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Still living off the money I won on Legends of the Hidden Temple

Have managed to avoid having to get a real job, but I'm almo...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
You betta belee dat
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  06/05/15
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cerise milk pocket flask
  06/05/15
i forget how the rules worked on that game. did u get snatch...
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Temple guard tried to grab me, but I yelled "That's my ...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
(bobby hill)
Dashing Flatulent Kitty Cat
  06/05/15
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Pontificating Rehab Voyeur
  06/05/15
Did you suck Dan Schneider's cock for a spot on the show?
Mustard tank school cafeteria
  06/05/15
I thought he came around in the later period of Nickelodeon....
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
those must've been some expensive Sketchers
fantasy-prone brethren kitchen
  06/05/15
Was this like that show GUTS on Nickelodeon?
soul-stirring school
  06/05/15
GUTS was for kids who were all brawn and no brain. Temple wa...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
I believe everything in this post except that you met a kid ...
soul-stirring school
  06/05/15
True story. He was as wide as he was tall, with no neck. His...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
lol wtf
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big meetinghouse
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Goddamn. Maybe it’s the beer talking, but if Dr. Cool ever w...
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  09/15/17
This design motif is racist and NOT OK http://i.huffpost....
soul-stirring school
  06/05/15
explain how you parlayed a TRIP FOR FOUR TO UNIVERSAL STUDIO...
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  06/05/15
That was the consolation loser's prize. Successful completio...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
he sold the game gear back to babbages. hth
learning disabled stead coffee pot
  06/05/15
Lol babbages
federal theatre hairy legs
  06/06/15
Flame aside, did anyone ever actually complete the temple?
out-of-control marketing idea
  06/05/15
This is a pretty insulting question to put in the presence o...
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/05/15
You're not old enough to have been on the show. Kids on it ...
out-of-control marketing idea
  06/06/15
Don't fuckin lawyer me, man.
High-end vigorous goyim spot
  06/06/15
lol busted
Yapping circlehead
  09/15/17
yes, very difficult and seemingly random.
Swashbuckling canary liquid oxygen public bath
  06/06/15
Any key tactics?
out-of-control marketing idea
  06/06/15
Shit was complicated as fuck http://olmecsexed.ytmnd.com
Fiercely-loyal Shrine
  06/06/15
sex ed?
Glittery boiling water
  06/06/15
I just always thought that was the funniest version. That th...
Fiercely-loyal Shrine
  06/06/15
180 execution of this odd flame
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it always pissed me off when kids couldn't put together the ...
hyperventilating piazza
  06/06/15
Nickelodeon Studios CLOSED over 10 years ago.
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Date: June 5th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

Have managed to avoid having to get a real job, but I'm almost 30 now and the money's about gone. Time to move on I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051367)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

You betta belee dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051846)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: cerise milk pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051853)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Cowardly masturbator church building

i forget how the rules worked on that game. did u get snatched by one of the temple guard doods? that seemed scary as fuck to me as a lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051857)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

Temple guard tried to grab me, but I yelled "That's my purse!" and kicked him in the nuts. Then I hopped over him and he lifted an arm in a feeble and failed attempt to grab me.

Odd fact: those guards weren't actors. They were actual South American tribesman flown out to Orlando Studios and convinced that the temple was an actual shrine to their gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051878)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Kitty Cat

(bobby hill)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051999)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Pontificating Rehab Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052027)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Mustard tank school cafeteria

Did you suck Dan Schneider's cock for a spot on the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051858)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

I thought he came around in the later period of Nickelodeon. The early days were too halycon and clean-cut to let a lecherous pedophile like him dictate the talent. That's why you had a bunch of homely everyday kids on Nick in the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051872)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone brethren kitchen

those must've been some expensive Sketchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051867)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring school

Was this like that show GUTS on Nickelodeon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051875)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

