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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
costumed lay
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
charcoal irradiated haunted graveyard
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
pontificating mood stage
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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costumed lay
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
walnut tanning salon
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
costumed lay
  06/06/15
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Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Bateful Fortuitous Meteor
  05/22/15
holy shit
Odious travel guidebook cruise ship
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Slate dilemma private investor
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Brindle crawly menage
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Chartreuse Ratface
  05/23/15
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onyx ape
  07/04/15
Rofl
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  11/12/15
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supple metal scourge upon the earth rehab
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Cruel-hearted Parlour
  04/25/16
lmao
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Brindle crawly menage
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
territorial tank
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
galvanic thirsty den
  05/23/15
lmao
costumed lay
  06/06/15
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Brindle crawly menage
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Curious Meetinghouse
  05/22/15
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beady-eyed ticket booth incel
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Razzmatazz Abusive Casino Toaster
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Unhinged comical hall
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Talented misanthropic son of senegal
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Yapping infuriating trailer park filthpig
  05/30/15
180
Judgmental Water Buffalo
  05/30/15
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Titillating balding theatre
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Brindle crawly menage
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
supple metal scourge upon the earth rehab
  04/25/16
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Brindle crawly menage
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
trip state organic girlfriend
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
lemon chest-beating twinkling uncleanness
  06/06/15
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Light chapel
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Buff Stag Film Electric Furnace
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
provocative crystalline range mental disorder
  06/06/15
?
Chartreuse Ratface
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
chrome sadistic nursing home cumskin
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
gay house wrinkle
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
chrome sadistic nursing home cumskin
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Cruel-hearted Parlour
  04/25/16
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self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
honey-headed tattoo
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio
  04/25/16
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Chartreuse Ratface
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Marvelous gas station
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Chartreuse Ratface
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio
  04/25/16
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Brindle crawly menage
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: costumed lay

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated haunted graveyard

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: pontificating mood stage

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Indian Lodge Degenerate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: ebony site pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Titillating balding theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: supple metal scourge upon the earth rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling coral national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: costumed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: walnut tanning salon

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: costumed lay

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Bateful Fortuitous Meteor

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Odious travel guidebook cruise ship

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Slate dilemma private investor

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse Ratface

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate Theater Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: poppy kitchen therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: ebony site pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Maroon box office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: onyx ape



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Yapping infuriating trailer park filthpig

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: supple metal scourge upon the earth rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Parlour

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: apoplectic vigorous quadroon business firm

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: poppy kitchen therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac primrose market bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Yapping infuriating trailer park filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: territorial tank

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty den

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: costumed lay

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Curious Meetinghouse

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Abusive Casino Toaster

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Unhinged comical hall

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Talented misanthropic son of senegal

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Yapping infuriating trailer park filthpig

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Water Buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Titillating balding theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: supple metal scourge upon the earth rehab

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: trip state organic girlfriend

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: lemon chest-beating twinkling uncleanness

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Light chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Buff Stag Film Electric Furnace

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: provocative crystalline range mental disorder

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse Ratface

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: chrome sadistic nursing home cumskin

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: gay house wrinkle

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: chrome sadistic nursing home cumskin

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Parlour

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: honey-headed tattoo

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Marvelous gas station

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse Ratface

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed concupiscible temple digit ratio

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Brindle crawly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Violent Sexy Bawdyhouse

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)