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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
impertinent blood rage legal warrant
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Kink-friendly space
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
impertinent blood rage legal warrant
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
balding theatre
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Maniacal bespoke alpha principal's office
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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Autistic prole
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spectacular incel
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Kink-friendly space
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Mauve Shitlib Cruise Ship
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Kink-friendly space
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impertinent blood rage legal warrant
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
alcoholic odious heaven
  05/22/15
holy shit
Curious shivering trailer park corn cake
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
cerise fragrant stock car
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Dull Deranged Psychic
  05/23/15
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Cream soul-stirring hospital
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misanthropic gas station volcanic crater
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Autistic prole
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opaque indirect expression
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Rofl
greedy set
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amethyst fortuitous meteor puppy
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
soggy iridescent headpube
  04/25/16
lmao
Flirting federal church building degenerate
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Cream soul-stirring hospital
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Yapping national
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greedy set
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Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Insane ceo water buffalo
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
misanthropic gas station volcanic crater
  05/23/15
lmao
Kink-friendly space
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Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Irate Masturbator
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snowy stirring pit twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
sickened lay
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
thirsty bronze death wish
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
Learning Disabled Sweet Tailpipe
  05/23/15
Lol dude
greedy set
  05/30/15
180
Pea-brained Nudist Depressive Plaza
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histrionic area new version
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Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
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Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
self-centered tank center
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Crawly Aromatic Dilemma
  06/06/15
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Cerebral Coffee Pot Stead
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Idiotic brindle dopamine
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Thriller Hissy Fit Temple
  06/06/15
?
Dull Deranged Psychic
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Arousing feces
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
vigorous station factory reset button
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Arousing feces
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
soggy iridescent headpube
  04/25/16
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lascivious infuriating dragon
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
White Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested
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You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
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Dull Deranged Psychic
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
concupiscible cuckold national security agency
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Dull Deranged Psychic
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
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  04/25/16
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Claret frisky orchestra pit main people
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
impertinent blood rage legal warrant
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
impertinent blood rage legal warrant
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: impertinent blood rage legal warrant

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly space

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: impertinent blood rage legal warrant

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: balding theatre

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Maniacal bespoke alpha principal's office

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: lime massive haunted graveyard dysfunction

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Autistic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Dull Deranged Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: histrionic area new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst fortuitous meteor puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: spectacular incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Mauve Shitlib Cruise Ship

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly space

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: impertinent blood rage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: alcoholic odious heaven

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Curious shivering trailer park corn cake

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: cerise fragrant stock car

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Dull Deranged Psychic

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: violet violent hominid crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Cream soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: misanthropic gas station volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Autistic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: transparent range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: opaque indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: greedy set

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst fortuitous meteor puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: soggy iridescent headpube

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Flirting federal church building degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Cream soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Yapping national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: greedy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Insane ceo water buffalo

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: misanthropic gas station volcanic crater

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly space

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Irate Masturbator

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: snowy stirring pit twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: sickened lay

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: thirsty bronze death wish

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Sweet Tailpipe

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: greedy set

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained Nudist Depressive Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: histrionic area new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: amethyst fortuitous meteor puppy

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: self-centered tank center

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Crawly Aromatic Dilemma

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral Coffee Pot Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Idiotic brindle dopamine

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Thriller Hissy Fit Temple

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Dull Deranged Psychic

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Arousing feces

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: vigorous station factory reset button

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing feces

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: soggy iridescent headpube

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious infuriating dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious infuriating dragon

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Dull Deranged Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: concupiscible cuckold national security agency

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Dull Deranged Psychic

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: lascivious infuriating dragon

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Claret frisky orchestra pit main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: impertinent blood rage legal warrant

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: impertinent blood rage legal warrant

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)