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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine wow, an intelligent refrigerator that can talk to my phone. i'm so fucking excited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515684) |
Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: Glittery hilarious foreskin chad watch this and tell me if you're still unexcited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ-QsPoqCxI |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: dashing multi-billionaire house OH WHAT A MILK CARTON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515698) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:51 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine are you serious? this is one of the stupidest videos i've seen in a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515713) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:57 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage Why the fuck would I want a milk app?
Oh, it can tell me how much milk I have -- sort of like my eyes? |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:58 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine it also knows when your milk is spoiled! sort of like your nose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515760) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:59 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage In the future, shitty trinkets connected to the internet will tell me everything I already know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515771) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:01 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine and it texts you? how annoying would that be getting 1000 texts per day about INANE BULLSHIT from your appliances. it's bad enough just dealing with people's retarded texts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515779) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:04 AM Author: Misanthropic indian lodge ---you are 40% done with your milk -- it will expire in 3.2 days -- reminder you have only 4 cycles of laundry left before you are out of detergent -- WARNING DANGER ZONE: you ran out of peanutbutter -- hey, fatass, you haven't eaten any of your vegetables yet. |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:06 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (u spontaneously erupt in the board room) FUCKING GOD DAMMIT WHAT???! (u look at ur phone: 863 incomprehensible new messages) (u drive as quickly as possible to the house) u find Fido zooming around the living room on a Roomba, drooling like a hideously contented moron |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:09 AM Author: Misanthropic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515835) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:44 PM Author: 180 yellow ratface lol, motherfucking phone STILL buzzing w/ new messages the whole time you're driving to the house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518355) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage BZZZZZZT.
Attention: Unofficial milk refill detected. |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:07 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515824) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:08 AM Author: Concupiscible legal warrant cuck This is ur toaster, my crumb pan is full. Also, I love sunbeam bread! So buy it at Amazon.
5 seconds pass:
Sir, this is ur breadbox. I am currently low on sunbeam bread and the toaster tells me it enjoys toasting sunbeam bread as much as I love storing sunbeam bread. I have just added 3 loafs of sunbeam bread to your Amazon app. Click ok to buy
20 seconds later:
Sir, this is ur refrigerator. I noticed the breadbox added sunbeam Bread to your Amazon cart. I also believe you are low on Coca Cola classic to go with your toasted sunbeam bread. Should I add Coca-Cola classic go your Amazon cart?
30 seconds later:
Sir, this is your wine cooler. I noticed you've been interested in sunbeam bread at Amazon. Should I add 4 boxes of sunbeam owned company wine to the cart for you to enjoy with your toast?
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:09 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop Sponsored Poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515839) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:09 AM Author: Misanthropic indian lodge WE NOTICE YOU ARE OUT OF BREAD. HERE'S A 15 MINUTE "FLASH DEAL" WHERE YOU CAN SAVE $3. QUICK BUY. QUICK BUY QUICK BUY!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515842) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 1:09 PM Author: Comical Hissy Fit Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518517) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:02 AM Author: Misanthropic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515792) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:13 AM Author: orange violent boltzmann filthpig why would anyone think this is a worthwhile product to develop? this would just be an irritation to have to deal with (cleaning, filling it up) and solves a non-existent problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515867) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:49 PM Author: maniacal house-broken national Siri: "Your refridgerator left a message for you. WOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515701) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:03 AM Author: racy grizzly bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515794) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:06 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515821) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:12 AM Author: Stimulating preventive strike useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515856) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:31 AM Author: vibrant bright immigrant feces 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29516010) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:29 PM Author: Claret bateful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518252) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:41 PM Author: Aquamarine electric nibblets selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518328) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:50 PM Author: adventurous gaming laptop pretty sure this is the reaction of the public at large and why it hasn't taken off as rapidly as everyone predicted
that, and great, now someone can hack my fucking toaster. all that kooky unrealistic shit you see in movies where people hack things in no way connected to the internet could come to pass. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:53 PM Author: maniacal house-broken national *inserts virus in your apartment*
*shower turns cold after 30 seconds* |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:56 PM Author: adventurous gaming laptop *pimply neighbor hacks your smoke detector to start beeping*
*pimply neighbor hacks your microphone to turn on, cranks sensitivity to max*
*pimply neighbor turns on your surround system*
*someone calls the cops because your house sounds like a fucking nuke is about to go off*
*FBI storms your house and kills your dog* |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:08 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515830) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Iridescent death wish parlor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518889) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:54 PM Author: flirting big rehab double fault what is this exactly? there's this partner i work with who is obsessed with this nonsense but his articles are impenetrable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515736) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:02 AM Author: Concupiscible legal warrant cuck Basically making a smart toaster or couch or door or window that you can control from anywhere in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515788) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:02 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine all of your house appliances and your car and everything are going to be smart computers that are connected to the cloud and your smartphone and they'll be able to talk to you and talk to each other and intelligently work in concert to make your life better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515789) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:04 AM Author: flirting big rehab double fault what are the legal issues implicated by this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515804) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:05 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine product liability law$uit goldrush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515812) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:13 AM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage "make your life better"
Not likely. |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:04 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop cameron driving ur ferrari into a ditch from the convenience of his HS classroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515798) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:05 AM Author: charismatic temple I like anything that increases productivity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515809) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:20 AM Author: henna mental disorder orchestra pit Apt poast/moniker synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515914) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:08 AM Author: sadistic background story plaza SAMSUNG HYUNDAI LG FUCK YOU ALL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515828) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:10 AM Author: Painfully honest nursing home international law enforcement agency The smart milk jug doesn't look like something that I would want. Just technology for the sake of technology, rather than for the sake of actually improving the product.