GUTS was for kids who were all brawn and no brain. Temple was for kids who were both. I met one of the kids who made it to the top of the Aggro Crag, and he was a legit 79 IQ dumb who couldn't speak in complete sentences and had to motion like an ape to his mom when he wanted something like a Mondo fruit squeezer. Meanwhile one of my opponents on Temple was a 12-year-old chess prodigy who spent weekends living on his own in Death Valley just to "toughen up" for what he believed was going to be an apocalyptic nightmare world similar to in the Terminator movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051900)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring school

I believe everything in this post except that you met a kid who made it to the top of the Argo crag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051916)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

True story. He was as wide as he was tall, with no neck. His eyebrows met and he could do a move similar to the one Donkey Kong did in the old Donkey Kong 64 game where he would do a simian slap on the ground and get bananas to fly out. This kid would hit the ground and make everyone lose footing for a moment. If you held a fruit roll-up or dunkaroos or something like that in your hand he took immediate advantage of your lost balance to rob you of your snack. Then he'd run off and eat it in a corner. He could cartwheel about as well as anyone I'v ever seen. Rumor was he once bit a dentist's hand off. He made it to the top of the Aggro Crag and gave this weird, sustained yawp. The female host Mo apparently let him fingerbang her. Things were crazy in those days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051960)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Yapping circlehead

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#34220681)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: big meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#36044745)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

Goddamn. Maybe it’s the beer talking, but if Dr. Cool ever wrote a book I would snap that shit up so fast.

I am sitting in the airport lounge barely holding myself together. Wherever you are, Dr. Cool, I love you.

I’m also pretty sure you, biglaw lives matter, and Don Kihote are the same person. If not , you dudes are def on the same wavelength

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#36254391)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: confused vivacious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#34220670)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring school

This design motif is racist and NOT OK

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1341008/images/o-LEGENDS-OF-THE-HIDDEN-TEMPLE-facebook.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051881)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary liquid oxygen public bath

explain how you parlayed a TRIP FOR FOUR TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA into 20 years of subsistence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051977)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

That was the consolation loser's prize. Successful completion of the temple was $10 million, minus taxes, but Nickelodeon had some "accountants" who could help you out with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28051993)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: learning disabled stead coffee pot

he sold the game gear back to babbages. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052016)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: federal theatre hairy legs

Lol babbages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052062)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

Flame aside, did anyone ever actually complete the temple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052030)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

This is a pretty insulting question to put in the presence of an actual victor, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052043)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

You're not old enough to have been on the show. Kids on it had to be 11 to 14. It ran from 1993-1995. If you're almost 30 now, as claimed, then you'd have been at best 10 in it's last year and too young to compete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052074)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot

Don't fuckin lawyer me, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052083)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Yapping circlehead

lol busted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#34220684)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling canary liquid oxygen public bath

yes, very difficult and seemingly random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052082)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

Any key tactics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052133)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Shrine

Shit was complicated as fuck

http://olmecsexed.ytmnd.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052265)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery boiling water

sex ed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052296)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Shrine

I just always thought that was the funniest version. That the answer to how to have intercourse is the Temple instructions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052368)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Kitty Cat

180 execution of this odd flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052079)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Glittery boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052285)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: frozen boistinker background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052278)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating piazza

it always pissed me off when kids couldn't put together the shrine of the silver monkey. it was three fucking pieces. just lol at the spatial intelligence of american youth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052333)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling canary liquid oxygen public bath

Nickelodeon Studios CLOSED over 10 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052358)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: outnumbered corner

Allegiance, breh?

Blue barracuda, silver monkey, what the fuck were you bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052367)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: out-of-control marketing idea

we already established that he was too young to have ever competed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28054688)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: chestnut idiot fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#28052829)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Dashing Flatulent Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#34220678)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#35641186)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: domesticated really tough guy

Likely not healthy to live on bananas for fifteen years, but to each his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#35641191)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#36044708)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#36254372)



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Date: February 6th, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: Exciting national



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Date: June 17th, 2021 8:58 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#42646118)



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Date: June 17th, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: drunken space



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Date: September 1st, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: High-end vigorous goyim spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2900272&forum_id=2#43048029)