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Date: August 25th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant



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Date: August 25th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: rough-skinned senate



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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit

i was daydreaming today of a Watchmen-like intro montage to Trump's biopic. it starts off with scenes just like you describe.

Listen to this as you read:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVUDdQS2UxA

1. Slow motion capture of a drunk, disheveled Perry at Niggerhead ranch throwing a bottle of vodka at the TV playing Trump's inauguration, his face twisted in anger.

2. An unemployable Megyn Kelly, veins in her forearms open, getting lifted out of her red-stained bathtub by EMT rescue workers.

3. Tears swelling in Xi Jinping's eyes as he gets booted out of office after a massive negotiating loss on a trade deal against Carl Icahn and a team of Trump's heaviest hitting Jew bankers.

4. Hillary Clinton sits up in a small bed, catatonic, staring at a wall blankly. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal that she is behind bars in a federal penitentiary.

5. El Chapo's "American" children look out the back of a deportation-bus window as El Paso fades onto the horizon and Juarez approaches. They will arrive in Mexico City just in time to see their father's body put in the ground (courtesy of a one of Trump's SEAL snipers).

6. Trump hands out turkeys alongside Mike Tyson to "crazies" in Phoenix Arizona. An angry John McCain reaches for the drawstring to close the blinds to his apartment but can't lift his arms above shoulder height. Trump's eagle eyes lock on to John and he smiles and waves at McCain. McCain angrily turns his back. A young boy throws a turkey through McCain's window, shattering the glass and hitting McCain in his ass. Trump ruffles the boy's hair and everyone points and laughs.

The times..they are a chaaaangin'

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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant

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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: concupiscible unhinged mood

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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit



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Date: August 25th, 2015 10:40 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky Contagious Home People Who Are Hurt

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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: big-titted sooty state



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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned senate



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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky Contagious Home People Who Are Hurt

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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: ivory cheese-eating psychic

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Date: August 26th, 2015 5:20 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: chestnut kitchen travel guidebook

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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: azure university

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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: sepia hall

NM???????

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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit

7. Scott Walker in the bathroom with the shower running on full blast so that his family can't hear him sobbing. His wife bangs on the door asking if he's OK.

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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: Deranged aphrodisiac office nowag



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Date: September 21st, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: bright greedy voyeur legend

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Date: February 20th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Orchid church quadroon



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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Deranged aphrodisiac office nowag



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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

M | A | G | A

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Date: August 26th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit



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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit



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Date: August 27th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Obsidian sticky blood rage

"but i have glasses now"

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Date: February 20th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit

slow and steady

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Date: February 20th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant



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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit

this thread is getting closer and closer to reality

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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant



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Date: July 21st, 2016 10:49 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2020 1:13 PM
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Date: November 9th, 2016 8:31 AM
Author: Slippery rusted goal in life orchestra pit



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Date: November 9th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Rigpig



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant



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Date: January 21st, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Autistic background story piazza



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Talented tank immigrant



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