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What ruined Star Wars more: Midichlorians, or Jar Jar Binks?

I actually think it was midichlorians. Suddenly "the Fo...
Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol
  11/05/15
midichlorians is for sure worse from a lore standpoint, fort...
Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water
  11/05/15
Mitochondria, a symbiotic organism with its own DNA.
well-lubricated buff parlor psychic
  11/05/15
turns out George Lucas is a huge idiot
trip beta point sweet tailpipe
  11/05/15
We owe a lot to Lawrence Kasdan.
well-lubricated buff parlor psychic
  11/05/15
indeed we do
trip beta point sweet tailpipe
  11/05/15
ewoks
histrionic stock car
  11/05/15
The fucking SECOND Death Star.
well-lubricated buff parlor psychic
  11/05/15
Ep 7 has a THIRD one.
spruce cuckold
  11/05/15
Well fuck my ass
well-lubricated buff parlor psychic
  11/05/15
Its literally a remix A New Hope with more nigger.
spruce cuckold
  11/05/15
Green screens and CGI, obv.
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  11/05/15
Pretty sure the original trilogy had plenty of green (back t...
spruce cuckold
  11/05/15
the original trilogy barely used green/blue screens - the de...
Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol
  11/05/15
In the prequals, Lucas used sets that could have come out St...
spruce cuckold
  11/05/15
actually this might be the correct response. fucking George ...
Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol
  11/05/15
yeah this is basically the overarching thesis of the red let...
Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water
  11/05/15
wholly shit 180
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  11/05/15
Jar Jar
180 nowag
  11/05/15
Lol nobody gave a fuck whether they explained the force with...
Vengeful crackhouse partner
  11/05/15
Anakin being a whiny bitch, turning on a life of training an...
Soul-stirring Hateful Locus
  11/05/15
Yeah I think this is right. There's no clear motivation in t...
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  11/05/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y
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  11/05/15
JarJar /thread
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  11/05/15
counterpoint https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3...
Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water
  11/05/15
These fan theories are faggot.
emerald state
  11/05/15
no YOU'R faggot
Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water
  11/05/15
fun read nonetheless
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  11/05/15
It was stupid to bring in midiclorians, but it's not quite a...
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  11/05/15
i just looked up the SWI script & confirmed you are corr...
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  11/05/15
hi plinkett
startled submissive box office
  11/05/15
Jar Jar and it isn't close. Midiclorians are mentioned in li...
Claret corner
  11/05/15
I vote midichlorians
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  12/15/17
What's bad about Midichlorians?
Sick gay turdskin
  12/15/17
midichlorians was more undermining of the basic structure of...
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  12/15/17
Disney should just make a SWepI special edition with new dia...
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  12/15/17


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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol

I actually think it was midichlorians. Suddenly "the Force" isn't some enigmatic, mystical, awesome power, it's just a bunch of...microscopic organisms, or something? Seriously, what in the fuck is a midichlorian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120628)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water

midichlorians is for sure worse from a lore standpoint, fortunately they seem to have gradually kind of pretended that never happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120643)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated buff parlor psychic

Mitochondria, a symbiotic organism with its own DNA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120648)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: trip beta point sweet tailpipe

turns out George Lucas is a huge idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120640)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated buff parlor psychic

We owe a lot to Lawrence Kasdan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120657)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: trip beta point sweet tailpipe

indeed we do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120805)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: histrionic stock car

ewoks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120675)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated buff parlor psychic

The fucking SECOND Death Star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120690)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: spruce cuckold

Ep 7 has a THIRD one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120750)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated buff parlor psychic

Well fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120759)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: spruce cuckold

Its literally a remix A New Hope with more nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120781)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready aquamarine forum

Green screens and CGI, obv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120688)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: spruce cuckold

Pretty sure the original trilogy had plenty of green (back then blue) screens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120757)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol

the original trilogy barely used green/blue screens - the death star trench run was filmed by building a death star trench model out of wood, metal and plastic, putting some cameras above and inside the model, and then driving by the model in a pickup truck and throwing small explosives at it. (no, seriously, there's a video of the original star wars special effects team doing this.)

but even if we overestimate a bit and say the original star wars was like 10% green screens, the fact is that the prequels were like 50+% green screens. every fucking scene is shot in front of a bunch of gungans or flying ships or droid armies or giant fake waterfalls or whatever the fuck. it's horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120791)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: spruce cuckold

In the prequals, Lucas used sets that could have come out Star Trek: The Next Generation, but thought he could make the scene interesting by green-screening windows with thousands of little flying things in them. Lol, nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120817)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted coldplay fan pistol

actually this might be the correct response. fucking George Lucas, he shot all the prequels in front of a green screen and 90% of it is just fucking boring political dialogue between two people in a room with no action. it's like watching C-SPAN with added special effects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120758)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water

yeah this is basically the overarching thesis of the red letter media videos

even if the story somehow gets partially redeemed in the future (sith jar jar!) it can't change the fact that there are about 5 minutes in phantom menace and maybe 30 minutes in ROTS where anything interesting happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120786)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: trip beta point sweet tailpipe

wholly shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121252)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: 180 nowag

Jar Jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120752)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Vengeful crackhouse partner

Lol nobody gave a fuck whether they explained the force with some technobabble BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120756)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hateful Locus

Anakin being a whiny bitch, turning on a life of training and devotion to good in 5 minutes because he had a dream his non wife might die in child birth and some guy said he heard somewhere about Some other guy who brought someone back to life and that they could maybe figure it out to bring his wife back if she died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120787)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Drab Odious Trailer Park Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah I think this is right. There's no clear motivation in the movies. It starts out with a trade embargo. Like wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120799)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: bisexual abusive place of business windowlicker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120844)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: vibrant sex offender tanning salon

JarJar

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120851)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water

counterpoint

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120884)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:07 PM
Author: emerald state

These fan theories are faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120916)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Fishy Unhinged Boiling Water

no YOU'R faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120926)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: shimmering school cafeteria friendly grandma

fun read nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121232)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy genital piercing generalized bond

It was stupid to bring in midiclorians, but it's not quite as you stated. The force is still a mystical thing. Sensitivity to the force is a biological trait, determined by your midiclorians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120912)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: startled submissive box office

i just looked up the SWI script & confirmed you are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120979)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:13 PM
Author: startled submissive box office

hi plinkett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29120961)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Claret corner

Jar Jar and it isn't close. Midiclorians are mentioned in like two scenes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#29121089)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: adventurous pearly juggernaut

I vote midichlorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930559)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Sick gay turdskin

What's bad about Midichlorians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930563)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: stirring ticket booth son of senegal

midichlorians was more undermining of the basic structure of star wars mythology but jar jar was more aesthetically repulsive

the former on its own would be disappointing/careless but you could still create a decent movie using that concept. the latter just makes it unwatchable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930588)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz burgundy genital piercing generalized bond

Disney should just make a SWepI special edition with new dialogue recorded over Jar Jar. His look and mannerisms are 120, yes, but I think the he could be mitigated with a better voice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3036980&forum_id=2#34930623)