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"Plaintiff's shit's all fucked"
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"He talks like a Fag too"
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What about "plaintiffs complaint reads like a copy and ...
At-the-ready pistol station
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In their complaint, Plaintiffs comes across as the ravings o...
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Plaintiffs' complaint is a conspiracy theory, and, like most...
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I like these. I'd like to weave in some reference to some We...
At-the-ready pistol station
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It requires lunacy on the scale of King George to believe th...
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It fails to state a plausible claim for relief.
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Plaintiff's allegations read like a dime store novel, a hodg...
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It's good. Not going to lie, I wanted harsher lines. But the...
At-the-ready pistol station
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One almost expects to see a Deepak Chopra quote about "...
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classy. I like the "dime store novel" part.
Startled ebony gaping
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lol @ a 28 year old using the phrase "dime store novel&...
free-loading house-broken really tough guy
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whats a dime store?
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your professor likely won't be happy with this
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In all honesty, plaintiff needs counseling or mental help. ...
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lold
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I'm glad I'm paying you 300/hr to represent me so vigorously
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Plaintiff's complaint is a tale, told by an idiot, full of s...
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lol
Spectacular Rehab
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180, Brother
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"Defendmo acknowledges the Shakespearean tragedy that h...
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I always use something like: Plaintiff's rambling and inarti...
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At no point in Plaintiff's rambling, incoherent complaint is...
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do not do this HTH
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Too late bro
At-the-ready pistol station
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Plaintiff appears to literally have an IQ of 105 and...
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find a way to use the word "sophistry"
henna plaza filthpig
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Judges HATE this
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Boomer mid law bosses love it.
At-the-ready pistol station
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a long walk down a very short pier
free-loading house-broken really tough guy
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Move to dismiss for plantiff's failure to state his IQ.
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"This court should not engage him"
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(Southern lawyer, patting beads of sweat off his forward wit...
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plaintiff's complaint is just like baltimore -- thousands of...
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write the most boilerplate deadpan MTD possible, but for &qu...
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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

What's a way to say plaintiffs complaint reads like a nutty conspiracy theory or a bad acid trip? Kinda like "plaintiffs complaint reads like it was copied and pasted from zero hedge or the huffington post"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476396)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Sadistic excitant jap headpube

"Plaintiff's shit's all fucked"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476403)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Flushed stubborn rigpig address

"He talks like a Fag too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476428)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Startled ebony gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477255)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Sadistic excitant jap headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483696)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483698)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

What about "plaintiffs complaint reads like a copy and paste of zero hedges greatest hits". Or but "that's not a headline from theonion"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476417)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: contagious ruddy skinny woman office

In their complaint, Plaintiffs comes across as the ravings of conspiracy theorists, who weave tales out of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476426)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: contagious ruddy skinny woman office

Plaintiffs' complaint is a conspiracy theory, and, like most conspiracy theories, it is based on speculation and conjecture, not facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476427)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

I like these. I'd like to weave in some reference to some Well known nut. This dude just weaves in "credit default swap" and "securitization" as if those things are actionable. Like "and Goldman Sachs did credit default swaps and securitization! Now back to what this complaint is really about."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476446)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: contagious ruddy skinny woman office

It requires lunacy on the scale of King George to believe that ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476501)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Tantric rose dilemma cumskin

It fails to state a plausible claim for relief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476438)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: thriller brethren antidepressant drug

Plaintiff's allegations read like a dime store novel, a hodgepodge of conspiracy theories and unsupportable falsehoods. Rule 8 demands more. (Cite that Twombly line about little green men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476440)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

It's good. Not going to lie, I wanted harsher lines. But these are better than what I could come up with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476458)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser box office newt

One almost expects to see a Deepak Chopra quote about "quantum correlates."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476840)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Startled ebony gaping

classy. I like the "dime store novel" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477265)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: free-loading house-broken really tough guy

lol @ a 28 year old using the phrase "dime store novel" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477757)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: hairraiser box office newt

whats a dime store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483729)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling chest-beating den electric furnace

your professor likely won't be happy with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476456)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Spectacular Rehab

In all honesty, plaintiff needs counseling or mental help.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476468)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Drunken exhilarant menage

lold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476881)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: shivering odious theatre marketing idea

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477394)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM
Author: stimulating useless brakes center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489470)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz costumed step-uncle's house travel guidebook

I'm glad I'm paying you 300/hr to represent me so vigorously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476522)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Drunken exhilarant menage

Plaintiff's complaint is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. (Macbeth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476871)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477269)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Startled ebony gaping

180, Brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477297)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: dull tanning salon clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477349)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Tantric rose dilemma cumskin

"Defendmo acknowledges the Shakespearean tragedy that has befallen Plaintiffmo, but unlike the Merchant of Venice seeks only just compensation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478213)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: exciting church building

I always use something like: Plaintiff's rambling and inarticulate Complaint ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28476878)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: henna plaza filthpig

At no point in Plaintiff's rambling, incoherent complaint is there anything even close to what could be considered a claim for which relief could be granted. Everyone in this litigation is now dumber for having read it. The Court should award Plaintiff no relief, and may God have mercy on their soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477381)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: buff set mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477414)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: 180 heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478063)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Slate genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478193)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Cream parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484860)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 3:04 AM
Author: stimulating useless brakes center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28489471)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Ivory mediation trailer park

do not do this HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477315)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

Too late bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477719)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete

Plaintiff appears to literally have an IQ of 105 and...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477334)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: henna plaza filthpig

find a way to use the word "sophistry"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477389)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy casino party of the first part

Judges HATE this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477755)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station

Boomer mid law bosses love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477778)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: free-loading house-broken really tough guy

a long walk down a very short pier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477765)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Charcoal Pisswyrm Resort

Move to dismiss for plantiff's failure to state his IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477783)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Cream parlour

"This court should not engage him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484867)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Cyan property

Plaintiff's complaint reminds me of what my dear old Grandma, God bless her, called a "Chinese cheesepuff" -- sounds good when you first hear it, but then you bite into it and there's nothing there ... and you KNOW you'll just end up rootin' around the fridge in a half hour looking for something to snack on. As is often the case, Grandma was right. Once plaintiff's complaint collapses after the first bite, we are left to scrounge around in the cupboards of scholarship hoping to find anything of substance to fill its place. The Court is respectfully urged to take another page out of my Grandma's book, smile politely at Plaintiff, say "bless his heart!" and box him on the ears the next time he tries to spoil the Court's dinner with such bland junk food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477790)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: free-loading house-broken really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477797)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Cream parlour

(Southern lawyer, patting beads of sweat off his forward with a handkerchief)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484875)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: supple sick kitchen azn

plaintiff's complaint is just like baltimore -- thousands of black characters telling a story that makes no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28477889)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: bisexual goyim

write the most boilerplate deadpan MTD possible, but for "plaintiffs' complaint" substitute "plaintiffs' lengthy screed"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478055)



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Date: August 4th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: trip pervert

"Plaintiff's brief appears to have been crowd-sourced from AutoAdmit, a well known bastion of mental illness, substance abuse, and buggery of the most vile sort."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28478162)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready pistol station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483638)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Cream parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28484876)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: irradiated faggot firefighter

Complaint sounds like something a semi-literate nigger would scrape with a severed chicken foot on a dusty African clay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2953637&forum_id=2#28483823)