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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Frum Ungodly Tanning Salon
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
passionate faggotry
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
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Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin
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u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
aquamarine vigorous step-uncle's house pisswyrm
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin
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lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
Rough-skinned misanthropic really tough guy
  05/22/15
holy shit
hyperactive sadistic deer antler
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
fear-inspiring black woman old irish cottage
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
brilliant bonkers kitty ape
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Bright base ladyboy
  05/23/15
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Nofapping medicated sweet tailpipe
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umber weed whacker
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Rofl
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submissive dilemma
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Misunderstood Internet-worthy Trump Supporter
  04/25/16
lmao
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brilliant bonkers kitty ape
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
judgmental blood rage
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
insecure multi-colored location
  05/23/15
lmao
Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin
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I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
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Concupiscible Ruddy Kitchen Mood
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
Obsidian fragrant death wish pervert
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
apoplectic excitant dopamine
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
bearded costumed stag film
  05/23/15
Lol dude
Floppy House Dysfunction
  05/30/15
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brilliant bonkers kitty ape
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(Chaim Pubeberg)
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brilliant bonkers kitty ape
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
territorial volcanic crater internal respiration
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
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laughsome cordovan therapy useless brakes
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
lime elite hominid
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
vibrant native
  06/06/15
?
Bright base ladyboy
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Amber home mad-dog skullcap
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
Olive talented locus
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
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  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
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  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
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You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
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Bright base ladyboy
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The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
Exciting site kitty cat
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
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  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
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  04/25/16
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brilliant bonkers kitty ape
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Frum Ungodly Tanning Salon

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: passionate faggotry

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: motley personal credit line lay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Nofapping medicated sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Bright base ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: submissive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Bearded Diverse Multi-billionaire Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: aquamarine vigorous step-uncle's house pisswyrm

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned misanthropic really tough guy

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: hyperactive sadistic deer antler

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring black woman old irish cottage

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Bright base ladyboy

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: massive rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: insecure multi-colored location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Nofapping medicated sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Electric Furnace Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: umber weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Floppy House Dysfunction

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: submissive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Misunderstood Internet-worthy Trump Supporter

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring place of business juggernaut

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: mahogany boltzmann cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Floppy House Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: judgmental blood rage

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: insecure multi-colored location

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Lodge Cumskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant depressive

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ruddy Kitchen Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Obsidian fragrant death wish pervert

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: apoplectic excitant dopamine

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: bearded costumed stag film

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Floppy House Dysfunction

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Rebellious Gas Station Toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: submissive dilemma

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: territorial volcanic crater internal respiration

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: sienna school cafeteria

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: laughsome cordovan therapy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: lime elite hominid

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: vibrant native

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Bright base ladyboy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Amber home mad-dog skullcap

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Olive talented locus

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Amber home mad-dog skullcap

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood Internet-worthy Trump Supporter

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: irate crystalline filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Mustard sandwich antidepressant drug

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: irate crystalline filthpig

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Bright base ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Exciting site kitty cat

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Bright base ladyboy

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: irate crystalline filthpig

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: brilliant bonkers kitty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal genital piercing idea he suggested

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)