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Every single character in Jurassic World (2015) was fucking intolerable
| haunting pontificating pervert circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| aromatic ivory locus striped hyena | 06/29/15 |
| haunting pontificating pervert circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| Kink-friendly wine principal's office doctorate | 06/29/15 |
| learning disabled roast beef | 07/19/15 |
| Supple Bawdyhouse | 06/29/15 |
| haunting pontificating pervert circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| electric beta whorehouse | 06/29/15 |
| haunting pontificating pervert circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| Kink-friendly wine principal's office doctorate | 06/29/15 |
| learning disabled roast beef | 07/19/15 |
| electric beta whorehouse | 06/29/15 |
| haunting pontificating pervert circlehead | 06/29/15 |
| Mildly autistic elite knife | 06/29/15 |
| obsidian school | 06/29/15 |
| Red insecure boltzmann foreskin | 06/29/15 |
| sepia spot persian | 07/19/15 |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: haunting pontificating pervert circlehead Main white chick: annoying as fuck "lean in" shrew that we are supposed to like?
Chris Pratt: boring character that is just a lazy stock action hero "ohmygod i am so badass but also i have a brain!!!"
Older brother: shitty one dimensional loser who serves no purpose besides to be, I guess, eye candy for 16 year old girls (and guys, ugh) who get dragged to the theater by their pimple-faced boyfriends
Younger brother: also shitty and one dimensional, is the "smart but awkward" geniusy retard wonder
raptor squad: holy fuck are you fucking kidding me
CEO: uncharming weird diversity hire
Bad guy: stock Texan military bozo jfc he's been in literally every movie from 1990 onwards
Indomimus Rex: very dominable, what the fuck is the deal with those hands, why didn't they just launch an Apache attack helicopter and waste this idiot?
Fuck. Why is every action movie that hollywood makes (besides awesome as fuck Pacific Rim and Edge of Tomorrow) SO TERRIBLE? Jesus these people make MOVIES as their fucking livelihood and this is what they come up with? |
Date: June 29th, 2015 8:38 PM Author: aromatic ivory locus striped hyena my GF loved this movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226108) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: haunting pontificating pervert circlehead atd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226117) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:07 PM Author: Kink-friendly wine principal's office doctorate lol same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226291) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: learning disabled roast beef Put a ring on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369322) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:41 PM Author: Supple Bawdyhouse Producers of Jurassic World: literally reenacting Scrooge McDuck's dive into his vault of gold coins in the Ducktales intro
U: poast |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: haunting pontificating pervert circlehead :( fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226134) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: electric beta whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226138) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:44 PM Author: haunting pontificating pervert circlehead The other thing is, they kept throwing in little references to the original Jurassic Park (those badass goggles, the jeeps) but it just kept reminding me how BRILLIANT JP was and how SHITTY this fucking movie is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226144) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: Kink-friendly wine principal's office doctorate HOW DARE THEY REFERENCE THE ORIGINAL MOVIE!!!!
*fuming hyper-cynical autist with smoke coming out of ears* |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:13 PM Author: learning disabled roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28369326) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 8:43 PM Author: electric beta whorehouse most of these characters were clearly based on XO poasters. blame the bort if you must. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226141) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:05 PM Author: haunting pontificating pervert circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226281) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:25 PM Author: Mildly autistic elite knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226454) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: obsidian school i kinda liked the ceo guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226467) |
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Date: June 29th, 2015 9:29 PM Author: Red insecure boltzmann foreskin the raptors were cool tho as always (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2922761&forum_id=2#28226483) |
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Date: July 19th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: sepia spot persian The male-female relations in modern Yankee movies are impossibly insufferable. At least in Russian movies the women are women and the men are men and the Yankee dog always gets got.
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