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The Martian was filled with obnoxious millennial-isms

"Don't do a barrel roll" "I'm gonna science ...
spectacular den gaming laptop
  10/04/15
OH, WHAT CRINGE INDUCING PHRASES!
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spectacular den gaming laptop
  10/04/15
The second one is sickening First one is kinda heh
Sexy Area Background Story
  10/04/15
This poast saved me $10. Thank you, sir.
Avocado contagious locus rigor
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lmao
Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook
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"He's alive? Is he Tweeting?" "Mars is lik...
Sienna regret main people
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(XO 2007)
infuriating comical public bath
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*meteorite hits* "So random!"
180 tanning salon
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Heady whorehouse
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*takes Valles Marineris selfie*
sinister racy shitlib senate
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spectacular den gaming laptop
  10/04/15
The book was incredibly shitlib too so it's not surprising
Nofapping Deer Antler New Version
  10/04/15
the book is full of annoying little comments like that
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
Book is a lot like Ready Player One. Utter shit (okay, it's ...
passionate doobsian ticket booth
  10/04/15
Yeah the humor is extremely reddit-ish. Add to that the fact...
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
I read the synopsis of that and LJL'd. hard to believe that ...
Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy
  10/04/15
fuck off Ready Player One was a completely enjoyable indulge...
razzmatazz abode
  10/04/15
You could tell author was a nerd who never got laid. Everyth...
Nofapping Deer Antler New Version
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...
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
How bad is this shit? Some bitch is trying to make me go see...
Glassy fanboi
  10/04/15
Sicario
Nofapping Deer Antler New Version
  10/04/15
actual quotes from the book: "Yes, of course duct tape...
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
Jfc
Sexy Area Background Story
  10/04/15
This can't be true
crystalline meetinghouse
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https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/21825181-the-martian
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
Incredible
crystalline meetinghouse
  10/04/15
lol
Curious preventive strike yarmulke
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*hands involuntarily clench*
Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook
  10/04/15
"You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a ...
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
i actually know a pretty smart guy who writes a lot but allo...
Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook
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PIRATE NINJA SO RANDOM. DID AN ADULT WRITE THIS LMAO IT'S AL...
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spectacular den gaming laptop
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crystalline meetinghouse
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Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook
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Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy
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outnumbered cordovan useless brakes
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summon: smudge to get INCENSED this was even published
Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook
  10/04/15
...
Sexy Area Background Story
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...
Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy
  10/04/15
That author is a fucking asshole.
Bipolar kitchen dragon
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Sexy Area Background Story
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LOL
Thriller black woman
  10/04/15
these people need to be gassed
appetizing chapel affirmative action
  10/04/15
the Neil Armstrong quote makes it into the movie. also, you ...
razzmatazz abode
  10/04/15
"So we don't, you know, die." "Setting off...
Bipolar kitchen dragon
  10/04/15
I'm not seeing this now because of this thread
jet rehab
  10/04/15
Very close to the same
Sexy Area Background Story
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...
black orchestra pit immigrant
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"Looking forward to mot dying" More gen x irony...
grizzly electric chad
  10/04/15
Welcome to the 21st century. Board is filled with fucking bo...
Chestnut field
  10/04/15
I'm a millennial by any definition and still hated this aspe...
spectacular den gaming laptop
  10/04/15
it jutht wathnt REALITHTIC
Chestnut field
  10/04/15
shut up you faggot
black orchestra pit immigrant
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Sexy Area Background Story
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180 tanning salon
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jet rehab
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Glassy fanboi
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love SCP but cr
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appetizing chapel affirmative action
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really? reddit users are accomplished clock inventors, you m...
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cr This thread is actually one of the ones that makes me ha...
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razzmatazz abode
  10/05/15
This thread is enough to make this movie, I already didn't w...
Glassy fanboi
  10/04/15
Agreed. Decent watch still if you like space movies. Donald...
Silver low-t jew brunch
  10/04/15
he was far, far more annoying than anything Matt Damon said
razzmatazz abode
  10/04/15
still a 180 movie. there are maybe two or three lines like t...
razzmatazz abode
  10/04/15
180 plot 180 direction 120 script
Sepia hall sandwich
  10/04/15
I haven't seen it but this thread is a good reminder that y'...
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  10/05/15
(manchild)
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Date: October 4th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: spectacular den gaming laptop

"Don't do a barrel roll"

"I'm gonna science the shit out of it"

These made me cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896069)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:07 AM
Author: high-end cracking home milk

OH, WHAT CRINGE INDUCING PHRASES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896081)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:12 AM
Author: spectacular den gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896087)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story

The second one is sickening

First one is kinda heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896840)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Avocado contagious locus rigor

This poast saved me $10. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896846)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896903)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:11 AM
Author: Sienna regret main people

"He's alive? Is he Tweeting?"

