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I AM ANXIOUS ABOUT STARTING RESIDENCY (BOOR)
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:47 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot it will actually be a fucking lot of work. I worked on avg ~30hrs/wk this year... mostly just procrastinated and watched porn all year.. and u know whats the worst. at least most of the residents that suffer have someone to go to that sucks their cock and makes them dinner... I don't. I don't even know if this girl from Russia will be impressed by me or my place in society.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939349) |
Date: May 21st, 2015 8:49 PM Author: scarlet theater Yeah not looking forward to intern year. You gonna be in NYC or did you match in CA/Denver? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939361) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot none of ur business ape. I could manage it if this Russian girl liked me. then my sacrifices would at least have a purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939372) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:55 PM Author: scarlet theater fair enough, are you satisfied with where you matched? talking the city, not the actual program (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939414) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:50 PM Author: scarlet theater Would you ever date a patient or are u scared of losing your license (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939367) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot not scared. but it's a rare patient that you actually think highly about. but it's really fucked up how u can hear some surgery residents discuss in cafeteria how they would fuck certain patients and how they got nice perky tits. when all it takes is 1 person to tell on them and they'll lose their residency over "thoughts" about mediocre looking very sick people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939400) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:56 PM Author: scarlet theater how were you able to cop good evals 3rd year? did you hide your inner aspie, put on a cheery disposition, and brownnose with the best of them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939426) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot i don't think it takes much to get good evals. nobody expects much from a med student. most drs are fat, dress poorly, and don't know much outside of medicine. most of their patients are complete fuckups. so why would the drs treat me poorly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939480) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:19 PM Author: scarlet theater should i strive and strive to cop urology or chill and do IM/EM/psych? if i do IM, is pulm/cc chill to cop? i don't wanna have to strive all over again for Cards/GI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939646) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot of course urology is better. but if Expected(urology)*Value(urology) < Expected(IM)*Value(IM) then what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939683) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:30 PM Author: scarlet theater yeah that's what i'm trying to figure out. it's hard because it's a lot of speculation at this point re: payment models and job prospects. not to mention urology has a 64% match rate (for US seniors!!), though my school places really well. also don't you think it'd be a form of cuckoldry to treat massive BBC? |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:32 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot I don't know. my cock is seriously bigger than average bbc. and the biggest patient cock was an 80yo with a swollen urethral stricture on Coumadin. his daughter was a hot 50yo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939799) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:45 PM Author: scarlet theater my cadaver's cawk was 7-8 inches SOFT. not flame it was emasculating having to see that BBC every day |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 8:56 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner Jaggers: you walk into your residency and your chief is a 162cm Russian potato head with severe social anxiety/aspieness
Do you run and become a computer programmer or do you stick around and take the risk? |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:03 PM Author: scarlet theater lmao 180 i would set him up with my bigtitted russian friend (she owes me) and hope he leaves me alone after PIC: http://i.imgur.com/t9EAgE7.png |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:04 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner why are you not tapping that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939482) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:05 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot lol at nonwhite med students who think they are rock stars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939503) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:10 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner i dont think you need to be a rock star or MD to bang some russian ho or any girl for that matter
considering you have minimal experience with women it maybe tough for you to understand
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot says a nonwhite who looks decidedly ugly compared to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939559) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:18 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner guy who assumes shit about strangers on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939633) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:15 PM Author: scarlet theater aren't you jewish/nonwhite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939584) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:18 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner lol finish him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939628) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot lol at nonwhite calling a jew a nonwhite. drs talk crap about nonwhite races in front of me all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939662) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:22 PM Author: scarlet theater examples? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939681) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:22 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner you have no idea who I am so stop trying to assume shit
we know you are russian and jewish and that says everything |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:27 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot then don't talk to me nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939739) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:09 PM Author: scarlet theater i would love to, but she's a good good friend's ex-girlfriend. i still hang out with her in groups, but i avoid seeing her one on one. worst part is that he's not even in NYC anymore, but i can't do that to him. (assuming she would even be down to fuck) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939528) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:00 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939447) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:10 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot past 4 yrs I pretended that I finish med school and suddenly i'll have a bmw m5. in reality I have less purchasing power than a 21yo college grad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939533) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:11 PM Author: flickering deer antler Better than being a dentist dude. I work hard. No respect, all my money is taken by this profession and living expenses. I work my ass off and am physically and mentally beaten up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939548) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:13 PM Author: narrow-minded codepig corner what car do you drive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939561) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:35 PM Author: flickering deer antler BMW Z4... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939830) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot bullshit. but I agree that even dentistry is shit compared to an actual profession, such as corporate lawyer or banker or Microsoft programmer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939722) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:16 PM Author: unhinged supple orchestra pit yeah, i'm about to finish and still remember what a shock to your system it is going from that crazy fourth year med student schedule to getting your ass beat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939600) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot finish what? really what bothers me is that most residents do have women. even if their standards are low, at least they have a purpose.. this girl that I like, she basically told me that I am full of shit and she's not really talking to me until I buy her an air ticket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939640) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:21 PM Author: scarlet theater why don't you buy her one already! i told you how. buy a, amex giftcard and pay with that so your parents don't see the ticket. or open your own CC with 0% apr and pay with that. it's not hard to get your own, banks give them out like candy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939670) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot whats amex gift card? never heard u say that before. and what CC? what bank do I go to? Cannot do chase or hsbc(already have cards in my name). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939705) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:33 PM Author: scarlet theater they're prepaid credit cards. you can put up to $3000 on them and pay by credit card. on your statement, it'll show amex (or wherever you buy it from, i guess). why can't you do chase with cards in your name? even if you have a joint acct, you can make an individual account too. |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot so do you use your credit card to buy a $3000 amex gift card? and then somebody else may use this amex to buy air tickets? I think if I go to chase or hsbc they'll tell me that I already have a banking account.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939857) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:53 PM Author: scarlet theater no you can have separate banking accounts. go to chase. and yeah, but you don't need to put $3k on it. $1k should do it for the flight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940044) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot should I open my banking account 2weeks before start of residency and buy her the ticket the day before start of residency? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940083) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:59 PM Author: scarlet theater why not just do it now? you have over a month to spend time with her. during residency, you'll never see her. fuck, why not just go to russia yourself? |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:05 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot lol if I bought the ticket now it's not like she would fly here tomorrow. and before I start residency i'll be living at my parents', my rent starts 1st day of residency.. I am planning to have a talk with my parents in 1-2weeks about getting my own banking account.
