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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!
| razzle den dingle berry | 05/22/15 |
| pontificating violet potus | 05/22/15 |
| razzle den dingle berry | 05/22/15 |
| doobsian vivacious hell bbw | 05/22/15 |
| Maize locus | 05/22/15 |
| honey-headed deep sweet tailpipe | 05/22/15 |
| geriatric balding stain | 05/23/15 |
| iridescent half-breed rehab | 05/23/15 |
| Arrogant Concupiscible Kitty Trailer Park | 05/30/15 |
| Mind-boggling Useless Brakes | 04/25/16 |
| vibrant lemon codepig | 01/16/18 |
| pontificating violet potus | 01/17/18 |
| Indigo Church | 05/23/15 |
| pontificating violet potus | 06/06/15 |
| razzle den dingle berry | 05/22/15 |
| tan feces milk | 05/22/15 |
| Multi-colored place of business pisswyrm | 05/22/15 |
| Vigorous digit ratio community account | 05/22/15 |
| motley base | 05/22/15 |
| iridescent half-breed rehab | 05/23/15 |
| fishy temple | 05/23/15 |
| crystalline heaven reading party | 05/23/15 |
| bronze provocative hall | 05/23/15 |
| geriatric balding stain | 05/23/15 |
| Sickened boltzmann | 07/04/15 |
| odious fiercely-loyal nowag | 07/04/15 |
| mustard tanning salon personal credit line | 11/12/15 |
| Mind-boggling Useless Brakes | 04/25/16 |
| carmine skinny woman | 04/25/16 |
| Heady splenetic theatre | 04/17/17 |
| crystalline heaven reading party | 04/17/17 |
| Blathering cyan pervert | 04/17/17 |
| mustard tanning salon personal credit line | 04/17/17 |
| motley base | 01/16/18 |
| Lascivious school cafeteria double fault | 05/23/15 |
| bronze provocative hall | 05/23/15 |
| pontificating violet potus | 06/06/15 |
| motley base | 07/04/15 |
| flesh comical doctorate | 05/22/15 |
| big yellow national | 05/23/15 |
| bateful coffee pot ratface | 05/23/15 |
| self-absorbed goyim | 05/23/15 |
| slate irradiated police squad | 05/23/15 |
| mustard tanning salon personal credit line | 05/30/15 |
| Embarrassed to the bone range | 05/30/15 |
| Arrogant Concupiscible Kitty Trailer Park | 05/30/15 |
| motley base | 06/06/15 |
| Mind-boggling Useless Brakes | 04/25/16 |
| motley base | 05/30/15 |
| flirting center | 05/30/15 |
| Turquoise parlor | 06/06/15 |
| Excitant frozen candlestick maker roast beef | 06/07/15 |
| twinkling frum stag film turdskin | 11/12/15 |
| henna set nibblets | 06/06/15 |
| iridescent half-breed rehab | 11/12/15 |
| supple mahogany space prole | 11/12/15 |
| mildly autistic really tough guy stead | 11/12/15 |
| supple mahogany space prole | 11/12/15 |
| carmine skinny woman | 04/25/16 |
| zippy address psychic | 04/25/16 |
| Smoky Kitchen | 04/25/16 |
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| iridescent half-breed rehab | 04/25/16 |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM Author: razzle den dingle berry Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.
Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM Author: pontificating violet potus wooooooah
this is right up there with the guachack |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM Author: razzle den dingle berry except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM Author: doobsian vivacious hell bbw Explain this to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM Author: Maize locus Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM Author: honey-headed deep sweet tailpipe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: geriatric balding stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM Author: iridescent half-breed rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Arrogant Concupiscible Kitty Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: vibrant lemon codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: pontificating violet potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Indigo Church u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: pontificating violet potus stop with ur lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553) |
Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM Author: razzle den dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM Author: tan feces milk ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM Author: Multi-colored place of business pisswyrm holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM Author: Vigorous digit ratio community account Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: motley base Yep. This is what I do.
Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.
Two tortillas on the side
Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.
Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM Author: iridescent half-breed rehab Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM Author: fishy temple 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM Author: crystalline heaven reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM Author: bronze provocative hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM Author: geriatric balding stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Sickened boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: odious fiercely-loyal nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM Author: mustard tanning salon personal credit line Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: carmine skinny woman HOLY SHIT! lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM Author: Heady splenetic theatre lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM Author: crystalline heaven reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM Author: Blathering cyan pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569) |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM Author: mustard tanning salon personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577) |
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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM Author: motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Lascivious school cafeteria double fault please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM Author: bronze provocative hall Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: pontificating violet potus lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM Author: flesh comical doctorate I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM Author: big yellow national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM Author: bateful coffee pot ratface Damn, you Jews are cheap... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM Author: self-absorbed goyim Been doing this since literally 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM Author: slate irradiated police squad Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.
Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol. |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: mustard tanning salon personal credit line Lol dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone range 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Arrogant Concupiscible Kitty Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM Author: Mind-boggling Useless Brakes (Chaim Pubeberg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893) |
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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM Author: flirting center Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM Author: Turquoise parlor Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959) |
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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM Author: Excitant frozen candlestick maker roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: twinkling frum stag film turdskin LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509) |
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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM Author: henna set nibblets lol u guise are such losers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM Author: iridescent half-breed rehab ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM Author: supple mahogany space prole I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM Author: mildly autistic really tough guy stead it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506) |
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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: supple mahogany space prole lol
for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM Author: carmine skinny woman "Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: zippy address psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Smoky Kitchen do you flutter your eyelashes at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: zippy address psychic You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM Author: iridescent half-breed rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: poppy toaster mad-dog skullcap The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM Author: iridescent half-breed rehab ur source for guac tips since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627) |
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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: zippy address psychic LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.
LOL @ how clueless women are. |
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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM Author: motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: razzle den dingle berry I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985) |
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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: razzle den dingle berry Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041) |