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What ruined Star Wars more: Midichlorians, or Jar Jar Binks?
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: Anal nighttime circlehead candlestick maker I actually think it was midichlorians. Suddenly "the Force" isn't some enigmatic, mystical, awesome power, it's just a bunch of...microscopic organisms, or something? Seriously, what in the fuck is a midichlorian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120628) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: Sepia kitty midichlorians is for sure worse from a lore standpoint, fortunately they seem to have gradually kind of pretended that never happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120643) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: Titillating personal credit line Mitochondria, a symbiotic organism with its own DNA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120648) |
Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy preventive strike becky turns out George Lucas is a huge idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120640) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:39 PM Author: Titillating personal credit line We owe a lot to Lawrence Kasdan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120657) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy preventive strike becky indeed we do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120805) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:41 PM Author: supple orange french chef goal in life ewoks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120675) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: Titillating personal credit line The fucking SECOND Death Star. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120690) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: soggy prole headpube Ep 7 has a THIRD one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120750) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: Titillating personal credit line Well fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120759) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM Author: soggy prole headpube Its literally a remix A New Hope with more nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120781) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Amber Generalized Bond Jew Green screens and CGI, obv. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120688) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: soggy prole headpube Pretty sure the original trilogy had plenty of green (back then blue) screens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120757) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: Anal nighttime circlehead candlestick maker the original trilogy barely used green/blue screens - the death star trench run was filmed by building a death star trench model out of wood, metal and plastic, putting some cameras above and inside the model, and then driving by the model in a pickup truck and throwing small explosives at it. (no, seriously, there's a video of the original star wars special effects team doing this.)
but even if we overestimate a bit and say the original star wars was like 10% green screens, the fact is that the prequels were like 50+% green screens. every fucking scene is shot in front of a bunch of gungans or flying ships or droid armies or giant fake waterfalls or whatever the fuck. it's horrible. |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: soggy prole headpube In the prequals, Lucas used sets that could have come out Star Trek: The Next Generation, but thought he could make the scene interesting by green-screening windows with thousands of little flying things in them. Lol, nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120817) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: Anal nighttime circlehead candlestick maker actually this might be the correct response. fucking George Lucas, he shot all the prequels in front of a green screen and 90% of it is just fucking boring political dialogue between two people in a room with no action. it's like watching C-SPAN with added special effects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120758) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM Author: Sepia kitty yeah this is basically the overarching thesis of the red letter media videos
even if the story somehow gets partially redeemed in the future (sith jar jar!) it can't change the fact that there are about 5 minutes in phantom menace and maybe 30 minutes in ROTS where anything interesting happens |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy preventive strike becky wholly shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121252) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: Silver parlor cuckoldry Jar Jar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120752) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM Author: navy foreskin Lol nobody gave a fuck whether they explained the force with some technobabble BS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120756) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM Author: irradiated place of business Anakin being a whiny bitch, turning on a life of training and devotion to good in 5 minutes because he had a dream his non wife might die in child birth and some guy said he heard somewhere about Some other guy who brought someone back to life and that they could maybe figure it out to bring his wife back if she died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120787) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: wine senate brethren Yeah I think this is right. There's no clear motivation in the movies. It starts out with a trade embargo. Like wtf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120799) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:58 PM Author: Trip orchid organic girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120844) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Bull headed trailer park queen of the night JarJar /thread |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:02 PM Author: Sepia kitty counterpoint
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/ |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:07 PM Author: jet-lagged violent nibblets school cafeteria These fan theories are faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120916) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:08 PM Author: Sepia kitty no YOU'R faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120926) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:49 PM Author: duck-like telephone fun read nonetheless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121232) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:06 PM Author: cracking bawdyhouse antidepressant drug It was stupid to bring in midiclorians, but it's not quite as you stated. The force is still a mystical thing. Sensitivity to the force is a biological trait, determined by your midiclorians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120912) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: beady-eyed cuck community account i just looked up the SWI script & confirmed you are correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120979) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:13 PM Author: beady-eyed cuck community account hi plinkett (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120961) |
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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: insanely creepy startled legal warrant yarmulke Jar Jar and it isn't close. Midiclorians are mentioned in like two scenes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121089) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:51 PM Author: glassy mood spot I vote midichlorians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930559) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:52 PM Author: marvelous milk What's bad about Midichlorians? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930563) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:57 PM Author: Ebony Aromatic Police Squad midichlorians was more undermining of the basic structure of star wars mythology but jar jar was more aesthetically repulsive
the former on its own would be disappointing/careless but you could still create a decent movie using that concept. the latter just makes it unwatchable. |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 8:05 PM Author: cracking bawdyhouse antidepressant drug Disney should just make a SWepI special edition with new dialogue recorded over Jar Jar. His look and mannerisms are 120, yes, but I think the he could be mitigated with a better voice.
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