i am going to take sick days or vacation when she comes. |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:10 PM Author: scarlet theater well fuck, just go yourself. are you gonna jerk off at home for the next month? your parents pay for everything, they won't give you a graduation gift to fly to the motherland? taking sick/vacation days at the start of intern year sounds like a recipe to earn a bad reputation quick and don't talk to them.. just do it. don't be a momma's boy turdskin |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:16 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot lol turdskin. 1) it's too late to fly anywhere before residency. 2) i cannot get a visa to Russia, i have to go to Russian embassy and apply to make them look up my documents. my parents disposed off all their Russian documents. 3) although the girl told me to come to Russia, i think she would appreciate more if i bought her a ticket here like a gentleman than if i came there like i am shopping for a wife. |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:19 PM Author: scarlet theater lol u fucked up, women are fickle and have short attention spans. should've copped that 3 yr visa |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot it takes equal amount of work for me to get a foreign visa or a Russian passport. either way they'd have to contact the region where i was born to see if i am a citizen or a foreigner. i know that's why i am depressed. for all i know come june she will not even want to come visit me. |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:21 PM Author: unhinged supple orchestra pit residency. I'm in a big city so only half my class is married but most people at least have long term relationships. It gets harder every year being single because less people to chill with. At least i'll finally make some money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939672) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:26 PM Author: scarlet theater i posted this to boor, but you're better to ask: "should i strive and strive to cop urology or chill and do IM/EM/psych? if i do IM, is pulm/cc chill to cop? i don't wanna have to strive all over again for Cards/GI" i'm preclinical, top quartile of my class. doing urology research, hopefully will have a 1st author pub by the end of the summer. EM fits my personality best, but i'm afraid their high $/hour will be eroded by midlevel creep. |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:30 PM Author: unhinged supple orchestra pit I don't know, I know a bunch of urology residents and their life is terrible, like some of the most miserable residents in the hospital. I wouldn't give up five to six years even if it doe get better when you're done. I wouldn't worry too much about midlevel stuff, I imagine in the future every specialty will have a similar income (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939779) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot bullshit. if a urology resident is miserable it's only because he realizes that he is not a banker or a google programmer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939819) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:38 PM Author: unhinged supple orchestra pit it's a miserable existence, on call all the time and taking constant shit from attendings and everyone else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939864) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:43 PM Author: scarlet theater well i'm moreso worried that the need for EM jobs would be obviated because of more NPs.. so i'd basically have to move to bumfuck to cop jerb. i'd like to be within 1.5 hours of a major airport i like the idea of psych because i could easily start my own practice, but the PREFTIGE hit might affect my ego a little bit. also i'm really good with people, but if i were searching for psychs on my insurance provider directory and didn't have much to go off of, i'd never pick a TURD, so maybe that's something to consider too. i really value my freedom and taking ownership of my life. EM would suck dick because i'd have to work as a "team". i like surgery because at least i'm in control of the outcomes, even if you deal with other BS. it seems more fulfilling. damn i thought urology was a little better compared to other surgical specialties? like the personalities you work with, at least. i'm between uro and ophtho, but i feel like the latter is too high-volume and subject to medicare cuts. if all salaries were equal, why would people still gun for those pressure cooker surgical subspecialties and take on that liability? i think PCPs (and maybe EM and psych) will be progressively eroded by midlevels and salaries will go down across the board, but with a persisting disparity between specialties |
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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:58 PM Author: Sable French Church Building Nibblets " i were searching for psychs on my insurance provider directory and didn't have much to go off of, i'd never pick a TURD"
jesus fucking christ, listen to yourself. this site is getting to you
first of all, turdskin gurus scam white bitches into pussy for yoga lessons all the time, so it's not even true that TURD = bad at psychology/psychiatry, in image or actuality |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot why are u single? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939736) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:37 PM Author: unhinged supple orchestra pit I have a girlfriend, I recently turned 30, no point in being married yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939859) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot so ure not single. at least someone cooks for u and sucks ur cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939877) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 9:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot if my Russian girl does not come to visit me in September, I might get depressed enough to drop out of residency. first 2months of residency I might still tough it out, pretend like there is something to look forward to. but then it will be just going to work, coming home too tired to even eat anything better than eggos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27939991) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:22 PM Author: Appetizing Address russian chicks dont like ZHIDS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940307) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot i am not zhid. she thought i was xoxol based on my name and was saying how she is part Ukrainian, until i said my father's name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940326) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:54 PM Author: Appetizing Address ukranians are alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940523) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 10:56 PM Author: Soul-stirring mint idiot (nigger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886227&forum_id=2#27940539) |