I dealt with one company that was trying to sell me a piece of industrial equipment that was oh so great because it had a timer that counted by the tenth of a second. Never mind that the thing that the equipment did only needed to measured in minutes, never mind that the equipment had no other new features. They were trying to sell it as some high tech upgrade. Not very appetizing. |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:12 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop Your boomer dad visiting your house, shouting into oblivion at the top of his lungs:
ECHO THING, MAKE MY TOAST.
I SAID, MAKE MY TOAST.
ECHO, MAKE THE TOAST.
TOAST.
PLEASE.
TOAST.
Echo: Five hundred sixty eight thousand nine hundred seventy-four and three fifths results for: Toast.
NO I SAID MAKE ME TOAST.
ECHO TOAST YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!
Echo: Reported to RBI :) |
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Date: May 27th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: Yapping Deranged Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#30571492) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:20 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine Tech research firm Gartner predicts that we’ll see 30 billion devices connected to the internet by 2020.
In a keynote presentation at the 2014 Consumer Electronics Show, Cisco’s (CSCO) CEO, John Chambers, reckons we’re in store for 50 billion devices, which will open up a $19-trillion opportunity.
Meanwhile, IDC expects the number to top 210 billion by 2020.
“We think the Internet of [Things] is the biggest transition for the internet since the birth of the internet,” says Kip Compton, a Senior Vice President at Cisco."
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:20 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop Just add 19 trillion dollars of value bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515921) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:22 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine lmfao.
here's another example of one of these intelligent devices that will connect to the internet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9tVckcCz-c |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:23 AM Author: adventurous gaming laptop man eggs stay good fucking forever. like a month past the expiration date in many cases. ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515942) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:35 PM Author: Laughsome Faggotry Elastic Band LOL I HATE TECHNOLOGY
Sent from my Iridium |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:36 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage Silicon Valley intends to fill my kitchen with dumb shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518297) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:20 AM Author: Lascivious self-centered chapel that milk thing is one of the biggest wastes of time and effort i've ever seen. "this is a problem a lot of people have." really? you can use an iphone that's linked to a computerized milk bottle but you can't figure out if you're running out of milk or if it's starting to smell bad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515919) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:24 AM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine is this possibly satire? like some sort of mass performance art? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515946) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:37 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage Has to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518300) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:27 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518239) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: carnelian vivacious mad-dog skullcap none of the Hacker News dudes in this thread seemed to be into it
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10807228 |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: diverse seedy station party of the first part "Hang on let me connect my bluetooth" will be the new catchphrase of are generation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518315) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:42 PM Author: Aqua Hyperventilating Hall Kitty make fun of wifi thermostats all you want but its 180 being able to change the temp in the house in the middle of the night from my smartphone without having to walk down two flights of stairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518334) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:42 PM Author: blue therapy my shitty home wifi can't handle two phones, two computers, and a playstation. can't wait until my fucking NutriBullet is trying to send packets too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518337) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Aqua Hyperventilating Hall Kitty i used to have this problem. in my house there are three rokus, three tablets, two smart phones and a nest thermostat. shit was dropping all the time. then i paid more for a better router that got good reviews and it solved the problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518423) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 1:06 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine why are you messing with your thermostat so much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518510) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:46 PM Author: Titillating puppy I don't get the point of connecting certain things to the internet. It seems like some things are actually made WORSE by 'hi-teching' them up too much. A classic example is those sensor-operated taps. I guess they prevent water wastage or whatnot but half the time they don't even work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518377) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:50 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine cr. if you want to save water in a public bathroom, the low-tech solution of just pressing down and getting 5 seconds of water was and is still better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518408) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:50 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage Then they were combined with those ultra-efficient high pressure aerators that blast little needles of water.
You struggle to get damn thing to turn on, and then it blasts water all over your shirt and pants. |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 1:56 PM Author: Shaky Spot the point of those is so you don't have to touch the faucet handles that have also been touched by dozens of other doods immediately after grabbing their cocks and/or wiping their assholes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518815) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:44 PM Author: thirsty cruise ship Feature not a bug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#35657414) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: Ultramarine Impertinent Stage And then Millennials will compound the idiocy by insisting that the notifications be hip and informal.
"Hey there, Whirlpool Coolmax Refrigerator here . . ." |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Shaky Spot whatever bro. some of that shit is useful and a lot of it is stupid, it's still a net positive. plus if more of that crap becomes trendy then it will just push down the prices of "dumb" electronics.
the milk thing is really stupid although it potentially could be good if it works to convince women that they won't immediately die if they eat or drink something that is one day past expiration. |
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Date: May 27th, 2016 2:58 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#30571336) |
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Date: February 4th, 2016 1:15 PM Author: Filthy Navy Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29751140) |
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Date: February 4th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy gas station have you considered that it might free up more time for poasting or humping your sex robot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29751158) |
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Date: May 27th, 2016 3:26 PM Author: umber provocative organic girlfriend macaca Fuck that. Already have a gf to small penis humiliate me. Don't need my fucking sex robot getting my toaster and fridge in on the joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#30571538) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:41 PM Author: thirsty cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#35657393) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:46 PM Author: magenta market hunting ground I'm not excited about anything. Let alone things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#35657427) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:03 PM Author: Translucent Razzmatazz Business Firm Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#35657589) |