16
C'mon I thought this was a great one.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/23/16
pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her u...
fuchsia 180 point
  05/23/16
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/23/16
ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH
fuchsia 180 point
  05/23/16
HO LEE FUCK
Exciting brunch
  05/23/16
...
fuchsia 180 point
  05/23/16
WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 W...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/02/16
...
costumed autistic hominid
  10/17/16
...
Electric topaz old irish cottage dog poop
  10/17/16
jfc
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  10/17/16
...
Cobalt menage
  02/03/17
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 sepa...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/17/16
i want to fucking die after reading this
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  10/17/16
DC?
Exciting brunch
  10/17/16
NYC apparently she sounds like a good fit for DC now that...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  10/17/16
Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month o...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
what the fuck
maroon contagious private investor plaza
  02/03/17
You're doing God's work in this thread, brother
smoky orchestra pit
  02/03/17
ty friend
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
how ugly are these dudes
diverse nibblets prole
  02/03/17
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with underco...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this t...
apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor
  02/03/17
Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "...
apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor
  02/03/17
Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting th...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for...
mahogany frisky university party of the first part
  02/03/17
what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  02/03/17
...
costumed autistic hominid
  02/03/17
Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/03/17
there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  02/03/17
there are still links to her pics itt she is a legitimate...
vigorous laser beams
  02/03/17
...
pink address bbw
  02/03/17
*kidnaps her* *waterboards her with milk*
lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire
  02/03/17
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Gr...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to b...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend o...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. ...
fuchsia 180 point
  02/10/17
I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at leas...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProbl...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Var...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/10/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  02/10/17
She just visited Tel Aviv! "GREAT trip that EXCEEDED...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/01/17
"Produce book of global travel" Wtf does that e...
spectacular olive hairy legs
  03/01/17
The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook
chocolate library ceo
  03/01/17
It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of the...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/01/17
jesus
well-lubricated rigpig
  03/19/17
Linked this article: http://www.someecards.com/love/break...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/01/17
I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still mig...
diverse nibblets prole
  03/01/17
ty for your service
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/01/17
this post alone is a 180 thread.
Mind-boggling violet ape police squad
  03/01/17
"droning on about "banking Chads" for several...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  04/21/17
u saved a man
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  07/04/17
how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still ha...
wonderful milky church
  05/03/19
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew...
spectacular olive hairy legs
  03/01/17
the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.
Primrose Mewling Crackhouse
  03/01/17
Today, a link to this image: https://www.facebook.com/Thu...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/03/17
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me a...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/19/17
...
Exciting brunch
  03/24/17
"Two more dead ends this weekend. This is insanity. #D...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/23/17
how did you meet her do her friends console her in these ...
fuchsia 180 point
  03/23/17
She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comm...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/23/17
this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people ha...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually f...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
interesting. i can see that as well.
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a...
sienna center
  03/24/17
This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social...
Flesh gaming laptop kitchen
  03/24/17
That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive...
Vibrant theater stage main people
  04/10/17
there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she...
Vibrant theater stage main people
  04/10/17
As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of on...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from other...
Vibrant theater stage main people
  04/10/17
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
...
twinkling sticky tanning salon chad
  03/24/17
First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shre...
Magenta odious school
  03/24/17
A doozy of a thread from last night: "Tonight's date...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/25/17
she didn't even go their for a professional degree or underg...
fuchsia 180 point
  03/25/17
Nope, writing MA.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/25/17
so hard not to cringe at her posts makes me uncomfortabl...
fuchsia 180 point
  03/25/17
OH this makes it WAY worse. good grief.
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right h...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've neve...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseba...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
mental illness, very sad
maroon contagious private investor plaza
  04/10/17
The ring rotation here is damning: http://i.imgur.com/uvz...
Arousing shrine stain
  04/10/17
LOL
fuchsia 180 point
  04/10/17
GOOD GRIEF. is it possible she's engaging in long game sc...
racy white stag film
  04/10/17
I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind s...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/17
lmao
twinkling sticky tanning salon chad
  04/21/17
...
Cobalt menage
  08/09/17
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  11/24/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  02/13/18
This is some Gollum level shit right here.
bronze property
  06/12/17
same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread fo...
lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire
  01/02/18
Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field repor...
coral comical genital piercing partner
  04/10/17
...
sienna center
  04/10/17
Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake im...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/20/17
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brillia...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/20/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  04/21/17
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/17
"Back to square one. Again. #DatingProblems But I can...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/12/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  07/03/17
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDE...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/04/17
Ty for your service in these updates.
bronze property
  07/04/17
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/05/17
my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this threa...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  07/04/17
"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/24/17
NOWAG(irls)
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  07/24/17
Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning Als...
Hairraiser jade depressive
  04/19/19
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements? "I #Fue...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/24/17
...
pink address bbw
  07/24/17
lol was about to post this one
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/24/17
Oh no.
bronze property
  07/24/17
...
duck-like cruise ship elastic band
  07/24/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  07/25/17
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/02/17
*posts link to some nature video* "This male fish sp...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/02/17
...
Cobalt menage
  08/09/17
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*" h...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/02/17
She updated her cover photo: *grit teeth emoji* *camera e...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/05/17
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/05/17
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/05/17
I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Som...
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  08/05/17
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  08/23/17
That ring.
bronze property
  08/05/17
...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  09/08/17
You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/08/17
she is maximum PRESTIGE azn
chest-beating indirect expression roommate
  08/05/17
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Ag...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/09/17
"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/09/17
can you poast a link so i can vote for her
bipolar azure mood
  08/10/17
Nah
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/10/17
lol
lascivious stage preventive strike
  08/23/17
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
Uh oh! "When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/10/17
Linked to this article: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/20/17
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I reali...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/20/17
holy shit man. Bookmarked
outnumbered insane jew
  08/20/17
She took this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nat...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/20/17
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew: ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/23/17
...
duck-like cruise ship elastic band
  08/23/17
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Sp...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/08/17
you're a hero for keeping us updated
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  09/08/17
THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????
fuchsia 180 point
  09/10/17
Azn megashrews, that's who.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/10/17
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #St...
Hairraiser jade depressive
  04/19/19
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/19/19
someone requested a bump
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  09/21/17
Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
spruce marvelous hall trust fund
  09/21/17
She went to Harvard, recently. https://imgur.com/a/V6myh ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/16/17
over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad
Irate native internal respiration
  11/17/17
TBF, it was sad to begin with
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  01/03/18
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming
Irate native internal respiration
  09/05/19
"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Societ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/16/17
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in hist...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/16/17
God's work with the updates
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  11/16/17
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobprob...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/16/17
She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/16/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  11/17/17
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a D...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/20/17
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a pol...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/24/17
How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever me...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  11/24/17
She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on wome...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/24/17
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Aft...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/24/17
Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but won...
beady-eyed out-of-control institution
  11/24/17
It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/24/17
After the Port Authority non-attack: "I'm downtown &...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/13/17
...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  12/25/17
...
fuchsia 180 point
  12/25/17
Posted today: "Grandfather: What do you look for in ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/25/17
lmao
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  12/25/17
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in B...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/25/17
Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.
translucent histrionic immigrant
  12/25/17
...
curious site
  01/03/18
"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*" https://...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/27/17
At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article: https:/...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/27/17
Ironically just linked to this: https://www.wsj.com/artic...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/02/18
She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecard...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/02/18
ty for updates sir
cracking ruddy karate
  01/02/18
...
costumed autistic hominid
  01/02/18
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/03/18
I still don't understand how and why people date her.
curious site
  01/03/18
stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever
Saffron deranged persian
  01/03/18
Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionai...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  01/03/18
Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/14/18
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS: ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/14/18
Again with the fucking ring.
bronze property
  01/21/18
"Date #5 last night: [Guy]: Where was that place whe...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/14/18
...
Stimulating Nubile Jap
  01/21/18
need UPDATE
fuchsia 180 point
  01/21/18
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star: Over 300 views in l...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/31/18
Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr spending time in the bat...
Anal bawdyhouse
  01/31/18
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/31/18
criminally underrated
Citrine elite generalized bond travel guidebook
  10/08/18
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five yea...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/31/18
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/31/18
...
Anal bawdyhouse
  01/31/18
...
Blathering Disturbing Dilemma Cuck
  01/31/18
...
Pungent mother foreskin
  01/31/18
...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  01/31/18
i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't sh...
fuchsia 180 point
  01/31/18
She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of th...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/31/18
CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  01/31/18
...
Flatulent senate double fault
  02/14/18
...
dashing associate rehab
  01/31/18
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pra...
Peach
  01/31/18
Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in th...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/01/18
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/01/18
What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she hav...
