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RATE THIS SWEET AS FUCK $76,000.00 SALARIED GOVERNMENT LAWYER JOB AD
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:21 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin DESCRIPTION The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals. We are currently seeking to hire 3Ls and recent law graduates for our three-year Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys. The Accelerated Career Entry Program for Honors Attorneys is highly competitive and provides the opportunity for recent graduates to assume significant responsibility very early in their careers. As the second-largest civilian employer and the largest unionized employer in the country, the Postal Service provides our Honors Attorneys with invaluable exposure and experience.
Honors Attorneys will have the opportunity to gain knowledge of other federal agencies, courts, and administrative boards, including the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, Federal Trade Commission, Merit Systems Protection Board, National Labor Relations Board, Court of Federal Claims. U.S. District Courts and Court of Appeals, United States Patent and Trademark Office, Postal Service Board of Contract Appeals, and Postal Regulatory Commission.
The initial salary is generally $76,000, and Honors Attorneys are eligible for generous salary increase throughout their three years in the Accelerated Career Entry Program. In addition, the Postal Service offers excellent benefits, including health and life insurance, a retirement plan, a savings investment plan with employer contribution, flexible spending accounts, flexible work schedules; and annual and sick leave. Positions will be filled no earlier than September 2016.
Qualified applicants must earn a Juris Doctor from an accredited law school no more than 30 months prior to the date of employment. Successful candidates possess outstanding analytical, advocacy, and writing skills.
Additionally, applicants must satisfy at least one of the following requirements:
Membership on the editorial board of an academic law journal accredited by the law school from which the applicant graduated. Standing in the top 20% of his or her law school class upon graduation as measured by class standing statistics maintained by the applicant's law school. A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation. Graduation from a law school ranked within the top 25 schools in the nation by an entity that conducts national law school rankings, with a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation. Completion of at least one year of a judicial clerkship in a federal court or in a states highest court at the time of hire.
Qualified applicants must be a U.S. citizen or have permanent resident alien status, and must successfully complete a pre-employment drug and background security screening process.
APPLICATION PROCESS
Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail. When applying for an advertised vacancy, all applicants are required to apply through our eCareer system located on our website.
A cover letter, writing sample, resume, and recent transcript are required.
POSITION TYPE Entry Level Attorney CONTACT INFORMATION Employer: US Postal Service Name: Renault Turner Address: 475 L 'Enfant Plaza Washington, DC 20260 United States
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Multi-colored lemon whorehouse That's my exact salary I meet none of the criterias (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093425) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin Why didn't you u make it on law review, shitlib? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093429) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM Author: Multi-colored lemon whorehouse I'm legit dumb and lazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093454) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:37 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin "The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"
wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:40 AM Author: Multi-colored lemon whorehouse Licking your own envelopes knowing the toxicity could be fatal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093481) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:43 PM Author: seedy area wrinkle Lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29099010) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:55 AM Author: Cruel-hearted location keepsake machete The usps constantly has unfair labor practice charges filed against it at the NLRB. They're known as a serious recidivist employer. Also tons of labor contracts so they must have a lot of busy labor lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093571) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:58 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin ah makes sense. are NLRB judges usually pro business or pro union/employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093588) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Balding provocative death wish forum What do you think, shitlib? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093844) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Slippery point LR not required mang. any journal will do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098976) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:32 AM Author: bonkers gaping no where in the ad does it say whether i get a discount on stamps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093433) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:33 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin lol..
explain this sentence:
"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"
wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM Author: bonkers gaping you can't simply avoid my inquiry - they didn't even mention the word "stamps" in the entire listing. there are some days where you wonder why you even got out of bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093452) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin lol I have no clue. Now answer my inquiry, shitlib.
"The Law Department of the United States Postal Service offers excellent and challenging employment opportunities for highly motivated and innovative individuals"
wtf could be challenging in the legal department at the post office? WHAT? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:09 PM Author: bonkers gaping have you even been to the post office? it's always challenging - everything is challenging about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093654) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:10 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin what about about in the law department of the post office? What do they do? Analyze the potential liability of tampered mail? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093661) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:14 PM Author: Odious Cocky Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093697) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:17 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin You seem dumb.
Why don't you apply to this job, shitlib? |
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:21 PM Author: bonkers gaping that does sound challenging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101736) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:16 PM Author: bonkers gaping they say things like: "these forever stamps might be an issue. how can they actually be good 'forever?'" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093710) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:12 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110142) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:38 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin Please visit www.usps.com/careers on or after October 29, 2015 to apply. The Postal Service no longer accepts applications that are submitted by mail.
oh the irony. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:41 AM Author: Multi-colored lemon whorehouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093487) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM Author: Zombie-like ceo hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093544) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Free-loading Hairraiser Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093558) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:47 PM Author: 180 hominid senate Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093857) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:49 PM Author: flushed windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093873) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:52 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093897) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:55 PM Author: buck-toothed coiffed personal credit line lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093935) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: lavender flirting property lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110538) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:09 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29278791) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:44 AM Author: pale big boltzmann Fuck it, I'm going for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093502) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin how competitive is this job in your estimation, shitlib? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093546) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 8:04 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29100055) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Zombie-like ceo hell Link?
I want to see it in its native glory. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:54 AM Author: dark shrine cumskin idk I seen it at Michigan's Symplicity website, but here is an alternative link
http://www.theladders.com/Attorney-x28Honors-Programx29%7CLong-Beach-CA%7C7029182?x=q |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:56 PM Author: lavender flirting property did you go to mich SSM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110541) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin rate Michigan law, shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110556) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: lavender flirting property definitely objectively in the top 11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29110563) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 12:56 PM Author: buck-toothed coiffed personal credit line I HAVE DECIDED TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB. BACK OFF FAGGOTS IT IS MINE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29093942) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM Author: Honey-headed Church Building Dude, I kind of want to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098813) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Comical swollen meetinghouse how the fuck can these boomer scum REQUIRE a fucking clerkship? jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29098823) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:36 PM Author: fragrant cuck bawdyhouse "A cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.5 upon graduation.
[...] a cumulative law school grade point average of at least 3.0 upon graduation." |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:45 PM Author: seedy area wrinkle 3.0 if T25, 3.5 if non-T25
Shit, I was 3.1 at #26 |
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Date: November 2nd, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Bateful Turquoise Codepig it just sounds like typical bigfed OGC shit USPS has a ton of unionized lazy BLACK employees who spend their days doing nothing but filing EEO complaints and union grievances against USPS management. Your job will be to defend management against this bullshit. |
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:07 PM Author: bonkers gaping i once had the post office lose my package - like it opened in their warehouse and they found the package, but the item was gone. sent them a rude letter but never heard back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101657) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 1:19 PM Author: seedy area wrinkle USPS is SPS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29101729) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 5:03 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29103280) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:07 PM Author: dark shrine cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#29278785) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:15 PM Author: avocado hilarious temple Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3033765&forum_id=2#30543970) |