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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
carmine thriller people who are hurt
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
Orchid site wrinkle
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
carmine thriller people who are hurt
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
Jet-lagged Crackhouse
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
irradiated box office preventive strike
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
Khaki big fanboi university
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Light faggotry striped hyena
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hairless sanctuary
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vigorous soggy piazza toilet seat
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charismatic school cafeteria idiot
  04/25/16
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Very tactful vibrant dilemma
  01/16/18
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Orchid site wrinkle
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Clear galvanic stag film legend
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
Orchid site wrinkle
  06/06/15
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carmine thriller people who are hurt
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
slate son of senegal
  05/22/15
holy shit
cerebral depressive jap
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
magenta trailer park giraffe
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
diverse theatre
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
hairless sanctuary
  05/23/15
180
bipolar jet mad cow disease national
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Navy passionate coldplay fan
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Cordovan mind-boggling station
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Light faggotry striped hyena
  05/23/15
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Histrionic roommate
  07/04/15
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bearded dashing mad-dog skullcap corner
  07/04/15
Rofl
violent skinny woman reading party
  11/12/15
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charismatic school cafeteria idiot
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Wonderful church
  04/25/16
lmao
Nofapping heady pit
  04/17/17
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Navy passionate coldplay fan
  04/17/17
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maroon adulterous principal's office gaming laptop
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violent skinny woman reading party
  04/17/17
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diverse theatre
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
self-absorbed address ladyboy
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
Cordovan mind-boggling station
  05/23/15
lmao
Orchid site wrinkle
  06/06/15
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diverse theatre
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
trip nighttime field
  05/22/15
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dead glittery jewess point
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
mischievous saffron sneaky criminal
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
Stirring Location
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
burgundy bawdyhouse
  05/23/15
Lol dude
violent skinny woman reading party
  05/30/15
180
Glassy Chad
  05/30/15
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vigorous soggy piazza toilet seat
  05/30/15
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diverse theatre
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
charismatic school cafeteria idiot
  04/25/16
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diverse theatre
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Spectacular legal warrant
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
sepia anal temple gaping
  06/06/15
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laughsome sick stead
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
free-loading den
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Stimulating Feces
  06/06/15
?
hairless sanctuary
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
yapping low-t personal credit line indian lodge
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
mahogany magical kitchen boistinker
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
yapping low-t personal credit line indian lodge
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Wonderful church
  04/25/16
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Splenetic really tough guy
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
harsh home mediation
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
Splenetic really tough guy
  04/25/16
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hairless sanctuary
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
High-end razzmatazz generalized bond
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
hairless sanctuary
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
Splenetic really tough guy
  04/25/16
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diverse theatre
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
carmine thriller people who are hurt
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
carmine thriller people who are hurt
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: carmine thriller people who are hurt

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Orchid site wrinkle

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: carmine thriller people who are hurt

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Crackhouse

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: irradiated box office preventive strike

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Khaki big fanboi university

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Light faggotry striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: vigorous soggy piazza toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Very tactful vibrant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Orchid site wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Clear galvanic stag film legend

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Orchid site wrinkle

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: carmine thriller people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: slate son of senegal

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: cerebral depressive jap

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: magenta trailer park giraffe

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: diverse theatre

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: bipolar jet mad cow disease national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Navy passionate coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Cordovan mind-boggling station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Light faggotry striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Histrionic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: bearded dashing mad-dog skullcap corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: violent skinny woman reading party

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Wonderful church

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Nofapping heady pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: Navy passionate coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: maroon adulterous principal's office gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: violent skinny woman reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed address ladyboy

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Cordovan mind-boggling station

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Orchid site wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: trip nighttime field

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: dead glittery jewess point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: mischievous saffron sneaky criminal

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Stirring Location

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: burgundy bawdyhouse

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: violent skinny woman reading party

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Glassy Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: vigorous soggy piazza toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria idiot

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Spectacular legal warrant

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: sepia anal temple gaping

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: laughsome sick stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: free-loading den

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Feces

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: hairless sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: yapping low-t personal credit line indian lodge

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: mahogany magical kitchen boistinker

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: yapping low-t personal credit line indian lodge

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Wonderful church

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Splenetic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: harsh home mediation

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: Splenetic really tough guy

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: High-end razzmatazz generalized bond

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Splenetic really tough guy

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: carmine thriller people who are hurt

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: carmine thriller people who are hurt

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)