fuchsia 180 point
  02/01/18
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never hea...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/01/18
Wow, which company did she start?
bronze property
  02/01/18
the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.
Massive Dark
  02/01/18
Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?
Sepia fanboi
  02/01/18
Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own rig...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/01/18
Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desper...
Sepia fanboi
  02/01/18
Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/01/18
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/02/18
Never mind, guy is dunhere: "Broke up with [Guy] jus...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/11/18
Any friends commenting? Need update for valentines day
fuchsia 180 point
  02/13/18
This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments....
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/13/18
Update?
fuchsia 180 point
  02/14/18
...
bronze property
  02/14/18
Those hands are really fat for an asian
clear irradiated
  02/13/18
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain: ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/14/18
that dude's profile makes me cringe.
Startled rusted kitty place of business
  02/14/18
She's in Miami! https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk "This t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/17/18
The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is ...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  02/17/18
In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just to...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/17/18
Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  02/17/18
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 h...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/20/18
Hostile to him?
bronze property
  02/20/18
Yes. "run....he's not for you" "hes a ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/20/18
this is so sad.
Violent codepig
  03/06/18
"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thou...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/06/18
"Dessert! #yum" https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx ht...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/06/18
That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.
bronze property
  03/06/18
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ibl...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/23/18
she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fak...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  03/23/18
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/29/18
She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT
Lime Drunken Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/29/18
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading in...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/29/18
She got a new job: "Happy Friday, Friends! I am exci...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/13/18
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she i...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/30/18
What is a Buspreneur? Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur! ...
Pungent mother foreskin
  04/30/18
What if I dont know about blockchain? Knowledge about bl...
bronze property
  04/30/18
what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no kno...
Cobalt menage
  04/30/18
...
bronze property
  04/30/18
...
soggy goal in life deer antler
  06/29/18
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event: ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/30/18
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed thi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/15/18
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments: -She appar...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/15/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  05/23/18
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/15/18
I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates...
curious site
  05/16/18
She is prestigious though!
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/16/18
wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll
cracking ruddy karate
  05/16/18
Protip: this girl is your future wife
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/15/18
Charles really has come around on the practice of documentin...
bronze property
  05/15/18
ressentiment
Self-absorbed disrespectful office ladyboy
  07/27/18
such a 180 classic xo thread
cracking ruddy karate
  05/16/18
ray bradbury wants his character back
Cobalt menage
  05/16/18
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embo...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/01/18
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alu...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/06/18
Please go.
bronze property
  06/06/18
"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend &...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/09/18
...
costumed autistic hominid
  06/09/18
...
Transparent Yarmulke
  06/21/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  06/21/18
GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!
greedy mauve legend
  06/21/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  06/29/18
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically. https:/...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/29/18
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/29/18
Dartmouth isn't that great, right?
bronze property
  06/29/18
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eatin...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/09/18
The cat isn't touching her.
bronze property
  07/09/18
...
duck-like cruise ship elastic band
  07/19/18
great thread
cracking ruddy karate
  07/19/18
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered o...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/27/18
"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/07/18
That is not how you use a thermos
bronze property
  08/07/18
jfc
swollen yellow water buffalo
  08/07/18
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard G...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/13/18
She shared this Mashable article: https://mashable.com/ar...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/13/18
Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/13/18
You can give up a master's degree?
bronze property
  08/13/18
as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and...
Irate native internal respiration
  08/13/18
How dare you
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/13/18
hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence&...
Irate native internal respiration
  09/05/19
The thread that keeps on giving.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  08/13/18
No surprise what she's reading: https://imgur.com/a/7fRbl...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/17/18
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date s...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/11/18
Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're fee...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  09/11/18
Workin' on the night moves Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...
smoky orchestra pit
  09/11/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  09/22/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  09/29/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  10/07/18
I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody ...
unhinged boltzmann
  10/07/18
...
costumed autistic hominid
  10/08/18
*THUMB*
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/02/19
...
turquoise abnormal
  09/05/19
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read t...
brass
  10/08/18
just looked at her youtube page jesus fuck she sounds jus...
brass
  10/08/18
holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful ...
unhinged boltzmann
  10/08/18
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
...
fuchsia 180 point
  10/12/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  10/13/18
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting....
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/14/18
...
fuchsia 180 point
  11/17/18
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #P...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/21/18
She shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/21/18
Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him
lavender yapping piazza
  11/21/18
...
Hairraiser jade depressive
  05/03/19
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I f...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/04/18
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoul...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/04/18
lol
lascivious stage preventive strike
  12/04/18
Jfc
cracking ruddy karate
  12/05/18
She shared this image: https://www.facebook.com/ThePsycho...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/04/18
I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible u...
wonderful milky church
  12/04/18
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/05/18
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere. "Successful CEO &...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/18/18
Shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psyc...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/06/19
wait she's been engaged twice?
maroon contagious private investor plaza
  01/06/19
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/06/19
And lastly, she is applying for business school.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/06/19
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale: 1) High prestige 2)...
Naked motley
  01/09/19
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glass...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/09/19
that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her lev...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  01/09/19
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE When I chec...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/09/19
incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the stri...
Pearl Love Of Her Life
  01/21/19
...
fuchsia 180 point
  01/21/19
Home from work early. Do I: -Marie Kondo the apartment -...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/25/19
early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  02/25/19
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done PS Duke...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/27/19
she's nutella if she never maed it
wonderful milky church
  03/27/19
Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than he...
bronze property
  03/27/19
Attended another Ivy event yesterday. I needed an excuse ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/27/19
Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  03/27/19
...
costumed autistic hominid
  03/27/19
IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.
rough-skinned french chef idiot
  04/02/19
just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to s...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  04/02/19
...
bronze property
  04/03/19
"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private v...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/27/19
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments,...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/27/19
"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌" ...
bronze property
  03/27/19
how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surpri...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  04/02/19
Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: http...
bronze property
  04/02/19
truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre ...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  04/02/19
I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/02/19
maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and sh...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  04/02/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/02/19
why is she moving? awy from nyc?
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/02/19
Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupB...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/02/19
Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did ...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  04/02/19
Small world brother!
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/02/19
#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This w...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/02/19
Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face! Btw you should ...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/03/19
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very gen...
Carnelian
  04/02/19
...
Hairraiser jade depressive
  05/03/19
Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I ...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/15/19
How did this happen.
bronze property
  04/15/19
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/15/19
We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of ...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/16/19
Please do it for xo content creation
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  04/16/19
I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, ...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/16/19
I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Sho...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/08/19
meanie
wonderful milky church
  05/08/19
Exercise your best judgment.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/08/19
She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/15/19
Ring?
bronze property
  04/15/19
No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/15/19
Lol
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  04/16/19
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  04/16/19
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!! 2 Dartmouth ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/18/19
This is so sad.
bronze property
  04/18/19
She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/19/19
It’s her peak achievement in life.
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  04/19/19
those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain
wonderful milky church
  05/03/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  04/19/19
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/19/19
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale. ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/02/19
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's on...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/03/19
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown. an UNUSED $5,000 wedding g...
Hairraiser jade depressive
  05/03/19
Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/08/19
Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/08/19
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad. ...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/17/19
Charles, can we confirm with FB post?
bronze property
  05/17/19
Hey, she made a post on it last night: "From the 21s...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/17/19
The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/17/19
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different ...
bronze property
  05/17/19
lol you should have talked to her
Anal bawdyhouse
  05/17/19
I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/17/19
Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/17/19
...
Tantric knife
  05/17/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody?...
coral comical genital piercing partner
  05/17/19
I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  05/17/19
were there other Asian women at the party?
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  05/17/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Today was a DISASTER. After finally catching up on ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/19/19
Well, this is quite the wrinkle.
bronze property
  05/19/19
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017: "My date t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/24/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  05/27/19
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & j...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/18/19
...
fuchsia 180 point
  06/21/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  06/21/19
Catfished! 😠😠😠😠 #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/25/19
Shared this article: https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/25/19
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/12/19
Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest...
