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TMF opening box filled w/ all the biglaw pamphlets & swag he got at 2L OCI

leafing through the yellowed pages, he fantasizes about the ...
Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  10/26/15
TMF gazes at the logo written atop a carefully preserved mou...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
...
Exhilarant office
  12/02/16
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Ruddy queen of the night
  12/21/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum...
naked emerald hell
  01/30/17
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Dun galvanic institution
  10/26/15
TMF lets out a high-pitched shriek as Mandy uncaps a vintage...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
"Yes, I've been saving those M&Ms since 2007. They ...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
*eats one M&M on special occasions*
doobsian rehab idea he suggested
  10/26/15
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excitant church preventive strike
  10/26/15
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Soul-stirring dysfunction clown
  10/30/17
The box is made of rich varnished mahogany, and lined with g...
Trip puppy
  10/26/15
Every once in awhile, when spirits are especially low, TMF o...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
"No I haven't opened that tube of whiteout. Keep in mi...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
Some of the items reference firms now gone, such as Dewey, B...
aggressive heaven
  10/26/15
In 2020, TMF scribbles his suicide note on three stacked min...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/26/15
lost it at the last sentence.
sable impertinent coffee pot space
  10/26/15
...
Cheese-eating pontificating tanning salon marketing idea
  10/27/15
180^180
Disgusting site
  09/16/16
^180
painfully honest goyim becky
  12/02/16
^180
scarlet parlour
  10/30/17
the last sentence is 180 gold. lol.
Adventurous autistic cruise ship nibblets
  10/30/17
...
Ruddy queen of the night
  12/21/17
norarized
Duck-like Field Round Eye
  09/02/19
TMF FURIOUSLY beating his dog for chewing up a mint conditio...
aggressive heaven
  10/26/15
lulz
floppy beta chapel sex offender
  10/27/15
he retrieves a three ring binder from the bottom of the box....
Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  10/26/15
Dear David, remember me? You interviewed me at OCI in 2007. ...
scarlet parlour
  10/26/15
lol
Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  10/26/15
180
glittery insecure prole
  10/27/15
180
floppy beta chapel sex offender
  10/27/15
180
Unholy disrespectful locale
  10/27/15
...
Big thirsty party of the first part theatre
  10/27/15
180
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/27/15
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Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
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Bipolar flesh legal warrant
  10/27/15
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doobsian rehab idea he suggested
  10/27/15
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curious copper box office place of business
  10/27/15
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Spectacular fear-inspiring fanboi
  10/27/15
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Cracking volcanic crater
  10/27/15
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aggressive heaven
  10/27/15
180
Claret house liquid oxygen
  11/04/15
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Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  09/16/16
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Carnelian Brunch Partner
  12/02/16
...
scarlet parlour
  12/02/16
hahaha
Spectacular fear-inspiring fanboi
  12/02/16
Ty ty. I consider my contribution to this thread to be my au...
scarlet parlour
  12/02/16
...
Opaque area international law enforcement agency
  01/30/17
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citrine theater stage friendly grandma
  04/27/17
180
Disgusting site
  10/12/17
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Misunderstood aromatic trailer park
  10/30/17
...
Comical ebony fortuitous meteor stage
  12/21/17
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Bat Shit Crazy Vigorous Shrine Ceo
  10/25/19
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Titillating effete forum
  01/30/24
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turquoise provocative state therapy
  10/26/15
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scarlet parlour
  10/26/15
...
aggressive heaven
  10/26/15
...
painfully honest goyim becky
  10/26/15
lolwtf Thanks for the laugh.
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
lol
abusive faggotry
  10/27/15
Gold
primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting
  10/27/15
what is TMF's story? he get fired from biglaw or something?
Contagious menage juggernaut
  10/27/15
he has a really odd and insufferable personality and extreme...
startled national dopamine
  10/27/15
None taken, that is probably accurate.
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
...
Duck-like Field Round Eye
  12/21/17
Once upon a time I wanted to gun for partnership but like mo...
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
It was more severe than that, bro. You spent your Biglaw sal...
primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting
  10/27/15
I might have slightly aspied out, granted. By the way, I e...
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
I don't remember that, but I take leaves from xo sometimes. ...
primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting
  10/27/15
So I don't want to talk too much on here, but there was a lu...
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
Woah that is funny. Did you know who the guy was? Or did yo...
primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting
  10/27/15
Yep, it was just him. Was kind of surprised and he posted ab...
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
Lol
Razzmatazz snowy sanctuary
  12/21/17
Wait what? No one spent their biglaw salary before we got it...
Shaky property
  12/02/16
omfg lol fish, why can't i find the back to biglaw thread...
Seedy Thriller Love Of Her Life Gas Station
  10/27/15
It was shit modded. A real tragedy. I don't think tmf had an...
navy 180 death wish kitty
  12/02/16
Lol, yes, your blatant striving and ultimate life failure is...
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/27/15
I don't know that ending up in a good in-house career is exa...
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
Lololol.
Carnelian Brunch Partner
  10/27/15
i like how a 150k all in in house jerb is like most of xoxo
drunken stag film
  10/27/15
I do better than that.
Racy old irish cottage spot
  10/27/15
most in-house xo poasters do: biglaw --> inhouse. you did...
Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  10/27/15
brutal
doobsian rehab idea he suggested
  12/02/16
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Razzmatazz snowy sanctuary
  12/21/17
brilliant
Seedy Thriller Love Of Her Life Gas Station
  10/27/15
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Carnelian Brunch Partner
  11/04/15
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Carnelian Brunch Partner
  11/05/15
What kind of swag do you get from your firm?
Chartreuse Underhanded Reading Party
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Carnelian Brunch Partner
  11/15/15
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Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  09/16/16
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum...
naked emerald hell
  01/30/17
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Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  10/12/17
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Charismatic Point
  10/30/17
MND looks down at her vagina and says "so that's where ...
plum gay wizard
  10/30/17
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scarlet parlour
  10/30/17
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bright stirring crackhouse
  12/21/17
Does he work in compliance now?
Dun galvanic institution
  12/21/17
yep
fragrant keepsake machete giraffe
  09/02/19
If "yep" = "nope" then sure.
Racy old irish cottage spot
  09/02/19
You are a patent troll
Arrogant Flirting Crotch Stead
  09/02/19
lolwut? Tell me more.
Racy old irish cottage spot
  09/02/19
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Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button
  09/02/19
Stumbles upon “DeweyOrrick” pen and has to fight...
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  01/21/20
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anal associate
  01/30/24


