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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt
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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.
Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -
1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar
2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral
3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident
The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.
Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.
There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL. |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM Author: brass at-the-ready lodge twinkling uncleanness YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285968) |
Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285486) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM Author: boyish travel guidebook temple 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285908) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM Author: pungent concupiscible hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285926) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM Author: fantasy-prone swashbuckling plaza kitty cat LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28285939) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM Author: Flirting flatulent range ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286117) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: Galvanic crawly cruise ship mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286154) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM Author: Floppy Light Crackhouse Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286156) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:18 PM Author: disgusting crimson parlor welcome back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286600) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:19 PM Author: Ungodly drab sex offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286609) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28286897) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287258) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: jet bat-shit-crazy stage becky Now THIS is the credited response! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287285) |
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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM Author: disgusting crimson parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28287923) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291750) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Adventurous metal locale Now That's What I Call Poasting! Volume 56 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28291764) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: Dun wonderful death wish site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644693) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295596) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:58 PM Author: crystalline crusty tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28295615) |
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28332395) |
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:33 AM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28340400) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM Author: copper insane friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376428) |
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM Author: Amber Stage Hissy Fit this is one of the finer shticks we have on xo. poast more, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28376443) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM Author: copper insane friendly grandma if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386799) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM Author: Mauve stain prole 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386823) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM Author: Lime violent mental disorder theater ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#28386875) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:34 AM Author: copper insane friendly grandma I feel you'd like this one
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: boyish travel guidebook temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644495) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: French nibblets resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644498) |
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM Author: Transparent arousing roast beef home please come back, OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#33644718) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 PM Author: slimy chapel lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753610) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:24 PM Author: bipolar den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34753599) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM Author: bipolar den did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:57 PM Author: razzmatazz indian lodge incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756265) |