Irate native internal respiration
  07/12/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  07/16/19
over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror...
Irate native internal respiration
  07/16/19
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/16/19
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/16/19
She shared this article: https://www.theatlantic.com/busi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/16/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  07/19/19
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  07/26/19
please dont ever stop
hateful
  07/26/19
Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/05/19
"SO weird. (In a good way!) Last night, I fell aslee...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/09/19
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avo...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/12/19
Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.
bronze property
  08/12/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
holy shit just when you thought this thread was played ou...
Irate native internal respiration
  08/12/19
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/12/19
...
Cobalt menage
  08/19/19
...
turquoise abnormal
  09/05/19
So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.
alcoholic tan feces
  03/24/20
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week,...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/19/19
she sounds depressed
claret selfie
  08/19/19
I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certai...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/19/19
there were times in my life where i had little self awarenes...
Anal bawdyhouse
  08/19/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a s...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/19/19
...
costumed autistic hominid
  08/19/19
...
bronze property
  08/19/19
plz no ive been following this for years
Stimulating Nubile Jap
  08/19/19
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that w...
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  08/19/19
...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  09/05/19
Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  08/19/19
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  08/27/19
* After video chatting with guy * Emma: Was that a weddin...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pse...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  09/05/19
Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
Oh jeez the pics: https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
why photo-worthy?
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  09/05/19
be she is insane.
vermilion seedy pisswyrm forum
  09/05/19
She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the ...
bronze property
  09/05/19
Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  09/05/19
completely mindblowing
burgundy painfully honest marketing idea
  09/05/19
...
Wine legal warrant
  09/05/19
okay seriously how old is she at this point? this thread...
Iridescent
  09/05/19
She's about 44 now I think.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she look...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  09/05/19
Well she was around that age when I started this thread near...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/05/19
this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile ...
poppy hissy fit
  09/06/19
so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move
Iridescent
  09/06/19
...
Tantric knife
  09/05/19
"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Ju...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/08/19
How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run awa...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  09/08/19
"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an u...
bronze property
  09/11/19
"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it fe...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/11/19
You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  09/13/19
https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminat...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/19/19
"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho &a...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/19/19
"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊 We began...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  09/27/19
bookmark is a nice touch
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  10/21/19
Nice attn to detail Jim
Irate native internal respiration
  10/21/19
Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/04/19
What is my authentic voice? How do I orientate myself to my...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  10/11/19
More grant money?
bronze property
  10/21/19
was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”
titillating crimson area headpube
  12/11/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  10/21/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  11/05/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  11/10/19
i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a ...
chartreuse becky
  11/10/19
Are we snack buddies?? Miracle Whip - Yes Pickles - Yes,...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  11/22/19
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  12/11/19
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-st...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/17/19
honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you s...
gold keepsake machete
  12/17/19
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
https://i.imgur.com/Wa4vC8S.png
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  12/30/19
...
fuchsia 180 point
  01/10/20
Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/on...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  01/20/20
37/54 for me.
  02/28/20
...
hyperventilating mustard degenerate
  01/22/20
https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg "Because I can't rem...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/05/20
Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.
  02/28/20
#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus #CoronaVirus
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/05/20
you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways
Anal bawdyhouse
  02/05/20
Lol
canary
  02/05/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
Here's a weirder one: https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg ht...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/07/20
...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Fa...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  02/13/20
"4 Pillars of Europe: Goods + Services + Capital + P...
Irate native internal respiration
  03/04/20
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/04/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the pe...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/13/20
i cant believe the female jjc is single again
swollen yellow water buffalo
  02/13/20
...
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  02/13/20
Sad one today. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/f...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/28/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introd...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/28/20
Never stop poasting these
rough-skinned french chef idiot
  02/28/20
this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i ca...
low-t
  02/28/20
What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost fi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  02/28/20
What was she doing with the business cards? How do they poss...
Chrome overrated idea he suggested
  03/04/20
"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 post...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/04/20
So she wrote like 13 postcards?
bronze property
  03/04/20
If that! https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/04/20
Hello Fellow Voter!
Irate native internal respiration
  03/04/20
The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo ...
beady-eyed out-of-control institution
  03/04/20
...
costumed autistic hominid
  03/16/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/20
"Me: Someone lost their gold ring! [Friend]: Was it Go...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/04/20
jesus christ i feel bad for her :(
swollen yellow water buffalo
  03/04/20
If only her ring would be lost.
curious site
  03/17/20
"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/06/20
"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselli...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/09/20
Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/10/20
jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) stil...
Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space
  03/10/20
...
Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space
  04/21/20
how old is she?
Iridescent
  03/10/20
Not sure but I'd guess about 45.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/10/20
lmao
curious site
  03/16/20
"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, no...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/15/20
"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded m...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/15/20
She's disgusting in every conceivable way.
soul-stirring doctorate heaven
  03/16/20
"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York. March 1...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/16/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/16/20
does she get any comments on these sad posts?
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  03/16/20
Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/16/20
More cheese for me! 😂
Irate native internal respiration
  03/17/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  03/17/20
"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how t...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/19/20
"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/19/20
underrated detail here
Irate native internal respiration
  03/19/20
"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/19/20
*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting whi...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  03/24/20
She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocke...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/21/20
8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.
beady-eyed out-of-control institution
  03/21/20
Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of th...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/21/20
She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. Wh...
Anal bawdyhouse
  03/21/20
a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac and...
Irate native internal respiration
  03/21/20
...
Walnut slap-happy giraffe
  03/24/20
She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six y...
translucent histrionic immigrant
  03/21/20
...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  03/22/20
Stop stalking this poor girl already.
background story
  03/24/20
it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a bir...
ocher haunting philosopher-king
  04/21/20
This thread is incredible.
  03/21/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  03/21/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  03/22/20
By the way chuck, time for a second thread?
beady-eyed out-of-control institution
  03/22/20
I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  03/22/20
Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil u...
beady-eyed out-of-control institution
  03/22/20
Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies
bronze property
  03/24/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  03/30/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/01/20
Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/01/20
New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect: https://i.i...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/07/20
Lol
ungodly tank trump supporter
  04/22/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/08/20
"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/10/20
lol
cracking ruddy karate
  04/10/20
dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  04/17/20
what the fuck does this person actually do for a living
Cobalt menage
  04/18/20
titcq
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
  04/18/20
"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"...
Irate native internal respiration
  04/21/20
...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/17/20
This is fascinating
bat shit crazy really tough guy masturbator
  04/21/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/21/20
"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/20
This is actually really sad.
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/22/20
this is just mean at this point man
gold keepsake machete
  04/22/20
wow :(
swollen yellow water buffalo
  04/22/20
can you post pics of this chick
clear irradiated
  04/22/20
I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/20
can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so...
Fluffy national security agency public bath
  04/22/20
There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.
lascivious stage preventive strike
  04/24/20
https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg her facebook is linked ea...
Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  04/24/20
...
greedy mauve legend
  05/04/20
we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is
sick nofapping cumskin
  04/22/20
Emma is feeling motivated. Yesterday at 3:26 PM · ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/22/20
...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
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...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/22/20
healthy
Razzmatazz garnet boiling water
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...
lascivious stage preventive strike
  04/24/20
"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 ho...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/23/20
charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. ...
gold keepsake machete
  04/23/20
...
pale
  04/23/20
how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn&r...
Stimulating Nubile Jap
  04/25/20
couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to...
Galvanic magical jewess school cafeteria
  04/24/20
...
soggy goal in life deer antler
  05/20/20
"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  04/25/20
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/25/20
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Fluffy national security agency public bath
  05/04/20
"I miss the club!" https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB....
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  05/14/20
same
soggy goal in life deer antler
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...
Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/02/20
Today she shared these "anti-racism resources" ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/03/20
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/20
"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My mor...
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
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Bright Coldplay Fan
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/20
I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
  06/03/20
I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her pa...
Amber hairless whorehouse
  06/03/20
we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted ru...
coral comical genital piercing partner
  06/03/20
LMAO XO will love this: "I'm usually all about being...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
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clear irradiated
  06/03/20
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gold keepsake machete
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coral comical genital piercing partner
  06/03/20
LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insuffi...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
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Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/06/20
"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to ...
dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker
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LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING
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Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years late...
aggressive
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Boyish shimmering ticket booth
  09/13/20
im gay
soggy goal in life deer antler
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.