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Date: October 26th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button

leafing through the yellowed pages, he fantasizes about the life that could've been

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046359)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

TMF gazes at the logo written atop a carefully preserved mousepad and mutters "I would have enjoyed DLA Piper."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046457)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038851)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:42 AM
Author: Ruddy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974233)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: naked emerald hell

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32504450)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Dun galvanic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046766)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

TMF lets out a high-pitched shriek as Mandy uncaps a vintage yellow highlighter with "Sullivan & Cromwell" written down one side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29046951)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

"Yes, I've been saving those M&Ms since 2007. They were given to me by the fine professionals at Simpson Thatcher & Bartlett LLP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047009)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: doobsian rehab idea he suggested

*eats one M&M on special occasions*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047014)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: excitant church preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048109)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563577)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Trip puppy

The box is made of rich varnished mahogany, and lined with green velvet. It has a sturdy brass lock that opens with a key that he keeps on a chain around his neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047050)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 7:19 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

Every once in awhile, when spirits are especially low, TMF opens the box and takes a deep breath through his thick nostrils. "I can almost smell the halls of those prestige factories."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047200)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

"No I haven't opened that tube of whiteout. Keep in mind that it is, no doubt, the EXACT SAME whiteout that Dennis Block uses. The EXACT SAME. You don't just use something like that willy-nilly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047078)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: aggressive heaven

