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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: buck-toothed sex offender Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.
Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM Author: At-the-ready milky son of senegal wooooooah
this is right up there with the guachack |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM Author: buck-toothed sex offender except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM Author: Passionate Onyx Alpha Explain this to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM Author: Cordovan fragrant psychic Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM Author: chest-beating incel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: big-titted mediation stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM Author: vermilion tanning salon reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading legal warrant feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Cyan Nubile Menage Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: At-the-ready milky son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Boyish emerald den boiling water u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: At-the-ready milky son of senegal stop with ur lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553) |
Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM Author: buck-toothed sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: Laughsome kitchen coffee pot ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: bright zombie-like pozpig jewess holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM Author: opaque private investor whorehouse Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Gaped theatre Yep. This is what I do.
Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.
Two tortillas on the side
Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.
Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: vermilion tanning salon reading party Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: wonderful red institution 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM Author: Bipolar address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM Author: Honey-headed Bearded Coldplay Fan Tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM Author: big-titted mediation stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Shimmering Massive Associate Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Electric Pontificating Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM Author: Garnet Arrogant Box Office Skinny Woman Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Cyan Nubile Menage Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Spectacular resort HOLY SHIT! lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: motley violent genital piercing azn lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: Bipolar address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: glassy community account range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: Garnet Arrogant Box Office Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Gaped theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: Honey-headed Bearded Coldplay Fan Tank Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: At-the-ready milky son of senegal lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: Gaped theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: rebellious orange hospital I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Marvelous poppy rigor locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: Idiotic shrine codepig Damn, you Jews are cheap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM Author: Dark senate Been doing this since literally 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: Violent Selfie Base Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.
Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol. |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Garnet Arrogant Box Office Skinny Woman Lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: hyperventilating state regret 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading legal warrant feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: Gaped theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Cyan Nubile Menage Hominid (Chaim Pubeberg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Gaped theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: Awkward Autistic Preventive Strike Blood Rage Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: Charcoal mind-boggling station jap Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959) |
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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM Author: balding point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Stimulating jet-lagged school giraffe LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: Flesh Stirring Laser Beams Keepsake Machete lol u guise are such losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM Author: vermilion tanning salon reading party ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: flushed meetinghouse I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: wine space it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: flushed meetinghouse lol
for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: Spectacular resort "Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Party Of The First Part Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring Demanding Mad Cow Disease Gaping do you flutter your eyelashes at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Party Of The First Part Forum You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: vermilion tanning salon reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: grizzly anal trust fund The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM Author: vermilion tanning salon reading party ur source for guac tips since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Party Of The First Part Forum LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.
LOL @ how clueless women are. |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: Gaped theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: buck-toothed sex offender I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: buck-toothed sex offender Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041) |