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I have been DOMINATING the bar scene with my Admiral Ackbar t-shirt

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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen

In February I started wearing an Admiral Ackbar t-shirt to bars in DC. It has a picture of Admiral Ackbar, from Return of the Jedi on it.

Let's just say that this thing is an attention MAGNET. Chicks walk by me every 15 minutes to yell "It's a traaaaaap!" and when they do I tell them some story about why I am wearing the t-shirt, such as -

1. My uncle was a puppeteer who worked on the movie and helped play Admiral Ackbar

2. My dad is an Admiral and I wear the t-shirt to remind him that he's not the best Admiral

3. I wear the t-shirt in honor of my brother, who was killed in a tragic car racing accident

The chicks literally come to me, guys. I have been laid three times since I started wearing this shirt - all of them came up to me unsolicited to comment on the shirt.

Dudes love it too. I was at a bar a few weeks ago and this guy compliments the shirt and challenges me to that basketball hoop arcade game. He is already drunk as fuck at this point so I easily beat him. Then he invites me out to a karaoke party with his bros.

There's like 10 of us in a karaoke booth in Adams Morgan. All guys, so I sang the female parts in falsetto to many cheers. I had like two bowls of food and some drinks - and I left without paying my share of the check. But nobody cared. They were just happy they got to party with THE ADMIRAL.

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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy masturbator deer antler

YOU'RE that asshole? You owe us $23.50!

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Date: July 8th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen

oh lol and I haven't even watched Return of the Jedi since the special edition came out in theaters in the late 90's

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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen



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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:51 PM
Author: comical french chef

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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:53 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 7:55 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Thriller amethyst national security agency

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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 8:18 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: maniacal well-lubricated generalized bond gunner

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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:19 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 9:53 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen



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Date: July 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: mint preventive strike stag film

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Date: July 8th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: maniacal well-lubricated generalized bond gunner



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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen



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Date: July 9th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: sooty fear-inspiring property really tough guy

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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:56 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 12:18 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:45 PM
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:46 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen

if my post is so good why does it have so few bumps

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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: talented friendly grandma

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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Crimson Mad Cow Disease Personal Credit Line

ur a T5 poaster right now. do u have a list of your threads of this genre?

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Date: July 22nd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Judgmental Kitchen

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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2017 12:57 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2017 1:19 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:26 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: duck-like spectacular private investor

did anyone try the OP's trick last night at their hometown bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930129&forum_id=2#34756245)



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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Plum faggot firefighter



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