So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.

Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.

20 hrs ago

I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879435)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:

1 Day, 2 Dates

Date 1 --

A lesson in failing:

Emma: I like hotel bars.

*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*

I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.

Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).

I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.

Date 2 --

A lesson in winning:

*Online conversation about NY landmarks*

Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?

Emma: Morton's Steak House?

Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.

*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*

Friend: Where did he go to school?

Emma: I don't know...

Friend: You don't know? You always know!

Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.

Friend: Wow...

*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*

Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.

*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.

*We spend three hours at the restaurant.

He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.

Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.

Our date ends a little after midnight.

He even got out to open the car door for me.*

Several times during the date:

Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.

Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879500)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: heady alpha

lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang puck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880165)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880737)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: smoky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880762)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Big factory reset button

true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk to you. especially on a date. shows importance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325270)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too many vowels in his name or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880754)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at this rate.

I guess it's like ... in a way you want to believe ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880758)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880773)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880794)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Bistre State Boistinker

#1 = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881469)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Also from 2013:

Emma's Friends, Not Impressed

So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.

Emma: Then he said XYZ.

Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.

Later in the night...

Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.

Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.

- - -

"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"

Said no one ever.

Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879524)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:

Idio(t)syncratic

Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.

Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879539)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

I'm fucking dying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880122)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type."

JFC she sounds horrid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881898)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sound barrier queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Impertinent concupiscible temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762915)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Hot Stage Regret

JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsmeyer flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879556)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: slimy international law enforcement agency

not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

3 days after the idiot:

Well, That's Different

Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:

-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.

-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.

-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.

-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.

-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.

-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.

-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.

-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.

Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.

We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.

It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.

We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!

Sounds great, right?

-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.

-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.

My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!

Seriously, World? :\

Will this ultimately be futile?

(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:

The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.

---

After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:

"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879572)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: titillating crimson area headpube

"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!"

FINE WINE, WHAT BRUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879594)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. Mr. Perfect deigns to date her and she cuts him off over hiking.

Tell her that if she doesn't want him, I need his digits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880134)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and changing the names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880147)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126571)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Another 2 weeks pass:

Yay!

After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.

Decent sleep last night. Great weather.

Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.

Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. Hes a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.

After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldnt resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.

Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people dont know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe Ill try the Anji Baicha next time.

Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!

Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.

Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.

Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.

Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)

Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. Its not THAT kind of call Hes out with friends. :P

It was a good day.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879599)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale

>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Asian status: CONFIRMED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988605)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Cat Roast Beef

EAT ALL THE THINGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131361)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

A month later:

I am A Horrible, Shallow Person

He: Would you like to go out sometime?

Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.

He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.

- - -

Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.

So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879611)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: titillating crimson area headpube

fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879640)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold

LOL i love the guys response here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879691)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880732)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126794)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: red stead

What an insane super shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882970)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: gaped lodge

Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stranger from online simply b/c he asked her out? What is he, an xo poster?

I don't meet anyone IRL unless I know what they do. In my defense, I never ask a guy what he does unless it's obvious from his pictures, he mentions it in his profile, or he asks me what I do. And if we don't discuss this topic, we don't meet. Hmph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883267)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale

So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" because he didn't send her a comprehensive resume of his favorite books, his hobbies, etc.? Could you make a comprehensive resume of all your friends' favorite books, their hobbies, etc. (without cheating by looking at their Facebook profiles)? Sounds like you need to get out more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988620)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: zombie-like hell azn

I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without more context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#37020858)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour

You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126592)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: vengeful theater

This cannot be life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879627)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Yet another month passes:

B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist

Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!

He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.

I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879634)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: vengeful theater

Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879637)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exists although I have yellow fever and am wondering whether I need to get another watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879790)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880146)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:17 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880740)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: glassy kink-friendly turdskin locale

>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P

WHAT THE CHRIST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988624)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Galvanic magical jewess school cafeteria

how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40072315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):

Shop Like The Emma

*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*

Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...

Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!

* Emma nods smugly* :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879644)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

what is this woman's job? approximate income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880149)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that I don't know. She certainly seems to spend a lot of money and has done things that come across as career accomplishments, but other things seem to scream flame and she could be getting helped by parents for all I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880167)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Pretty long gap, going into 2014:

TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)

Saturday --

Friend: How is your dating life?

Emma: Non-existent!

Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...

Sunday --

TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??

Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!

TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!

A couple of years ago --

Friend2: You have really high standards.

Emma: I edited down my list a lot!

Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.

* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879657)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Another gap of several months:

This Month on Forever Alone...

Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why dont I have a reality show??

>>> Two weeks ago --

Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. Hes several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. Hes social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.

Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why dont YOU date him??

Emma: Um Hes not preppy enough?

Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!

* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *

>>> Last week --

Date: Im French. Im from France & I speak French.

Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldnt even be in my top three guesses.

Date: Im half German.

(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women dont like me. Are you shocked?

Emma: Not really.

(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??

Emma: No.

MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.

Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.

Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.

More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???

(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)

* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *

>>> Last night --

Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing its one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.

Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.

Emma: Well see.

Friend: So, who is he??

Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.

Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.

Emma: :)

Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.

Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...

Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.

Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.

Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.

Background aside --

(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)

Emma: Im attracted to type A men. But Im not type B.

MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.

Emma: YES!

End of aside --

Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. Hes like type A^5.

Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.

Emma: Youre too kind. :)

Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.

Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!

>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --

When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.

>>> & now for something random --

Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879686)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: titillating crimson area headpube

she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879705)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

lol at non-SJW division

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879805)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879869)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: smoky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881203)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Self-absorbed disrespectful office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#36059808)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Carmine toaster

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880166)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880753)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126644)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.

Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems

* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879699)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880174)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

That post was the one where I first realized that XO might enjoy this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881250)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Carmine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882937)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):

"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."

"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)

Yet, he retains his humanity."

"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:

http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg

But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"

"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.

He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."

And then, the best one:

"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)

Emma: I love watches.

Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?

As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...

*McKayla not impressed pic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882660)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour

Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126680)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

People like this make me question the value of higher education. Sometimes I wish my parents pressured me into enlisting in the military and then pursuing some sort of prole career after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879700)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879713)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: mint home rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879974)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880759)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: black trip market halford

Hook her up with JJC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879701)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: spectacular olive hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538086)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Slate appetizing indian lodge newt

sorry bro but this is boring as fuark

also $10,000 says she only dates white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879703)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

3 days later:

I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!

Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.

Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.

Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.

Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.

3 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879709)



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Date: February 14th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: talented parlor skinny woman

i love that these all get like 3 likes

a picture of my dog's shit gets more likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29825142)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold

I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing myself than ive ever been. How does a person like this even exist in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879711)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

i'm sure she's totally worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879719)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: red stead

She's fat to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883206)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happening again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879721)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy exhilarant community account cuckold

If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on the jury id vote to acquit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

Most people probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879749)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Hot Stage Regret

why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or settling HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880196)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:40 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060548)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe

What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and personality. Is she rich, educated, and have a high paying 'prestige' job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879725)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essentially empty head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879733)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe

That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling job though, idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879739)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

probs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879762)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: red stead

So nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a variety of professional pursuits that I literally can't tell how legit or flame they are (stuff like writing articles, founding some small-scale businesses, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879763)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

sounds pretty flamey...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879768)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Hot Stage Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879786)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Edit: Thanks, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879806)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Hot Stage Regret

Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It makes it so much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879812)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle abode sweet tailpipe

Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is her last gasp hail Mary to convince her parents she's not a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879813)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones who flame/d otherwise like rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879834)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: gaped lodge

She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883285)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:

Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879728)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Hot Stage Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879767)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

i think you underestimate doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879792)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Alas, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879798)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.

Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

How hot is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879821)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight and definitely has an aging face, but she doesn't have any deformities or w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879830)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879835)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looking at some of her shittier pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879875)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880282)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap

this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objective 5 (which gets bumped to a 7 for yellow fever bros).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880290)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian is and I can say if she's better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880291)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap

http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg

Second from left on the nyuug scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880328)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: heady alpha

ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880339)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

It is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880345)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap

lol i know man

but it's an important piece of board history now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880349)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

That scale is shit btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880343)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: heady alpha

there is no coherence to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880347)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880359)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party

CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is >>>>>>>>>>>> the 9 Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880973)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:57 AM
Author: aquamarine gunner mad-dog skullcap

as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree

i still think second from the left is around a 5-6 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880351)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

Yeah, I'm glad we agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880358)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880892)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

Oh c'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881927)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features, a creaking face, and she's a bit fat (maybe like 28 BMI). I rated her around a 4 because I figure 1-2 should be reserved for people with severe obesity, significant deformities/assymetries, trashiness, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881978)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Supple Box Office

There is no gradient.

Hysterical nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28950512)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Big factory reset button

ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:

"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.

I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.

An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesnt want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesnt want to be challenged or confronted.

But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.

This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think its not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."

http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879847)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoanalyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880212)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lamborghini. LOL. tongue emoticon #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879861)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS that my [Ivy she got MA at] love is due to a lack of more compelling professional accomplishments (Unlike him, I am not building multi-m/billion dollar companies). I've repeatedly tried to convince him otherwise, to no avail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879867)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

He's got her pegged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg BusinessWeek. Date: Why would you read something so BORING?? Emma: #Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879889)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: vivacious locus dopamine

twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and finds mass publications utterly pedestrian.

aznshrew selfpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880308)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.

there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.

what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879901)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879909)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Yeah, last name looks Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879918)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

well, but bpm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879922)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

jfc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Writing about the dismal job market & some people's blatant insensitivity. Think before you speak, please! #CheckYourPrivilege"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879958)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879968)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: red stead

But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883247)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League School Should You Attend?" She got Harvard.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-ivy-league-school-should-you-attend?fb_ref=Default#.rvD5DnVVd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879978)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:

"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.

"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, Im still doing my old job but without a paycheck, Im now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money from writing, Im now earning it because of the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, Im moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, Im more successful professionally and financially than Ive ever been. What Ive discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason were not moving forward as fast as wed like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."

We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be willing to embrace failure. What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."

Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]

The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27879999)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

nternet theorist Doc Searls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880221)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880780)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Other than letters of recommendation, application for journalism fellowship completed & submitted! Wish me luck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880018)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: mint home rigor

people like this only exist in the world because we let them. it angers me. I'm feeling hopelessly mad right now. maybe this site is toxic after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880024)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from their natural habitat into a hypergamous society that fetishizes Asian women, giving them a hugely inflated ego, and telling these subhuman chink hoes they can achieve anything they want, and DESERVE chad.

Americans made their own bed, and they are gonna lie in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880053)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: mint home rigor

Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck anything. this chick is a fucking mentally ill striver living a cargo cult sex and the city fantasy life as her retarded ovaries wither. Asians have ruined this country in many ways. Just cannot fucking chill out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880064)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese are non-existent in non-Hawaii America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880085)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: mint home rigor

true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass korea dominate asia culturally now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880116)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

There are some in Socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881290)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: salmon tripping toilet seat

um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventually, even if it took a few generations for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987886)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Carmine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883028)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch & begins the meal by asking for your feedback on his next venture. THAT. Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880036)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

lol. THAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880176)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two carloads of stuff donated. Womble walks through my front door, "Your apartment looks the same." I know! #overwhelming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880090)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: Hideous Doobsian Crotch

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949795)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."

I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880109)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: heady alpha

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880216)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino

and she's a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880226)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

This doesn't make sense.

How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.

How.

Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880230)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: crawly rebellious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880253)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse

she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have something to with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881232)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table right now holy SHIT i dislike this person and everything she stands for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880236)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*

Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.

Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!

Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.

Emma: I don't even know what that means.

Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!

Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?

Friend1 & Friend2: We are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880262)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880267)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Carmine toaster

why won't they kill her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883062)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:53 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060578)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:

Angelina Jolie Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.

Jessica Chastian Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.

Shailene Woodley Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.

Rose Byrne Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.

Anne-Sophie Bion Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?

Bingbing Li Where is the groom?

Michelle Williams All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.

Brett McKenzie Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.

Esperanza Spalding Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?

Jane Seymour Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.

Judy Greer My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.

Viola Davis Does not flatter at all.

Sacha Baron Cohen As long as he's having fun.

Missi Pyle Does not flatter at all.

Natalie Portman How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?

Melissa McCarthy Love the movement of the sleeve.

Michel Hazanavicius He might want to try a size larger for pants?

Maya Rudolph I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.

Berenice Bejo Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.

Virginia Madsen Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.

Nick Krause and Amara Miller Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.

Leah Thompson Yes. My second favorite dress.

Morgan Spurlock Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.

