anyone else NOT excited about the internet of things?
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:48 PM Author: medicated kitchen cuckold
watch this and tell me if you're still unexcited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ-QsPoqCxI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515688) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:04 AM Author: Transparent mental disorder
---you are 40% done with your milk
-- it will expire in 3.2 days
-- reminder you have only 4 cycles of laundry left before you are out of detergent
-- WARNING DANGER ZONE: you ran out of peanutbutter
-- hey, fatass, you haven't eaten any of your vegetables yet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515801) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:06 AM Author: Cracking Tank
BZZZZT
BZZZZT
BZZZZT
BZZZZT
BZZZZT
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(u spontaneously erupt in the board room)
FUCKING GOD DAMMIT WHAT???!
(u look at ur phone: 863 incomprehensible new messages)
(u drive as quickly as possible to the house)
u find Fido zooming around the living room on a Roomba, drooling like a hideously contented moron
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515815) |
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:08 AM Author: Dull Awkward Native Police Squad
This is ur toaster, my crumb pan is full. Also, I love sunbeam bread! So buy it at Amazon.
5 seconds pass:
Sir, this is ur breadbox. I am currently low on sunbeam bread and the toaster tells me it enjoys toasting sunbeam bread as much as I love storing sunbeam bread. I have just added 3 loafs of sunbeam bread to your Amazon app. Click ok to buy
20 seconds later:
Sir, this is ur refrigerator. I noticed the breadbox added sunbeam
Bread to your Amazon cart. I also believe you are low on Coca Cola classic to go with your toasted sunbeam bread. Should I add Coca-Cola classic go your Amazon cart?
30 seconds later:
Sir, this is your wine cooler. I noticed you've been interested in sunbeam bread at Amazon. Should I add 4 boxes of sunbeam owned company wine to the cart for you to enjoy with your toast?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515832)
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:50 PM Author: Cracking Tank
pretty sure this is the reaction of the public at large and why it hasn't taken off as rapidly as everyone predicted
that, and great, now someone can hack my fucking toaster. all that kooky unrealistic shit you see in movies where people hack things in no way connected to the internet could come to pass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515706) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 11:56 PM Author: Cracking Tank
*pimply neighbor hacks your smoke detector to start beeping*
*pimply neighbor hacks your microphone to turn on, cranks sensitivity to max*
*pimply neighbor turns on your surround system*
*someone calls the cops because your house sounds like a fucking nuke is about to go off*
*FBI storms your house and kills your dog*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515745) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 12:10 AM Author: judgmental impertinent pistol
The smart milk jug doesn't look like something that I would want. Just technology for the sake of technology, rather than for the sake of actually improving the product.
I dealt with one company that was trying to sell me a piece of industrial equipment that was oh so great because it had a timer that counted by the tenth of a second. Never mind that the thing that the equipment did only needed to measured in minutes, never mind that the equipment had no other new features. They were trying to sell it as some high tech upgrade. Not very appetizing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515846) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 12:12 AM Author: Cracking Tank
Your boomer dad visiting your house, shouting into oblivion at the top of his lungs:
ECHO THING, MAKE MY TOAST.
I SAID, MAKE MY TOAST.
ECHO, MAKE THE TOAST.
TOAST.
PLEASE.
TOAST.
Echo: Five hundred sixty eight thousand nine hundred seventy-four and three fifths results for: Toast.
NO I SAID MAKE ME TOAST.
ECHO TOAST YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!
Echo: Reported to RBI :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515859) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 12:20 AM Author: Passionate box office
Tech research firm Gartner predicts that we’ll see 30 billion devices connected to the internet by 2020.
In a keynote presentation at the 2014 Consumer Electronics Show, Cisco’s (CSCO) CEO, John Chambers, reckons we’re in store for 50 billion devices, which will open up a $19-trillion opportunity.
Meanwhile, IDC expects the number to top 210 billion by 2020.
“We think the Internet of [Things] is the biggest transition for the internet since the birth of the internet,” says Kip Compton, a Senior Vice President at Cisco."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515916)
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Date: January 4th, 2016 12:22 AM Author: Passionate box office
lmfao.
here's another example of one of these intelligent devices that will connect to the internet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9tVckcCz-c
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29515928) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: drab charismatic casino telephone
none of the Hacker News dudes in this thread seemed to be into it
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10807228
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518309) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: Unholy boyish chad abode
And then Millennials will compound the idiocy by insisting that the notifications be hip and informal.
"Hey there, Whirlpool Coolmax Refrigerator here . . ."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518463) |
Date: January 4th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: stimulating sienna halford
whatever bro. some of that shit is useful and a lot of it is stupid, it's still a net positive. plus if more of that crap becomes trendy then it will just push down the prices of "dumb" electronics.
the milk thing is really stupid although it potentially could be good if it works to convince women that they won't immediately die if they eat or drink something that is one day past expiration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3086904&forum_id=2#29518857) |
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