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Mediator: "I also need to know the weaknesses in your case." Me: "Fuck you."

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses? ...
Awkward Mad-dog Skullcap Stage
  07/29/15
This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"
fantasy-prone stain personal credit line
  07/29/15
"we might be TOO entitled to relief"
turquoise partner
  07/29/15
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Swashbuckling meetinghouse rigor
  07/29/15
i lol'd
deep rigpig pisswyrm
  07/29/15
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dull institution trust fund
  07/29/15
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Fighting half-breed spot
  07/29/15
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Talented Yapping Macaca Antidepressant Drug
  07/29/15
lol
brindle sex offender den
  07/29/15
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Ocher mischievous national
  07/30/15
unmitigated 180
Odious Corner
  07/30/15
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Aromatic mildly autistic police squad piazza
  07/30/15
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Salmon Candlestick Maker
  07/30/15
hardest i've laughed in a while, ty
Charismatic wrinkle
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brilliant razzle electric furnace
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aphrodisiac shimmering nowag
  07/31/15
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Beady-eyed lavender public bath
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Cerebral brass business firm
  07/31/15
The lack of red flags is a red flag
laughsome legal warrant
  07/30/15
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in th...
Maize flatulent chapel turdskin
  07/29/15
180 monologue in a ~155 movie
Coral trip psychic
  07/29/15
this
Opaque demanding center dingle berry
  07/31/15
"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfecti...
bateful dragon crackhouse
  07/29/15
reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.
Chest-beating haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/29/15
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Talented Yapping Macaca Antidepressant Drug
  07/29/15
They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, ...
Talking motley coffee pot juggernaut
  07/29/15
Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?
Olive startled useless brakes
  07/30/15
do people really say this
Bright aggressive toaster weed whacker
  07/31/15
"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."
Alcoholic masturbator giraffe
  07/31/15


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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Awkward Mad-dog Skullcap Stage

How does it help my client to disclose any real weaknesses?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435693)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stain personal credit line

This is when you make up a straw man BS "weakness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435716)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: turquoise partner

"we might be TOO entitled to relief"

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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling meetinghouse rigor



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: deep rigpig pisswyrm

i lol'd

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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: dull institution trust fund



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Fighting half-breed spot



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Talented Yapping Macaca Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: brindle sex offender den

lol

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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Ocher mischievous national



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Date: July 30th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Odious Corner

unmitigated 180

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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Aromatic mildly autistic police squad piazza



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Salmon Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic wrinkle

hardest i've laughed in a while, ty

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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: brilliant razzle electric furnace



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shimmering nowag



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lavender public bath



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral brass business firm



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:53 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant

The lack of red flags is a red flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442222)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Maize flatulent chapel turdskin

You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks?

Yes

I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You have a navy? Greatest army in the history of mankind? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435725)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Coral trip psychic

180 monologue in a ~155 movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435756)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Opaque demanding center dingle berry

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28450778)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: bateful dragon crackhouse

"Our pleadings fall slightly short of platonic perfection in describing why we are so entitled to relief. When we seek to amend, there is a chance that such relief will be denied. However, we plan to attach our updated version to the motion seeking relief, so it's really all going to be on the record anyway."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435735)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating haunted graveyard yarmulke

reasonableness is never rewarded in mediation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28435779)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Talented Yapping Macaca Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 29th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Talking motley coffee pot juggernaut

They ask this all the time. I generally say something like, "I'd really like to have a more credible witness." And then we both laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28436547)



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Date: July 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Olive startled useless brakes

Whatever happened to that ITT WE DEFEND A DEPOSITION thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28442180)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: Bright aggressive toaster weed whacker

do people really say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451695)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic masturbator giraffe

"well there are those three nigga shrimp..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2948680&forum_id=2#28451741)