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Need help for brief - what's a catchy way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: Mahogany newt What's a way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like a nutty conspiracy theory or a bad acid trip? Kinda like "plaintiffs complaint reads like it was copied and pasted from zero hedge or the huffington post" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476396) |
Date: August 4th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: galvanic deer antler hospital "Plaintiff's shit's all fucked" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476403) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: arousing toaster "He talks like a Fag too" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476428) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:52 PM Author: Cobalt autistic psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477255) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: galvanic deer antler hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483696) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM Author: rusted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483698) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:50 PM Author: Mahogany newt What about "plaintiffs complaint reads like a copy and paste of zero hedges greatest hits". Or but "that's not a headline from theonion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476417) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: apoplectic chad In their complaint, Plaintiffs comes across as the ravings of conspiracy theorists, who weave tales out of nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: apoplectic chad Plaintiffs' complaint is a conspiracy theory, and, like most conspiracy theories, it is based on speculation and conjecture, not facts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476427) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: Mahogany newt I like these. I'd like to weave in some reference to some Well known nut. This dude just weaves in "credit default swap" and "securitization" as if those things are actionable. Like "and Goldman Sachs did credit default swaps and securitization! Now back to what this complaint is really about." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476446) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:08 PM Author: apoplectic chad It requires lunacy on the scale of King George to believe that ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476501) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: khaki partner It fails to state a plausible claim for relief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476438) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM Author: ultramarine den genital piercing Plaintiff's allegations read like a dime store novel, a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and unsupportable falsehoods. Rule 8 demands more. (Cite that Twombly line about little green men) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476440) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Mahogany newt It's good. Not going to lie, I wanted harsher lines. But these are better than what I could come up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476458) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Tan knife One almost expects to see a Deepak Chopra quote about "quantum correlates." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476840) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: Cobalt autistic psychic classy. I like the "dime store novel" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477265) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Lemon motley base lol @ a 28 year old using the phrase "dime store novel" though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477757) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: Tan knife whats a dime store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483729) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Burgundy nubile house reading party your professor likely won't be happy with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476456) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: rusted parlour In all honesty, plaintiff needs counseling or mental help.
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:07 PM Author: Rose maniacal half-breed lold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476881) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: Razzle opaque windowlicker area LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477394) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: smoky native sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489470) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz sienna degenerate ladyboy I'm glad I'm paying you 300/hr to represent me so vigorously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: Rose maniacal half-breed Plaintiff's complaint is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. (Macbeth)
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM Author: rusted parlour lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477269) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:56 PM Author: Cobalt autistic psychic 180, Brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477297) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: green massive gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477349) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: khaki partner "Defendmo acknowledges the Shakespearean tragedy that has befallen Plaintiffmo, but unlike the Merchant of Venice seeks only just compensation." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478213) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Frisky nowag bbw I always use something like: Plaintiff's rambling and inarticulate Complaint ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476878) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: floppy party of the first part At no point in Plaintiff's rambling, incoherent complaint is there anything even close to what could be considered a claim for which relief could be granted. Everyone in this litigation is now dumber for having read it. The Court should award Plaintiff no relief, and may God have mercy on their soul. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477381) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: copper provocative tattoo stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477414) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:00 PM Author: filthy splenetic locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478063) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: concupiscible iridescent pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478193) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:43 PM Author: aphrodisiac institution pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484860) |
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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM Author: smoky native sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:59 PM Author: Mentally impaired violent forum halford do not do this HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477315) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Mahogany newt Too late bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477719) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:01 PM Author: Crimson puppy Plaintiff appears to literally have an IQ of 105 and... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477334) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM Author: floppy party of the first part find a way to use the word "sophistry" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477389) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Lake Scourge Upon The Earth Headpube Judges HATE this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477755) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:06 PM Author: Mahogany newt Boomer mid law bosses love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477778) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Lemon motley base a long walk down a very short pier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477765) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:07 PM Author: bossy comical brunch toilet seat Move to dismiss for plantiff's failure to state his IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477783) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:44 PM Author: aphrodisiac institution pozpig "This court should not engage him" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484867) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:08 PM Author: Mustard business firm boistinker Plaintiff's complaint reminds me of what my dear old Grandma, God bless her, called a "Chinese cheesepuff" -- sounds good when you first hear it, but then you bite into it and there's nothing there ... and you KNOW you'll just end up rootin' around the fridge in a half hour looking for something to snack on. As is often the case, Grandma was right. Once plaintiff's complaint collapses after the first bite, we are left to scrounge around in the cupboards of scholarship hoping to find anything of substance to fill its place. The Court is respectfully urged to take another page out of my Grandma's book, smile politely at Plaintiff, say "bless his heart!" and box him on the ears the next time he tries to spoil the Court's dinner with such bland junk food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477790) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:09 PM Author: Lemon motley base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477797) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac institution pozpig (Southern lawyer, patting beads of sweat off his forward with a handkerchief) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484875) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: trip sapphire fat ankles plaintiff's complaint is just like baltimore -- thousands of black characters telling a story that makes no sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477889) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:58 PM Author: titillating ticket booth french chef write the most boilerplate deadpan MTD possible, but for "plaintiffs' complaint" substitute "plaintiffs' lengthy screed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478055) |
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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Snowy racy double fault "Plaintiff's brief appears to have been crowd-sourced from AutoAdmit, a well known bastion of mental illness, substance abuse, and buggery of the most vile sort." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478162) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 12:49 PM Author: Mahogany newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483638) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac institution pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484876) |
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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:23 PM Author: twisted lime sanctuary athletic conference Complaint sounds like something a semi-literate nigger would scrape with a severed chicken foot on a dusty African clay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483823) |