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(dreams of a beta)
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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: metal sandwich

could come in for a few hours and get two new associates caught up on a case I'd begun and that was now getting some traction. So I says fine, and I show up, and as I lit a cigarette the associates started to stop me, but I just said, "You wanna hear this or not?" So they slid me a mug with the ABA logo on it, and then I had a summer associate run down to the store to fetch me a six-pack, since on my unemployed days I drink. Nothing too snooty, now. So sitting there across from the two new associates, I drank and cut up the empty cans and mused about the nature of law, the futility of lawyering, the dream about being a person. "You ever hear of the m-brane theory, associates?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905862)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic step-uncle's house coffee pot

(dreams of a beta)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28227411)



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Date: September 26th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Abusive hairraiser rehab telephone

Very cool dr cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28844434)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: dashing glassy site

Did IGWC change his moniker or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28913240)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Irradiated chrome roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905869)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Cyan native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905873)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded lilac public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905874)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Stirring sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905879)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous hell community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905886)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Appetizing address dopamine

$800/hr I hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905889)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: charismatic corn cake

were the associates black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905897)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black hospital incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27905920)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: pale volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27906059)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: beta double fault



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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: shaky 180 area

what did u tell them about m theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27906071)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:58 AM
Author: metal sandwich

"In this world, the world of the billable hour, we process time linearly, discretely. But outside of our spacetime, from what would be a fourth dimensional perspective, time wouldn't exist, and from that vantage, could we attain it, we see that our spacetime is flattened. Death created time to grow the things that we would bill. But it all repeats, associates. How many times have we had this conversation? And that email you sent this morning, the one you forgot to put the attachment on, you're going be sending that again and again and again. This is what I mean when I'm talkin about time, and death, and futility. There are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a 'profession' for our mutual illusions. Fourteen straight hours of staring at commas, these are the things you think of. You ever done that? You look in their dark little circles, just like time, both flat *and* round. Those dark little circles are what you see when you last look into the eyes of someone who's just been shitcanned. Ever do that, look in the eyes of a friend just after they got the news? You know what you see? They welcome it... not at first, but... right there in the last instant, as they pick up their bag and close their office door. It's an unmistakable relief. See cause they were afraid, and now they saw for the very first time how easy it was to just... let go. They saw, in that last nanosecond, they saw... what they were. You, yourself, this whole big drama, it was never more than a jerry-rig of presumption and striving, and you could just let go. To finally know that you didn't have to hold on so tight. To realize that all you did all day, all your loves, all your hates, all your dreams of escape, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream, a dream that you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it. I can't say the job made me this way. More like me being this way made me right for the job. I used to think about it more, but you reach a certain age, and you know who you are. Now I live in a little studio, get disgusted by shrews and libs on the internet, work doc review four days a week, and in between I drink. And there ain't nobody there to stop me. I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27913999)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Wonderful church windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914431)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Confused heady candlestick maker internal respiration

"alright, alright, allllright"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914447)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: exhilarant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914470)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Chartreuse adventurous space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914481)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic library reading party

XO Pantheon level work in the OP, but especially in this right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914623)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: azure stead friendly grandma



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Saffron locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27917586)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27922756)



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Date: May 24th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Transparent deranged business firm rigpig



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating vermilion state queen of the night



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: flesh contagious idea he suggested resort



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Citrine gas station ladyboy

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28227438)



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Date: August 22nd, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: August 22nd, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: vibrant burgundy mood

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28605636)



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Date: August 22nd, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring electric center



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Date: September 26th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: wine kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28844475)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: dashing glassy site

Damn, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28913262)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: lavender vigorous black woman

180

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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: racy claret church building associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29121987)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Hateful Legend Toaster

180

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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: racy claret church building associate

Don't copy me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29121996)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Talented doctorate juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29272268)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: provocative smoky school cafeteria



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Violet Sweet Tailpipe Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29312425)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Citrine gas station ladyboy

NM level poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29312436)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: ultramarine persian

Miss that nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29312487)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: pale volcanic crater

greatest post ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29312448)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: ultramarine persian



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: ultramarine persian



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Date: September 19th, 2016 9:35 PM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#31447551)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: disrespectful twinkling uncleanness

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#31447568)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: pale volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#33680603)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Cobalt sound barrier

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#33680621)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: know-it-all messiness



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Submissive tanning salon

180

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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Base Hunting Ground

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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hall

return the stapler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27906074)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27910033)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Orange Market

Good post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27910264)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: puce adulterous national



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Date: May 17th, 2015 5:48 PM
Author: bateful angry hominid



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Date: May 17th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: autistic wagecucks



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: mahogany jewess meetinghouse



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Date: May 18th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: exciting mint really tough guy mad cow disease



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Date: May 18th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: lemon greedy station



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Date: May 18th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Motley fat ankles water buffalo

180.

Not sure everyone is getting the reference though but that makes it even more 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27914711)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored athletic conference

Bro everyone has seen true blood cmon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#27917651)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: shaky 180 area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#29312462)



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Date: May 18th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: May 24th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle mental disorder



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Date: May 24th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Snowy newt coldplay fan



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: August 22nd, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: self-centered electric furnace



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Date: August 22nd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Violet Sweet Tailpipe Corner

cotdamn I missed this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#28606148)



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Date: September 26th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: October 6th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Author: Navy gaped dragon cuck



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Date: October 6th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: canary crotch shitlib



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: April 23rd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: September 19th, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: charismatic corn cake

Dr Cool, Judas Jones and Evan39 are the three best poasters here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#31447576)



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Date: June 30th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: November 1st, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: metal sandwich



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#35885526)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: shimmering stage international law enforcement agency

Flawless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#35885535)



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Date: January 13th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#37587247)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 3:05 AM
Author: metal sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2882387&forum_id=2#39890133)