Some of the items reference firms now gone, such as Dewey, Bingham, and Patton Boggs. Although those sticky notes and screen wipes would command a pretty penny, TMF refuses to part with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047217)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

In 2020, TMF scribbles his suicide note on three stacked mint condition Dewey & LeBouf sticky notes. "After all these years, I have finally given up all hope. I will never land Biglaw. I will never own multiple properties (to own or to rent). Without hope, this isn't a life worth living. I leave the Jeep Liberty to my wife, Mandy. I wish to be buried with my box of OCI monentos- they're the only thing that kept me going this long. I don't know if I need to get this norarized, I was never really good at understanding the law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047476)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: sable impertinent coffee pot space

lost it at the last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047558)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pontificating tanning salon marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052114)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Disgusting site

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31422768)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: painfully honest goyim becky

^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32041415)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: scarlet parlour

^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34562857)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:34 PM
Author: Adventurous autistic cruise ship nibblets

the last sentence is 180 gold. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563761)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: Ruddy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974242)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Field Round Eye

norarized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776503)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: aggressive heaven

TMF FURIOUSLY beating his dog for chewing up a mint condition K&L Gates mousepad while MND sobs in the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047482)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: floppy beta chapel sex offender

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051207)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button

he retrieves a three ring binder from the bottom of the box. it's filled with sheets of plastics sheaths--three across, three down--intended to hold comic and baseball cards. instead, they contain business cards from every one of his interviewers. he wonders idly how much he could get for the card of the then senior associate who has since become a reign maker partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29047634)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: scarlet parlour

Dear David, remember me? You interviewed me at OCI in 2007. I thought we really hit it off.

You were a young guy then. Now look at you! I see you just made partner. You're on top!

I wrote you a few emails over the years, but you still ain't callin'.

I left my cell, email, and autoadmit monicker at the bottom.

I sent two emails back back in autumn, you must not've got em.

There probably was a problem with my server or something and Sometimes I scribble email addresses too sloppy when I jot em.

Anyways, I hope you get this man, I think I could really help you out.

I was telling Mandy the other day. I'd do good work you you I don't have any doubt.

I'm in a rent controlled building now, but I'd soar under your wing.

I'm sure I'd do wel enough to buy multiple properties. Please consider me! I can't handle another ding.

The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049513)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049724)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: glittery insecure prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051203)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: floppy beta chapel sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051216)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Unholy disrespectful locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051487)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Big thirsty party of the first part theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051728)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051730)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051747)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bipolar flesh legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051779)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: doobsian rehab idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051784)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: curious copper box office place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051874)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular fear-inspiring fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052110)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Cracking volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29053907)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: aggressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29054414)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Claret house liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29111056)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31422737)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038311)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: scarlet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038610)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Spectacular fear-inspiring fanboi

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038631)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: scarlet parlour

Ty ty. I consider my contribution to this thread to be my autoadmit magnum opus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32039280)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Opaque area international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32503709)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: citrine theater stage friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#33173558)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Disgusting site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34424975)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34562900)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Comical ebony fortuitous meteor stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974258)



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Date: October 25th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Vigorous Shrine Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#39026391)



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Date: January 30th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Titillating effete forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#47345302)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: turquoise provocative state therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048746)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: scarlet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048841)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: aggressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29048867)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: painfully honest goyim becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29049679)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:17 AM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

lolwtf

Thanks for the laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051106)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: abusive faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051143)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting

Gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051159)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: Contagious menage juggernaut

what is TMF's story? he get fired from biglaw or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051168)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: startled national dopamine

he has a really odd and insufferable personality and extremely skewed worldview, no offense to you tmf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051179)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

None taken, that is probably accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051406)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Duck-like Field Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974255)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

Once upon a time I wanted to gun for partnership but like most on XO ended up in-house, the meme being that due to my greed secretly still covet partnership. Ergo this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051419)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting

