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TWIST: hell is entirely made up.
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Mary and Joseph weren't married yet when the Holy Spirit &qu...
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it's a beta religion too: turn the other cheek, original sin...
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So this Christmas, remember that Jesus is the spawn of an AL...
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god is beta?
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no, Joseph is beta
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Are you familiar with this story?
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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Orange center athletic conference



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: frisky sadistic mexican institution



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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:47 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: spectacular multi-billionaire



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: claret step-uncle's house



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Violent Cheese-eating Private Investor National Security Agency



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: Rose theater stage fat ankles



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: tripping garrison place of business

most unbelievable part of the bible: this super alpha god is going to go around fucking vaginas? Sorry, not buying it.

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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Domesticated cream twinkling uncleanness pozpig

cr god is an IFNB MUSTLENUT. trinity is GOD and 2 TRAINING TWINKS.

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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine dog poop

ROFL

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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Indigo bossy lay



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Mahogany Nighttime Piazza



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Date: November 15th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: cracking aquamarine library

underrated

gonna go to hell for laughing

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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Autistic Narrow-minded Site Round Eye

TWIST: hell is entirely made up.

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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: wonderful naked theater volcanic crater



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth patrolman



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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Orange center athletic conference



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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: wonderful naked theater volcanic crater



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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated tanning salon

Mary and Joseph weren't married yet when the Holy Spirit "came upon her."

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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Provocative Thirsty Pit Sweet Tailpipe

Lol

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Date: November 16th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic locus



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Racy Bat Shit Crazy Giraffe

LOL, thanks for this.

It did not occur to me until just now that a fundamental pillar of Christianity is founded on some random unmarried arab jew woman getting knocked up by a Chad while engaged to a beta, and subsequently coming up with such an outrageous lie to cover up her one-night bang fest that it actually worked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194782)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: doobsian theatre

it's a beta religion too: turn the other cheek, original sin, saved by grace, suffer in this life for reward in the next, all of it is beta as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#29194812)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Orange center athletic conference

So this Christmas, remember that Jesus is the spawn of an ALPHA PUMP-AND-DUMP CHAD and was raised by a BETA PROVIDER.

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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ultramarine dog poop

god is beta?

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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Orange center athletic conference

no, Joseph is beta

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Date: November 17th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: scarlet rehab

Are you familiar with this story?

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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: Frum church

lots of godless neckbeards from trashy unchristian families here. very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32154922)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: talented masturbator

LOL you dumb rednecks haven't ever even Nietzsched at all.

EDIT: Seriously, though, at least in Catholic school they broke this down for us. I distinctly remember in CCD, in confirmation classes and in Religion classes, the teachers pointing out that the Holy Spirit had to come to Joseph and backup Mary's story because that betacuck was getting uppity and thinking he might singlemompwn the Blessed Mother.

http://biblehub.com/matthew/1-20.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#32155074)



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Date: August 13th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Orange center athletic conference

Hang on--the Bible (according to what I'm reading here: http://biblehub.com/niv/matthew/1.htm ) says that the child of the virgin Mary was to be called Immanuel, and yet Joseph decided to name him Jesus. Why did he do that? The Holy Spirit wanted the baby to be called something, and then Joseph said "fuck that noise, I'm gonna call him something totally different."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046075&forum_id=2#33976467)



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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful naked theater volcanic crater



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Date: November 17th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Orange center athletic conference



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: wonderful naked theater volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Orange center athletic conference



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Date: December 21st, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: wonderful naked theater volcanic crater



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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Citrine trailer park



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Date: December 24th, 2015 9:30 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:09 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:10 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:13 AM
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Date: August 13th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: claret step-uncle's house



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Date: December 7th, 2017 11:58 AM
Author: claret step-uncle's house



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: frisky sadistic mexican institution

Reminder: Mary was like 15 at the time

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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:05 PM
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