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Rick Perry shooting at bottles of Trump Vodka on Niggerhead Ranch
| Histrionic yarmulke | 08/25/15 |
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| Vigorous Field Digit Ratio | 08/25/15 |
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| Swashbuckling underhanded patrolman potus | 08/26/15 |
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| 180 violent library mood | 08/26/15 |
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Date: August 25th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28625078) |
Date: August 25th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Swashbuckling underhanded patrolman potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28625093) |
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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio i was daydreaming today of a Watchmen-like intro montage to Trump's biopic. it starts off with scenes just like you describe.
Listen to this as you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVUDdQS2UxA
1. Slow motion capture of a drunk, disheveled Perry at Niggerhead ranch throwing a bottle of vodka at the TV playing Trump's inauguration, his face twisted in anger.
2. An unemployable Megyn Kelly, veins in her forearms open, getting lifted out of her red-stained bathtub by EMT rescue workers.
3. Tears swelling in Xi Jinping's eyes as he gets booted out of office after a massive negotiating loss on a trade deal against Carl Icahn and a team of Trump's heaviest hitting Jew bankers.
4. Hillary Clinton sits up in a small bed, catatonic, staring at a wall blankly. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal that she is behind bars in a federal penitentiary.
5. El Chapo's "American" children look out the back of a deportation-bus window as El Paso fades onto the horizon and Juarez approaches. They will arrive in Mexico City just in time to see their father's body put in the ground (courtesy of a one of Trump's SEAL snipers).
6. Trump hands out turkeys alongside Mike Tyson to "crazies" in Phoenix Arizona. An angry John McCain reaches for the drawstring to close the blinds to his apartment but can't lift his arms above shoulder height. Trump's eagle eyes lock on to John and he smiles and waves at McCain. McCain angrily turns his back. A young boy throws a turkey through McCain's window, shattering the glass and hitting McCain in his ass. Trump ruffles the boy's hair and everyone points and laughs.
The times..they are a chaaaangin' |
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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:12 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke 980789706896 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28625213) |
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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:13 PM Author: Tan clown state 9284927492791194 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28625223) |
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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio
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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: mustard orchestra pit corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28625449) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:50 PM Author: startled school cafeteria boistinker plus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28630835) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:20 PM Author: Concupiscible Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28631013) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: Swashbuckling underhanded patrolman potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28630809) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:50 PM Author: startled school cafeteria boistinker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28630833) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:18 PM Author: 180 violent library mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28631002) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:20 PM Author: Concupiscible Pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28631012) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:18 PM Author: thriller maize stock car telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28640542) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:21 PM Author: High-end dingle berry associate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28640563) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:23 PM Author: Anal tripping address NM??????? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28640587) |
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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:36 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio 7. Scott Walker in the bathroom with the shower running on full blast so that his family can't hear him sobbing. His wife bangs on the door asking if he's OK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28807190) |
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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:49 PM Author: duck-like trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28807268) |
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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:56 PM Author: Mint toaster 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28807343) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 8:50 PM Author: Carmine Very Tactful Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#29878116) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:24 PM Author: duck-like trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#29878580) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:28 PM Author: scarlet titillating market M | A | G | A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#29878650) |
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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:42 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28630789) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:12 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28640479) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:19 PM Author: misanthropic space party of the first part "but i have glasses now" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#28640546) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio slow and steady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#29878086) |
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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#29878537) |
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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:47 PM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio this thread is getting closer and closer to reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#30995452) |
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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:47 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#30995456) |
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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:49 PM Author: gold base reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#30995488) |
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Date: November 19th, 2020 1:13 PM Author: Nudist Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#41396689) |
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Date: November 9th, 2016 8:31 AM Author: Vigorous Field Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#31854246) |
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Date: November 9th, 2016 8:32 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Curious Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#31854254) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:42 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#35207171) |
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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:45 PM Author: multi-colored idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#35207175) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2019 10:24 PM Author: Histrionic yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2972984&forum_id=2#38926890) |