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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt
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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.
Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -
1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar
2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral
3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident
The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.
Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.
There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL. |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: Splenetic masturbator YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285968) |
Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285486) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: disgusting swashbuckling stag film 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285908) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: mind-boggling quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285926) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM Author: Nudist Titillating Clown Circlehead LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285939) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: alcoholic underhanded temple mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286117) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: costumed personal credit line business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286154) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: flirting kink-friendly state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286156) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:18 PM Author: tantric sick factory reset button plaza welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286600) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy gaped hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286609) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287258) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: lavender locus Now THIS is the credited response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287285) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: tantric sick factory reset button plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287923) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291750) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Out-of-control Kitty Cat Old Irish Cottage Now That's What I Call Poasting! Volume 56 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291764) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: yellow bat shit crazy love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644693) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295596) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: trip public bath voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295615) |
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28332395) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:33 AM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28340400) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376428) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM Author: histrionic chad this is one of the finer shticks we have on xo. poast more, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376443) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: Wonderful Stain Organic Girlfriend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386823) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM Author: Glittery wrinkle ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386875) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:34 AM Author: overrated duck-like death wish kitchen I feel you'd like this one
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: disgusting swashbuckling stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644495) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Sexy rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644498) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: nofapping bateful sound barrier please come back, OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644718) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 PM Author: Cream Heady Mother Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753610) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:24 PM Author: federal hairy legs home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753599) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM Author: federal hairy legs home did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:57 PM Author: cowardly shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756265) |