Sherri Shepherd I would have gone with less contract underneath.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann Best dressed couple so far.

Kate Mara Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.

Kelly Ripa Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!

Kristen Wiig No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.

Gary Oldman His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.

Emma Stone The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.

Stacy Kiebler The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.

Diddy Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.

Ellie Kemper The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.

Meryl Streep Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.

Matthew Lillard Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.

Anna Faris Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!

Octavia Spencer Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?

Pharrell Williams I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.

Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880275)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set

why God WHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880295)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887695)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour

YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126751)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Religious views: good food good friends

Political views: Veil of Ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: vivacious locus dopamine

looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880318)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880404)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

Is there any way we can market this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880418)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired church building

I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actually exist. What. The. Fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880667)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space

Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: Aqua infuriating pit

Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people I've known to be as obsessed with watches are forever-alone azn men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880782)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: heady alpha

yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i dont rock a watch. sorry, not worth 40K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880928)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starter one.

jap cuties expect you to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880962)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: heady alpha

which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one properly to justify the cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just pick up a Seiko until i run into a good used Omega though.

sometimes, you need a watch or else you look underdressed. it's not too common in China or other Chinese majority countries, but it's common in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881112)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: red stead

Don't sell out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Carmine toaster

and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carry a cellphone 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883069)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:55 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060580)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party

She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed to her posts to avoid seeing this shit in your newsfeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27880989)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy seeing XO concepts play out in real life. They also don't pop up THAT frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881022)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Carmine toaster

I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as bad of course, but similar -- and it's like tonguing a toothache, you just can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883045)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Pungent mother foreskin

subtle soft tooth trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32528785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"

18 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881423)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"

3 Likes

Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881432)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party

how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't block her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881458)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort of thing, probably because I'm not involved with the shrew dating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881472)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reasons anymore? Guy I've been seeing for over a month thinks email is passe. He has no idea what my email is because "why do I need your email? I can call & text you. It's much better to have a CEO's direct phone number than his email. I get over a thousand emails a day. Reaching me by phone or text is way faster."

I still think it's weird."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881446)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring thriller filthpig space

The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungible member of the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881465)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881867)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:57 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060588)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: cerise geriatric therapy

It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to "check the box" rather than out of any real desire for them. She doesn't sound like she's describing a hot date here, more like a job interview. So robotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881952)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: crawly rebellious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27881976)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886310)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Aromatic wild messiness station

She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27886325)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:51 AM
Author: cerise geriatric therapy

and the turing test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27888186)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: vermilion seedy pisswyrm forum

LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

so she went to Penn, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882029)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse

she seems like a columbia MA to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883041)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes

Prob. journalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887868)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: alcoholic purple location psychic

this sounds 100% correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27887897)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: chestnut pervert cuckoldry

I would have guessed Cornell for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883067)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: gaped lodge

If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going on dates with these guys is that I'm not prestigious or shallow enough. Will work on improving myself to be more like this shrew, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882118)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: harsh know-it-all spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889638)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: demanding provocative hospital

how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the way NYC women operate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882854)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Aromatic wild messiness station

yes, it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info blacked out to convince us all that this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882862)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Khaki base corn cake

There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882888)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot would drive it home and make it more hilarious IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882912)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC screenshots, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883074)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Carmine toaster

don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and you're already doing enough to entertain us (ok sicken us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883117)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Aromatic wild messiness station

MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27882878)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: crusty federal principal's office

no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883278)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: red stead

SHREWMO OUTTED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883283)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Aromatic wild messiness station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889302)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Bisexual insanely creepy famous landscape painting range

shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883298)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27883964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27884987)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Posted at 1 AM last night:

"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889170)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes

Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some kind of elite media personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27889714)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse

wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896811)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I was written up in [Extremely obscure publication] for my [Extremely obscure event] keynote. smile emoticon"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27894389)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes some of her professional history. Turns out she spent like 5 years simply working for her alma mater after finishing her MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896752)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk book, ranked - The Washington Post http://ow.ly/3xRIMw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896765)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27896905)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/3xSlLT ‪#DatingProblems People need to step up & stop playing games."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906499)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Timepieces!"

Links to this pic: https://www.facebook.com/thehitschristchurch/photos/a.426000704187314.1073741830.280939955360057/765378783582836/?type=1&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27906513)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)

But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"

I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27984967)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: gaped lodge

I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband i won't spend more than $10k on a bag"

Screenshot and remove all identifying information or this thread is worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985163)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

No, I want to believe this isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985474)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Well, if you insist:

http://imgur.com/zlRzTep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986647)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: gaped lodge

Oh God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989569)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: bateful lemon telephone electric furnace

wtf

is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985272)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

A 4 at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27985450)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Goyim Reading Party

lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986671)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: orange resort

wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in public or these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: salmon tripping toilet seat

oh what a nested parentheses scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987901)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: frum striped hyena nursing home

someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chain twitterbot that just tweets in her style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27986768)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth

Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, i swear) and this thread is 100% not flame. Here's the "finally, a worthy suitor" pic:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987077)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference

jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27987835)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: bateful lemon telephone electric furnace

could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989574)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it? I suppose there's nothing stopping you, then. I just don't want her getting harassed by XO psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988176)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linking a blog. I've defriended myself to avoid an outing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990731)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: razzle gay corner faggot firefighter

I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I just pity her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990736)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102854)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference

FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126558)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of separation from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126591)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse athletic conference

i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pre-ITE who are now basically retired. Current? Not sure, but if there are legit HYP people here, definitely people in common with several poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126736)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground

still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with her. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460349)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: brilliant passionate pocket flask parlour

fuck her shit wont load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129392)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Anal bawdyhouse

do it. XO could use a new mascot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27988190)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor

That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989565)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: bateful lemon telephone electric furnace

lol i threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989573)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: gaped lodge

Please be flame.

*torches this entire thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27989580)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: copper swashbuckling windowlicker trailer park

*smothers you with this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460457)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990676)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled liquid oxygen

WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27990787)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102858)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27991649)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129333)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

LOL holy shit:

I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998494)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#27998940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

Your poast needs a trigger warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102869)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

*Turns to stone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28102873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire

reading through this entire thread for the first time and laughed my fucking ass off irl at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061311)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate heaven

She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103010)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: gaped lodge

Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than me? Fuck this gay earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103032)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103086)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: slippery ivory shitlib lay

she is mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126687)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060606)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: lavender yapping piazza

This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.

Thank to OP for putting this together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28103144)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053165)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28126541)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28129345)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She's still dating away:

Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259059)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: red stead

How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259104)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Frozen Sanctuary Useless Brakes

she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... she reminds me of luxury p.r. people, although she seems do be suffering from a reverse body dysmorphia disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28259206)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Naturally:

"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28325231)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: fragrant ruby gay wizard business firm

Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326113)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut

That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metropolitan area. Outed as an ARE COUNTRY Halfordian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28326908)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Ebony Adventurous Mediation Den

guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop pissing yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28327739)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is fabricated by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949659)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:

"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?

Update for those of you who "need" more information:

24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.

50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."

24 likes, about 15 comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949652)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: laughsome fishy digit ratio friendly grandma

lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious audience is she writing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949662)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949671)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:

"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.

(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)

Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?

Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.

Teke: You're pretty rough on him.

Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.

Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.

*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬

We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."

She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg

7 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#28949687)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:

"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"

"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*

"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"

"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460151)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Excitant Voyeur Chapel

This bitch does not have a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460157)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: scarlet circlehead set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460344)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: jet underhanded wrinkle mad cow disease

I call flame

No one can be so clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460338)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground

LOL at PACKER.

lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equivalent of birch wathen lenox. just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460366)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm guessing Birch Wathen Lenox is some other not-prestigious prep school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460388)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground

yeah.

here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.

if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.

