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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Claret indian lodge son of senegal
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
Green property
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
Awkward organic girlfriend
  05/22/15
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Crystalline Theater Stage
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Godawful rigor
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  01/16/18
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Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
diverse old irish cottage office
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier
  06/06/15
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soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Onyx whorehouse new version
  05/22/15
holy shit
olive tanning salon regret
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
Maroon electric furnace national
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Marvelous idea he suggested
  05/23/15
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chestnut wagecucks
  05/23/15
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Disrespectful titillating hairy legs faggot firefighter
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hideous liquid oxygen mad cow disease
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Crystalline Theater Stage
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cracking rebellious step-uncle's house sandwich
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Zippy gaping nursing home
  07/04/15
Rofl
Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish
  11/12/15
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Godawful rigor
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
carmine site degenerate
  04/25/16
lmao
talented cuck
  04/17/17
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Disrespectful titillating hairy legs faggot firefighter
  04/17/17
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poppy internet-worthy university weed whacker
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Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish
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wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Contagious plaza ratface
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
hideous liquid oxygen mad cow disease
  05/23/15
lmao
Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier
  06/06/15
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wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
Razzle-dazzle milky stage
  05/22/15
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drunken mind-boggling pit
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Dashing kitchen
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
cyan factory reset button
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
High-end Sienna Lodge Persian
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish
  05/30/15
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Alcoholic useless space
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hairraiser pea-brained chapel fanboi
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wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Godawful rigor
  04/25/16
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wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
aphrodisiac lemon theater shitlib
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Razzle locale
  06/06/15
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misunderstood crimson dilemma travel guidebook
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
Topaz area
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
orchid dragon
  06/06/15
?
Marvelous idea he suggested
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Pearl hell
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
arousing aqua hall laser beams
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Pearl hell
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
carmine site degenerate
  04/25/16
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Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
impertinent house candlestick maker
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse
  04/25/16
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Marvelous idea he suggested
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
impressive irate half-breed
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Marvelous idea he suggested
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse
  04/25/16
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wild spectacular turdskin dog poop
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Claret indian lodge son of senegal

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: Green property

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Awkward organic girlfriend

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: hairraiser pea-brained chapel fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Godawful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Cerise crackhouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: diverse old irish cottage office

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Onyx whorehouse new version

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: olive tanning salon regret

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Maroon electric furnace national

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: chestnut wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful titillating hairy legs faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: hideous liquid oxygen mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Crystalline Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: cracking rebellious step-uncle's house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Zippy gaping nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Godawful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: carmine site degenerate

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: talented cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful titillating hairy legs faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: poppy internet-worthy university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Contagious plaza ratface

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: hideous liquid oxygen mad cow disease

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed Resort Sound Barrier

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky stage

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: drunken mind-boggling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing kitchen

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: cyan factory reset button

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: High-end Sienna Lodge Persian

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Stirring Misanthropic Rehab Death Wish

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic useless space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: hairraiser pea-brained chapel fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Godawful rigor

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lemon theater shitlib

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle locale

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: misunderstood crimson dilemma travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Topaz area

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: orchid dragon

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Pearl hell

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: arousing aqua hall laser beams

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Pearl hell

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: carmine site degenerate

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: impertinent house candlestick maker

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: impressive irate half-breed

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous idea he suggested

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Pale Lascivious Bawdyhouse

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: wild spectacular turdskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring dull parlor friendly grandma

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)