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What ruined Star Wars more: Midichlorians, or Jar Jar Binks?

I actually think it was midichlorians. Suddenly "the Fo...
light water buffalo
  11/05/15
midichlorians is for sure worse from a lore standpoint, fort...
mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life
  11/05/15
Mitochondria, a symbiotic organism with its own DNA.
abnormal violet plaza telephone
  11/05/15
turns out George Lucas is a huge idiot
crawly state codepig
  11/05/15
We owe a lot to Lawrence Kasdan.
abnormal violet plaza telephone
  11/05/15
indeed we do
crawly state codepig
  11/05/15
ewoks
Red comical halford locale
  11/05/15
The fucking SECOND Death Star.
abnormal violet plaza telephone
  11/05/15
Ep 7 has a THIRD one.
Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse
  11/05/15
Well fuck my ass
abnormal violet plaza telephone
  11/05/15
Its literally a remix A New Hope with more nigger.
Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse
  11/05/15
Green screens and CGI, obv.
big-titted amber kitchen
  11/05/15
Pretty sure the original trilogy had plenty of green (back t...
Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse
  11/05/15
the original trilogy barely used green/blue screens - the de...
light water buffalo
  11/05/15
In the prequals, Lucas used sets that could have come out St...
Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse
  11/05/15
actually this might be the correct response. fucking George ...
light water buffalo
  11/05/15
yeah this is basically the overarching thesis of the red let...
mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life
  11/05/15
wholly shit 180
crawly state codepig
  11/05/15
Jar Jar
Cruel-hearted wonderful becky
  11/05/15
Lol nobody gave a fuck whether they explained the force with...
concupiscible nowag
  11/05/15
Anakin being a whiny bitch, turning on a life of training an...
aromatic stead immigrant
  11/05/15
Yeah I think this is right. There's no clear motivation in t...
medicated naked hunting ground
  11/05/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y
multi-colored stubborn hairy legs
  11/05/15
JarJar /thread
stirring pervert degenerate
  11/05/15
counterpoint https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3...
mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life
  11/05/15
These fan theories are faggot.
vivacious ticket booth nibblets
  11/05/15
no YOU'R faggot
mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life
  11/05/15
fun read nonetheless
Grizzly Idiotic Sandwich Senate
  11/05/15
It was stupid to bring in midiclorians, but it's not quite a...
Fragrant transparent electric furnace public bath
  11/05/15
i just looked up the SWI script & confirmed you are corr...
Adulterous trip really tough guy school
  11/05/15
hi plinkett
Adulterous trip really tough guy school
  11/05/15
Jar Jar and it isn't close. Midiclorians are mentioned in li...
bisexual center stain
  11/05/15
I vote midichlorians
Boyish amethyst volcanic crater heaven
  12/15/17
What's bad about Midichlorians?
electric chartreuse area
  12/15/17
midichlorians was more undermining of the basic structure of...
Jade irradiated pocket flask
  12/15/17
Disney should just make a SWepI special edition with new dia...
Fragrant transparent electric furnace public bath
  12/15/17


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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: light water buffalo

I actually think it was midichlorians. Suddenly "the Force" isn't some enigmatic, mystical, awesome power, it's just a bunch of...microscopic organisms, or something? Seriously, what in the fuck is a midichlorian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120628)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life

midichlorians is for sure worse from a lore standpoint, fortunately they seem to have gradually kind of pretended that never happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120643)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: abnormal violet plaza telephone

Mitochondria, a symbiotic organism with its own DNA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120648)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: crawly state codepig

turns out George Lucas is a huge idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120640)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: abnormal violet plaza telephone

We owe a lot to Lawrence Kasdan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120657)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: crawly state codepig

indeed we do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120805)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Red comical halford locale

ewoks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120675)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: abnormal violet plaza telephone

The fucking SECOND Death Star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120690)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse

Ep 7 has a THIRD one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120750)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: abnormal violet plaza telephone

Well fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120759)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse

Its literally a remix A New Hope with more nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120781)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: big-titted amber kitchen

Green screens and CGI, obv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120688)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse

Pretty sure the original trilogy had plenty of green (back then blue) screens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120757)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: light water buffalo

the original trilogy barely used green/blue screens - the death star trench run was filmed by building a death star trench model out of wood, metal and plastic, putting some cameras above and inside the model, and then driving by the model in a pickup truck and throwing small explosives at it. (no, seriously, there's a video of the original star wars special effects team doing this.)

but even if we overestimate a bit and say the original star wars was like 10% green screens, the fact is that the prequels were like 50+% green screens. every fucking scene is shot in front of a bunch of gungans or flying ships or droid armies or giant fake waterfalls or whatever the fuck. it's horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120791)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Odious bright dingle berry crackhouse

In the prequals, Lucas used sets that could have come out Star Trek: The Next Generation, but thought he could make the scene interesting by green-screening windows with thousands of little flying things in them. Lol, nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120817)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: light water buffalo

actually this might be the correct response. fucking George Lucas, he shot all the prequels in front of a green screen and 90% of it is just fucking boring political dialogue between two people in a room with no action. it's like watching C-SPAN with added special effects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120758)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life

yeah this is basically the overarching thesis of the red letter media videos

even if the story somehow gets partially redeemed in the future (sith jar jar!) it can't change the fact that there are about 5 minutes in phantom menace and maybe 30 minutes in ROTS where anything interesting happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120786)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: crawly state codepig

wholly shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121252)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted wonderful becky

Jar Jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120752)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag

Lol nobody gave a fuck whether they explained the force with some technobabble BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120756)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: aromatic stead immigrant

Anakin being a whiny bitch, turning on a life of training and devotion to good in 5 minutes because he had a dream his non wife might die in child birth and some guy said he heard somewhere about Some other guy who brought someone back to life and that they could maybe figure it out to bring his wife back if she died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120787)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: medicated naked hunting ground

Yeah I think this is right. There's no clear motivation in the movies. It starts out with a trade embargo. Like wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120799)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: multi-colored stubborn hairy legs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120844)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: stirring pervert degenerate

JarJar

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120851)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life

counterpoint

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120884)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: vivacious ticket booth nibblets

These fan theories are faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120916)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling blathering hell love of her life

no YOU'R faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120926)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Idiotic Sandwich Senate

fun read nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121232)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Fragrant transparent electric furnace public bath

It was stupid to bring in midiclorians, but it's not quite as you stated. The force is still a mystical thing. Sensitivity to the force is a biological trait, determined by your midiclorians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120912)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Adulterous trip really tough guy school

i just looked up the SWI script & confirmed you are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120979)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: Adulterous trip really tough guy school

hi plinkett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120961)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: bisexual center stain

Jar Jar and it isn't close. Midiclorians are mentioned in like two scenes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121089)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish amethyst volcanic crater heaven

I vote midichlorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930559)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: electric chartreuse area

What's bad about Midichlorians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930563)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Jade irradiated pocket flask

midichlorians was more undermining of the basic structure of star wars mythology but jar jar was more aesthetically repulsive

the former on its own would be disappointing/careless but you could still create a decent movie using that concept. the latter just makes it unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930588)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Fragrant transparent electric furnace public bath

Disney should just make a SWepI special edition with new dialogue recorded over Jar Jar. His look and mannerisms are 120, yes, but I think the he could be mitigated with a better voice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930623)