These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460440)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: shaky organic girlfriend

jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460492)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460514)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exists in the wild; i would assume it's all elaborate flame if i did not trust you as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460519)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: cracking ruddy karate

180 thread OP

set her up with jjc OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29460582)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"

10 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477219)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Glittery Flirting Gas Station Coffee Pot

Please tell me this one is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477235)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29477243)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060618)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thursday's first date? (Highly probable date won't happen. #stubborn ;) #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517797)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: cerebral unholy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517802)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517811)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bespoke ultramarine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647024)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed adulterous dingle berry

Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? This is like a black hole of a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29517973)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra luxury apt. Then, a liberal by an ultra wealthy Southerner. #DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618042)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: cerebral unholy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29618049)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested after I didn't tell him my alma material, then accuses me of going to a state school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646677)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:

"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646686)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bespoke ultramarine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29647028)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: frum striped hyena nursing home

You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the living avatar of a Last Psychiatrist screed. Like what youd expect if you turned a Markov chain twitterbot loose on a list of aspirational brands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646757)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of XO so I wasn't on the lookout for hardcore shrew tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29646878)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).

It has a #foreveralone hashtag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29824815)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Amber hairless whorehouse

Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gather to be her shorthand for the kind of HANDSOME and "successful" (read: rich) man she so delusionally thinks she deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283988)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060622)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Amber hairless whorehouse

Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and be-ringed) thumb into a huge number of her photographs? Presumably to show off the aforementioned manicure and ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946594)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:55 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywhere.

WTF is up with putting a ring on your thumb, anyway? Is that common?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#29946686)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"

Comment chain:

Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"

Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"

Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."

Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"

Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*

But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025202)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Charismatic dragon stock car

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30025266)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: grizzly theatre faggotry

*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30131529)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: rambunctious territorial step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218147)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime..."

Links to this article:

https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2014/05/01/man-amasses-credentials-all-8-ivy-institutions-essay#.Vs9AJK_6gh8.facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30130947)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"

A noteworthy response:

Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"

Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"

Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218126)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Submissive Hunting Ground

she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping it up because she thinks it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30218187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share Your Answer. Then See If Youre Correct: AWM http://ow.ly/3zxmga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240701)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"

9 likes, a wow, and an angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30240713)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"

Enriched by this earlier comment:

"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"

As well as these replies:

Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."

Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283808)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283825)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth

"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124919)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:

"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"

Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."

Emma: "PASS."

Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"

Emma: "Yes. Final answer."

Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."

Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"

Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"

Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."

Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."

Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.

What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?

Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."

Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]

Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30283828)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Amber hairless whorehouse

Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?

Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284047)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-blogging about all these dating failures for THREE YEARS now and I don't think she's ever had a relationship lasting over a month in that span (or at least, she didn't post about it). It's really incredible.

I noticed one of the other accounts and was pretty confused as to why it exists. Why not just remake your existing account and delete old shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284061)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Amber hairless whorehouse

Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has been amply noted ITT, she brings absolutely nothing to the table. I wonder if she hits up these incredibly successful HANDSOMES for networking lunches or something like that, then tries to convert it into a date (or delusionally thinks that it constitutes a date). I can't think of any other way that she could even get a drink with the caliber of dude she talks about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30284091)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/

She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.

Also:

"STILL seeking this.

Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469825)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: silver field

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30469946)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060631)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb

Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*

#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*

Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.

A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30538762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

C'mon I thought this was a great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30541680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.

Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon

Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.

Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...

Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*

She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542598)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542649)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: Exciting brunch

HO LEE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30542686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30544690)



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 Watch - Bloomberg LP http://ht.ly/Zb2r301NWgs cc @WatchTime #timepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#30839430)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663756)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: Electric topaz old irish cottage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664251)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664496)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538144)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060633)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.

No evidence of a long-term relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31663743)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

i want to fucking die after reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664243)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Exciting brunch

DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664499)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

NYC apparently

she sounds like a good fit for DC now that you mention it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#31664507)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month on the first day of the month: Harvard Club with Columbia JD/MBA + Harvard MPA. Last date of the month on the last day of the month: Yale Club with LSE PhD in economics. Mid-month: Two successful Yalies. Annnnnnd... Still single! *goofy face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537476)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: maroon contagious private investor plaza

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537571)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: smoky orchestra pit

You're doing God's work in this thread, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538209)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: diverse nibblets prole

how ugly are these dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*

Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537520)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring on her left thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537546)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor

Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).

I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially considering most Asian chicks hold up well in their 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537652)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: apoplectic stirring house fortuitous meteor

Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "ugly" and I laugh, because, fuck it, I'm no adonis. This is not one of those instances, which people have to understand to really appreciate how absurd this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537685)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting this woman seems to Instagram almost everything she eats or drinks. Almost always has her left hand placed strategically to show off that Dartmouth class ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: mahogany frisky university party of the first part

I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys

sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32537759)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538040)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: costumed autistic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538133)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month. Most of them are cross-posted Hootsuite or Instagram posts with a trillion hashtags; of those posts most are of whatever food or drink she is consuming. It's a hard slog digging up the ones that are distinctive enough to be funny on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538207)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet boiling water

there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: vigorous laser beams

there are still links to her pics itt

she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32538564)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: pink address bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539818)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire

*kidnaps her*

*waterboards her with milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32539237)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?

Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591912)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!

https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591931)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.

Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?

*three tears of joy emojis*

#IvyLeague"

These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591947)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. Does she get likes and supportive comment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592030)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at least 1-2 likes and some get many more. I haven't posted comments as often recently, but a lot of the earlier posts in this thread give an idea of the comment structure.

I do get the feeling her posts are getting less engagement than in the past, but like 80% or more of her posts are Instagram or Hootsuite crossposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592083)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1268731226510048.1073744071.288157034567477/1268731883176649/?type=3&theater

Also shared this one two days earlier:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1266636770052827.1073744064.288157034567477/1266638216719349/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32591979)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.

The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.

Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32592026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32593003)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She just visited Tel Aviv!

"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"

She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:

http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32727870)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: spectacular olive hairy legs

"Produce book of global travel"

Wtf does that even mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728203)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: chocolate library ceo

The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728701)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of them sometime to drive the point home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728726)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated rigpig

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869607)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Linked this article:

http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/

With this text:

"You *know* this is something I'd do.

Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728196)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: diverse nibblets prole

I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still might be a virgin. Is convinced ibanking is how he will become a Chad. I showed him this thread and it was eye opening. He's a little more redpilled now and spends far less time droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728213)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728222)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling violet ape police squad

this post alone is a 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728311)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Boyish shimmering ticket booth

"droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day"

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124927)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

u saved a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702752)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: wonderful milky church

how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still have 180 lives

this woman's creepy fan obsession with PRESTIGE has no relevance except maybe showing him that his obsession is also stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38182158)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: spectacular olive hairy legs

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew/status/833910761768501248/photo/3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728227)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Primrose Mewling Crackhouse

the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32728249)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Today, a link to this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1291994967517007.1073744180.288157034567477/1291995054183665/?type=3&theater

With this text:

"THIS. & given the difficulty of the past decade, it should be a brand new Vitamix.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32745572)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32869556)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Exciting brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Two more dead ends this weekend.

