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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt
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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.
Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -
1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar
2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral
3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident
The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.
Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.
There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL. |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: Glittery mahogany set boiling water YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285968) |
Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285486) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: Soul-stirring Godawful Dragon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285908) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: Buff Spectacular Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285926) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM Author: Free-loading institution LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285939) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: green bipolar shrine community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286117) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: Massive violent main people step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286154) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287258) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: medicated cerebral associate affirmative action Now THIS is the credited response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287285) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: Unhinged cocky goal in life location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287923) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291750) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Honey-headed histrionic pit Now That's What I Call Poasting! Volume 56 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291764) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: turquoise theater death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644693) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295596) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: Carnelian Galvanic Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295615) |
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28332395) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376428) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM Author: Misanthropic church haunted graveyard this is one of the finer shticks we have on xo. poast more, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376443) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: judgmental piazza deer antler 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386823) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM Author: Bright Disrespectful National ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386875) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:34 AM Author: cerise bearded yarmulke nibblets I feel you'd like this one
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Soul-stirring Godawful Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644495) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: flesh hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644498) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone doctorate please come back, OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644718) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 PM Author: irradiated low-t electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753610) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:24 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy whorehouse ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753599) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy whorehouse ceo did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245) |
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