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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt
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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.
Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -
1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar
2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral
3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident
The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.
Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.
There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL. |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: saffron razzle-dazzle philosopher-king generalized bond YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285968) |
Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285486) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: Soggy knife 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285908) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: Hateful massive affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285926) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM Author: silver rehab background story LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285939) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: blue crackhouse selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286117) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: harsh round eye institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286154) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: big fuchsia address newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286156) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:18 PM Author: confused ladyboy theater stage welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286600) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286609) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287258) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: Boyish twinkling tank Now THIS is the credited response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287285) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: confused ladyboy theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287923) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291750) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Mustard box office Now That's What I Call Poasting! Volume 56 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295596) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: razzmatazz amethyst hell trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295615) |
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28332395) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:33 AM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28340400) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376428) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM Author: cerebral insanely creepy spot friendly grandma this is one of the finer shticks we have on xo. poast more, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376443) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM Author: cheese-eating bespoke point gaping if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: Pontificating soul-stirring gunner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386823) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM Author: iridescent base ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386875) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: motley native please come back, OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Navy Galvanic Bbw did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:57 PM Author: rambunctious hall son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756265) |