This is insanity. #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

how did you meet her

do her friends console her in these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902306)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comments. I've noticed a general decline in the level of substance over time, both in terms of her own posts and in the responses of her friends. A few years back she was doing full blog posts on dates, and getting pretty long comments. Now it's throwaway posts just getting likes or very short comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32902459)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: racy white stag film

this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people have with virtue signalers in general. it's not her versus people are simply tired of affirming the narcissists in their midst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040125)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually fading out of the social meteor game, while she soldiers on like nothing has happened.

Totally idle speculation on my part though; I'm not an expert on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040192)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: racy white stag film

interesting. i can see that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040233)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: sienna center

She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.

Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905440)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Flesh gaming laptop kitchen

This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social media presence of an old school acquaintance who has significant mental illness/personality disorders. These people make me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32907171)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage main people

That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive with her posts. CharlesXII, does she ever post photos of her dates? Can you confirm these guys even exist? Because otherwise I think you can make a strong case that they're figments of her imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040287)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: racy white stag film

there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a year shared stories of this fellow artist and there on again off again affair. it was a whirlwind thing that involved plot twists and turns. eventually she had a bipolar break and was LEGIT bellvue hospitalized. fast forward years later---i go to brooklyn museum for this event and MEET this guy. we chat and chat and i bring up this mutual friend. QUOTE "oh her! dude, she's psycho. she made up all these crazy stories and told a bunch of people we were in some romance. dude...i've kissed her cheek a couple of times. "

and i ran backwards all the shit she told me and 100% this bro was telling the truth. sounds like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040316)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage main people

insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she's met in passing or viewed on linkedin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040556)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of one of her dates.

Still not prepared to say it's all flame, though. A strong point in favor of her dates being real is that she never seems to have a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040325)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage main people

True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from others and/or make herself out to be so desirable that no man is good enough for her? If she never has a second date then she can keep this going indefinitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040549)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060643)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: twinkling sticky tanning salon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905579)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Magenta odious school

First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shrew? She is stone cold 1 on a scale of 20. I feel only pity for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32905857)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

A doozy of a thread from last night:

"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."

*thousand-yard-stare face*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:

Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."

Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."

Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."

Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"

Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"

Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."

Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"

Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917794)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

she didn't even go their for a professional degree or undergrad degree, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917853)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Nope, writing MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917872)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

so hard not to cringe at her posts

makes me uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#32917887)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: racy white stag film

OH this makes it WAY worse.

good grief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040108)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.

http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040046)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: racy white stag film

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040056)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: racy white stag film

her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040063)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've never heard of such a thing but I suppose it makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040072)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: racy white stag film

100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"

'carpal tunnel'

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040086)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: maroon contagious private investor plaza

mental illness, very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040130)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing shrine stain

The ring rotation here is damning:

http://i.imgur.com/uvzFTPk.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040223)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040235)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: racy white stag film

GOOD GRIEF.

is it possible she's engaging in long game schtick? i have a guy i know who has a schtick where he convinces people off the street to take like modeling pics of him in public at places around the world. and like its half schtick half serious. is she doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040246)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind she views the omnipresent ring as "proof" it's her photo? Or maybe she just does it out of habit as a signature shtick. I dunno. Very odd regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040351)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040341)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: twinkling sticky tanning salon chad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124926)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950657)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Fluffy national security agency public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762668)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35397618)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: bronze property

This is some Gollum level shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539819)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: lake twisted pozpig multi-billionaire

same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread for the first time and laughed my ass off at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35061314)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: coral comical genital piercing partner

Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field reports" are either 99% embellished or 100% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040297)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: sienna center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33040318)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake imo. What's the goal of constantly getting first dates but no second dates? The clear implication is that other men find her unattractive and/or unlikable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33120085)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*

Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33119961)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33124453)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if youre an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if youre an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33132447)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Back to square one. Again.

#DatingProblems

But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."

Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:

"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."

Two days later:

"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33539207)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33698844)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.

Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.

I was amused by this one though:

"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699784)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: bronze property

Ty for your service in these updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33699794)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925290)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this thread gets bumped

that album with the ring in every pic was fucking disgusting jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33702768)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhibition at Cipriani, around 2:10pm, the guy who owns the moon face you see in this photo walks up next to me. Appropriate age, no wedding ring, obviously a watch lover with taste. I tried talking to him for a few minutes while his watch was being adjusted - He was polite. Eventually, the girl he came with (how was I supposed to know??? She was standing/arrived behind me!) started talking to him & they left together half a minute later. #DatingProblems #Manhattan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841041)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet boiling water

NOWAG(irls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841070)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: Hairraiser jade depressive

Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning

Also—“the guy who owns the moon face”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110806)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?

"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841066)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: pink address bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841087)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

lol was about to post this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841093)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: bronze property

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841124)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: duck-like cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33841164)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33850879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"

(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )

Comments are great:

Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"

Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."

Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"

Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."

Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

*posts link to some nature video*

"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*

#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33903787)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Cobalt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950596)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:30 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*"

http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33904044)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She updated her cover photo:

*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*

http://imgur.com/a/2t37O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925056)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925063)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925070)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz garnet boiling water

I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Somehow it conveys the horror better than actually pasting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053189)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bronze property

That ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925375)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: Walnut slap-happy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167345)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167444)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: chest-beating indirect expression roommate

she is maximum PRESTIGE azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33925468)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ

#health

Comments:

Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"

Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."

Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*

Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950573)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official South by Southwest® list of potential speakers!! I need community support to get to the next stage -- Help me get there by clicking below & voting (additional supporting comments also appreciated) for my proposed session, based on my business book. TIME SENSITIVE: This portion of the process ends before the end of the month!

Thank you! *smile emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33950603)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: bipolar azure mood

can you poast a link so i can vote for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959279)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959287)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: lascivious stage preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34053193)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060671)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Uh oh!

"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...

I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.

Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."

14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#33959263)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Linked to this article:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/

Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):

"Someone who isnt intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Dont settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029869)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*

*26 hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029872)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: outnumbered insane jew

holy shit man. Bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029896)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She took this Buzzfeed quiz:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-marriage-material-are-you?utm_term=.hg2odrXAnZ#.rxO30bl6Gv

She got a score of 72% "marriage material."

Her response:

"*quizzical emoticon* That's not a great score...

Is it related to my dealbreaker answer?? *frustrated emoticton* *playful emoticon*"

http://imgur.com/a/k5Q2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34029985)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:

"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi

Let's see what this is all about!

*CCs four different friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052628)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: duck-like cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34052854)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

*22 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167307)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

you're a hero for keeping us updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34167451)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 point

THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178175)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Azn megashrews, that's who.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34178330)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser jade depressive

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110815)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38110822)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

someone requested a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262670)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: spruce marvelous hall trust fund

Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3739175&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34262767)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She went to Harvard, recently.

https://imgur.com/a/V6myh

Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704960)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Irate native internal respiration

over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708519)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate heaven

TBF, it was sad to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#35068764)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Judgmental Arrogant Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#40060676)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Irate native internal respiration

I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#38790859)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Society of #NewYork. I'm surprised it took so long, too!" *laughing face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34704982)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.

"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*

Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*

Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."

9 total likes between two posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705038)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating mustard degenerate

God's work with the updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705069)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:

"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705063)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips has now expanded to a staggering 865 photos and 16 videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34705140)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: fuchsia 180 point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34708438)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34728867)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems

*21 additional hashtags*

There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O

Comments section is interesting as well:

Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)

Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)

Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762645)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Fluffy national security agency public bath

How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever mention any apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762669)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on women's looks). She doesn't mention how she gets the dates, but she's in NYC so men are certainly plentiful at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762688)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: dead pontificating quadroon candlestick maker

"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2#34762702)



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