"Mars is like, so far away."

"OMG, this is totally going to be an awesome podcast."

"Can we get texts from another planet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896085)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:14 AM
Author: infuriating comical public bath

(XO 2007)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896088)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon

*meteorite hits*

"So random!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896907)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Heady whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28903387)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 5:16 AM
Author: sinister racy shitlib senate

*takes Valles Marineris selfie*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896090)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: spectacular den gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896799)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Deer Antler New Version

The book was incredibly shitlib too so it's not surprising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896853)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

the book is full of annoying little comments like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896878)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: passionate doobsian ticket booth

Book is a lot like Ready Player One. Utter shit (okay, it's still better than RPO) but popular because it caters to Reddit retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896886)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

Yeah the humor is extremely reddit-ish. Add to that the fact that it's full of sciency stuff that makes /r/atheism types feel smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896894)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy

I read the synopsis of that and LJL'd. hard to believe that level of redditfaggotry is actually real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900107)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode

fuck off Ready Player One was a completely enjoyable indulgence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900844)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Nofapping Deer Antler New Version

You could tell author was a nerd who never got laid. Everything about character attempting to hit on the hot chick was cringeworthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896889)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Thriller black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896959)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Glassy fanboi

How bad is this shit? Some bitch is trying to make me go see it with her. Any other suggestions if I have to go to a movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896893)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Nofapping Deer Antler New Version

Sicario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896911)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

actual quotes from the book:

"Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped."

"LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense."

"I can't wait till I have grandchildren. When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”

"I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

"They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially ‘colonised’ it. So technically, I colonised Mars.In your face, Neil Armstrong!”

"Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896921)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896952)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

This can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896966)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/21825181-the-martian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896969)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896972)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Curious preventive strike yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896983)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook

*hands involuntarily clench*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896998)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

"You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja"."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897009)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook

i actually know a pretty smart guy who writes a lot but allows himself this sort of millennial nonsense in his writing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897017)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

PIRATE NINJA SO RANDOM. DID AN ADULT WRITE THIS LMAO IT'S ALMOST CHILDLIKE! SO PLAYFUL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897027)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: spectacular den gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897116)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897126)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897160)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900122)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: outnumbered cordovan useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901853)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook

summon: smudge to get INCENSED this was even published

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896958)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896975)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900126)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Bipolar kitchen dragon

That author is a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896961)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896991)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: Thriller black woman

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896995)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: appetizing chapel affirmative action

these people need to be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900149)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode

the Neil Armstrong quote makes it into the movie. also, you forget the part where he explains how he is technically a space pirate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900858)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Bipolar kitchen dragon

"So we don't, you know, die."

"Setting off an explosive in the ship is a bad idea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896926)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: jet rehab

I'm not seeing this now because of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896951)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story

Very close to the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896954)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: black orchestra pit immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897062)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: grizzly electric chad

"Looking forward to mot dying"

More gen x irony/understating but still ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28896967)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Chestnut field

Welcome to the 21st century. Board is filled with fucking boomer Earls these days complaining about anything remotely new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897037)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: spectacular den gaming laptop

I'm a millennial by any definition and still hated this aspect of the film.

It's just a matter of realism. I have a hard time believing that an elite astronaut on one of the first manned Mars missions speaks like a 16 yo reddit poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897052)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Chestnut field

it jutht wathnt REALITHTIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897059)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: black orchestra pit immigrant

shut up you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897066)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Sexy Area Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897113)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897121)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: jet rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897132)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Glassy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897138)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Stubborn Hairraiser Library Therapy

love SCP but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900133)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 9:25 PM
Author: appetizing chapel affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900158)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Sable wonderful point idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901875)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:04 PM
Author: Unhinged sadistic house travel guidebook

really? reddit users are accomplished clock inventors, you might not be aware

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897060)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Cowardly business firm

cr

This thread is actually one of the ones that makes me hate XO

Fuck you joyless "get off my lawn" faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901800)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901880)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Glassy fanboi

This thread is enough to make this movie, I already didn't want to see, completely unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897145)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Silver low-t jew brunch

Agreed. Decent watch still if you like space movies. Donald Glover's character was a millenial delusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28897324)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode

he was far, far more annoying than anything Matt Damon said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900997)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode

still a 180 movie. there are maybe two or three lines like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900868)



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Date: October 4th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Sepia hall sandwich

180 plot

180 direction

120 script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28900991)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Cowardly business firm

I haven't seen it but this thread is a good reminder that y'all are mostly a bunch of wannabe-upper class thirty something faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901814)



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Date: October 5th, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: Shivering office

(manchild)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3008291&forum_id=2#28901887)