It was more severe than that, bro. You spent your Biglaw salary before you got it, and described it on xo in excruciating detail. You devised plan after plan, e.g. for Mandy to transfer to your school, how you'd spend your Biglaw salary to build a real estate empire, about how you'd land Biglaw despite striking out at oci by taking the patent bar, and on and on. Your arrogance made your failure a great spectacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051449)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

I might have slightly aspied out, granted. By the way, I ended up with a biglaw summer associate position and ended up with an offer out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051763)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting

I don't remember that, but I take leaves from xo sometimes. I thought you were in Russia doing some work at a bigger firm, and then you were let go, and I thought you were unsuccessfully interviewing at an xo poster's firm for a post-graduation gig when you were outed.

I don't mind you now. You've definitely mellowed. But there were some posts you did in the 2007-10 timeframe that were infuriating. Everyone in the world was struggling and you came across as super smug and entitled. I'm glad to see you're doing well now, but I also think it's amusing when someone kicks dirt in 2009-TMF's face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051994)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

So I don't want to talk too much on here, but there was a lulzy incident where I was interviewing and some guy on here was a partner at a west coast firm that setup and interview "just to see what I was like." hilariously, no one thought his thread was real so it didn't get many responses.

His analysis was that I was "far more normal than expected." I wasn't exactly sure how to take that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052022)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: primrose bearded abode famous landscape painting

Woah that is funny. Did you know who the guy was? Or did you meet with several partners that day? Seems like he'd have more to lose by the outing - I.e. Admitting he used firm money for the lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052041)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

Yep, it was just him. Was kind of surprised and he posted about it before I even got back to my office at the firm I was at (did a videoconference from their nyc office).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29052108)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz snowy sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974457)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: Shaky property

Wait what? No one spent their biglaw salary before we got it. We had about 100K saved up after our first year and had paid down more than the minimum on our loans.

I'm not sure whats so offensive about a plan for me to transfer to his school.

TMF didnt strike out at oci and he didnt take the patent bar until years later. Actually none of this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32043122)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: Seedy Thriller Love Of Her Life Gas Station

omfg lol

fish, why can't i find the back to biglaw thread? did someone misplace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051469)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: navy 180 death wish kitty

It was shit modded. A real tragedy. I don't think tmf had anything to do w nuking the thread tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038793)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

Lol, yes, your blatant striving and ultimate life failure is perfectly normal. Totally on par with the rest of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051735)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

I don't know that ending up in a good in-house career is exactly failing massively but ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051745)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner

Lololol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051749)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: drunken stag film

i like how a 150k all in in house jerb is like most of xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051799)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

I do better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051813)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button

most in-house xo poasters do: biglaw --> inhouse. you did: biglaw --> unemployed --> prolonged period of poverty and crippling cognitive dissonance during which you strived manically to get back into biglaw --> resignation --> shitty in house job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29053879)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: doobsian rehab idea he suggested

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32038805)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz snowy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974471)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Seedy Thriller Love Of Her Life Gas Station

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29051192)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29111015)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29114125)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Underhanded Reading Party

What kind of swag do you get from your firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29114686)



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Date: November 15th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Brunch Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#29188458)



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Date: September 16th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#31419166)



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Date: January 30th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: naked emerald hell

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#32504458)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34424772)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563568)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: plum gay wizard

MND looks down at her vagina and says "so that's where you put the Debevoise mug"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34563586)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: scarlet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34566982)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:41 AM
Author: bright stirring crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974230)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Dun galvanic institution

Does he work in compliance now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#34974293)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: fragrant keepsake machete giraffe

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776506)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

If "yep" = "nope" then sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776799)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: Arrogant Flirting Crotch Stead

You are a patent troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage spot

lolwut? Tell me more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776811)



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Date: September 2nd, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#38776499)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine sound barrier

Stumbles upon “DeweyOrrick” pen and has to fight the urge to sell it on EBay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#39465629)



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Date: January 30th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: anal associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3027635&forum_id=2#47345291)