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goddammit just reached for the remote and knocked a full beer across the room
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:30 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079834) |
Date: October 31st, 2015 10:33 AM Author: ivory cuck guy has been using steroids - you shouldn't do that - bad for heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079847) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house swear i'm not on steroids just didn't realize what i was doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079854) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:34 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut Are you drinking beer at this time of day or was it sitting there since last night? ...huh?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079853) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house thanks mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079856) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:35 AM Author: ivory cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079857) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:36 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut answer the question. I srsly wanna know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079862) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:37 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house drinking a beer this morning. i'm very hungover. had an insane night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079870) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut tell me about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079893) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:45 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house hanging out with some bros and one dude was really blacked out and going insane because a while back i took a shit in his toilet and his wife yelled at me and started crying and i guess he forgot we talked about this already and he walked in on his wife getting legit lesbo on some chick in the living room and my other bro was like yeah i fucked her and she's gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079914) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut this is a little confusing to me but ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079918) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:48 AM Author: Razzle insanely creepy church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079926) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house i took such a huge shit that i clogged his toilet one time and his wife screamed at me and it sounded like they got physical and she ran out the fucking front door crying and my bro blamed it on me. then later he comes home and catches his wife scissoring with a chick she's taking kickboxing lessons with. another bro fucked the kickboxing chick and confirmed she's a dyke. we kind of confronted our bro last night like hey ur wife's fucking girls and he was so blacked out everone went insane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079932) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:53 AM Author: Razzle insanely creepy church building Jesus what type of people do you hang out with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079943) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house it's not as bad as it sounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079949) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:51 PM Author: aromatic haunting doctorate market You know your life is bad when IGWC is asking this question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080790) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 2:20 PM Author: Olive hairy legs house yeah maybe so. fma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080940) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:54 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut so you're saying your huge bowel movement turned her gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079947) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house kind of. we just don't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079953) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:53 PM Author: aromatic haunting doctorate market Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080801) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Razzle insanely creepy church building And resulted in domestic violence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079954) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: lascivious base half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079956) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM Author: Stirring cuckold WOULD READ AGAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079974) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:52 PM Author: aromatic haunting doctorate market Scholarship
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Someone sticky this. |
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Date: January 5th, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Disturbing philosopher-king fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29524574) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:38 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point Fuuuuuuuccck. When I do this, I have to treat the spill like a god damn nuclear waste accident because my wife has Celiac Disease. Fucking nightmare. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:39 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house i'm washing all kinds of shit right now. so fucking pissed at my dumbass monkey arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079888) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:41 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut what, is she gonna lick it up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079897) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: frozen double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079917) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point Now that she has went a couple years on a complete gluten free diet, she is ridiculously sensitive to gluten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079934) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:58 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut makes no sense a spilled beer should cause her anxiety about her diet. maybe about the mess, but not the diet. jeez (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079976) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:01 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point 1) beer leaves sticky residue everywhere 2) wife touches something coated in sticky residue 3) wife licks her fingers (or eats something else with her hands) Conclusion: wife is shitting her guts out for days. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:02 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut why does she furiously lick her fingers to begin with? and if her fingers are sticky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079993) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:03 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point Because her fingers are sticky. Duh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079996) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:04 AM Author: Sick smoky pit juggernaut a normal person would wash them, not lick them. and especially a person with celiac disease. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080006) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:08 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point Serious answer: if she touches anything with gluten, her skin gets all read and puffy. I thought it was bullshit and made fun of her constantly about her ridiculous belief. One night, we were both drunk, and I grabbed her hand, held it over the sink, and poured some beer on her hand. She started bawling and yelling at me. Sure enough, a half-hour later, her hands were red and puffy as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080021) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:37 PM Author: primrose milk location her genes should die off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080473) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Olive hairy legs house jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080760) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:42 AM Author: ivory cuck just be glad you don't have 'spitters' around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079903) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:46 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house dip? that's always in a water bottle with a lid. serious rule (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079916) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:49 AM Author: Razzle insanely creepy church building This. I spilt in on hardwood floor and on tile once. Stained the fuck out of both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079928) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM Author: Marvelous maniacal trust fund point Ordinary water bottles have too small of an opening. Once it get's about 1/3 of the way full, back pressure starts to develop.
I like to use 1 pint chocolate milk containers. |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Olive hairy legs house where do you get all these chocolate milk containers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080127) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:12 PM Author: curious azn puppy Gatorade bottles have nice wide mouths Too |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 10:57 AM Author: Stirring cuckold Quick, wrap it in toilet paper! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29079968) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:55 PM Author: aromatic haunting doctorate market Toilet paper coozy=lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080813) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Sable Plaza Pervert perish surprisingly funny in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080151) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 12:35 PM Author: Olive hairy legs house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080464) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Elite kitty locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3031970&forum_id=2#29080776) |