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Hypo: you end up in a lifeboat in middle of ocean w/Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham

You have supplies for three people for 21 days. However Dun...
Passionate school
  03/21/16
1) Shoot Dunham with flare gun. 2) Use sunscreen as lube...
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  03/21/16
You're going to need to set up a scenario where killing Dunh...
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  03/21/16
Tons of fat muscle on Dunham will help us stretch 21 days of...
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  03/21/16
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  03/21/16
no way the assumed dude in this situation survives SQUAD MEN...
Talented people who are hurt
  03/21/16
use your razor-sharp lawyer mind to outsmart them. come on, ...
Passionate school
  03/21/16
I am a woman familiar with female minds - hypothetical male ...
Talented people who are hurt
  03/21/16
no
Passionate school
  03/21/16
U gonna need that sunblock, doobs
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  03/21/16
CR. Keep my boi pale/pure
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  11/01/19
after hanging himself with the rope
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  02/12/19
Tie Dunham to boat, push overboard. In ten days or so she wi...
vivacious internal respiration
  03/21/16
and eaten by sharks hopefully
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  05/01/16
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Passionate school
  03/25/16
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  03/25/16
*T Swift watching in abject terror as you raise your bloodie...
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  03/25/16
Throw Dunham off the boat. Tie up Taylor. Enjoy the rest o...
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  03/25/16
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  05/01/16
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  05/01/16
Also throw the flare overboard so taylor can't use it to sig...
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  05/01/16
You strain to lift Dunham's lard body overboard. She begins...
Passionate school
  05/01/16
...
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  04/26/18
(Syrian "refugee")
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  05/01/16
*save $50,000*
Aromatic Giraffe
  06/28/16
The CR is to murder both. Use Swift as bait to fish, use Len...
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  03/25/16
tell dunham that she can't have extra rations, and she has t...
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  03/25/16
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  11/01/19
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Passionate school
  05/01/16
Roll Dunham overboard while Taylor is asleep, throw flare gu...
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  05/01/16
have sex w/ dunham, so taylor gets jealous, isnt that a pUA ...
Aqua aphrodisiac corner
  05/01/16
Dunham's diseased cooch gives you a virus. You lay dying un...
Passionate school
  05/01/16
While you're limp dicking the fat feminist, taylor set off t...
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  05/01/16
Tie the rope around my nutsack and order Swift to kick it wh...
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I tell Dunham that there is a massive atlantic bluefin tuna ...
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Passionate school
  06/28/16
Ask if either one of them has read at least several dozen bo...
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  04/26/18
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Passionate school
  02/12/19
Tell them we're going to play moby dick then call Taylor &qu...
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  02/12/19
Review your number of flair gun shells - good, you have thre...
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  02/12/19
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:15 AM
Author: Passionate school

You have supplies for three people for 21 days. However Dunham says she has blood sugar issues and needs extra rations.

You also have a flare gun, a rope, and a bottle of sunscreen, which Dunham has already lathered herself with.

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104050)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Bespoke halford gaming laptop

1) Shoot Dunham with flare gun.

2) Use sunscreen as lube with Swift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104063)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Passionate school

You're going to need to set up a scenario where killing Dunham was necessary. Doubt T-Swift is going to be down with you straight up murdering her friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104065)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: Bespoke halford gaming laptop

Tons of fat muscle on Dunham will help us stretch 21 days of food to 9 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104067)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal circlehead menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104091)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Talented people who are hurt

no way the assumed dude in this situation survives SQUAD MENTALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104085)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:33 AM
Author: Passionate school

use your razor-sharp lawyer mind to outsmart them. come on, you've been trained for three years in how to think in one of the most intellectually rigorous institutions in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104104)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: Talented people who are hurt

I am a woman familiar with female minds - hypothetical male on this boat will be det in no time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104113)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Passionate school

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104115)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious internal respiration

U gonna need that sunblock, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104121)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: House-broken Cyan Area Juggernaut

CR. Keep my boi pale/pure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137756)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Frisky iridescent property gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30138215)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057906)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: light national security agency deer antler

after hanging himself with the rope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771498)



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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:32 AM
Author: vivacious internal respiration

Tie Dunham to boat, push overboard. In ten days or so she will be dramatically better looking and cured of blood sugar issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104097)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: bull headed embarrassed to the bone church

and eaten by sharks hopefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387602)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137633)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: federal brilliant range international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137665)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Step-uncle's House

*T Swift watching in abject terror as you raise your bloodied mouth from Dunham's open intestines to 'find other food sources'*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137969)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle half-breed

Throw Dunham off the boat. Tie up Taylor. Enjoy the rest of the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137704)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: drunken coffee pot bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137764)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Aqua aphrodisiac corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387628)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: indecent goyim boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387633)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: saffron trip volcanic crater stag film

Also throw the flare overboard so taylor can't use it to signal a rescue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387639)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Passionate school

You strain to lift Dunham's lard body overboard. She begins screaming that you're sexually assaulting her. Taylor, horrified, points the flare gun at you. "Wait," you say. "I was just kidding. Put the gun down."

"Taylor ice this rapist!" Dunham yells.

Taylor seems uncertain, hesitates. In that moment Dunham does a flying Yokozuna and flattens you out, puncturing the raft. All three of you sink and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387642)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#35928806)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Wonderful flesh nursing home

(Syrian "refugee")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387677)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Giraffe

*save $50,000*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30813535)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: obsidian exciting skinny woman

The CR is to murder both. Use Swift as bait to fish, use Lena as food for next decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30138094)



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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: supple erotic faggot firefighter

tell dunham that she can't have extra rations, and she has to have a normal share for the good of the boat.

Once she inevitably fails to live up to this and eats extra, you bring it up to taylor that we need to "get rid of her" for the good of the rest of us. Just tell Taylor not to worry about it after that.

Murder dunham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30138231)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: pontificating contagious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057701)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387586)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: bull headed embarrassed to the bone church

Roll Dunham overboard while Taylor is asleep, throw flare gun overboard to eliminate chance of rescue. Use rope to fish and wait until we wash up on an uninhabited island then make Taylor a coconut bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387617)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Aqua aphrodisiac corner

have sex w/ dunham, so taylor gets jealous, isnt that a pUA tactic? turn it into sex w/ taylor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387648)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Passionate school

Dunham's diseased cooch gives you a virus. You lay dying under the hot sun as your skin fills with blisters. Dunham blows kisses at you and preens her fat sexy body for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387664)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: saffron trip volcanic crater stag film

While you're limp dicking the fat feminist, taylor set off the flare and you are all promptly rescued. Once in safety, the feminist files rape accusations at you and Taylor testifies against you leading to a 30 year prison sentence. You are then raped and murdered in jail by Tyrone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387669)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Soggy rusted theater stage milk

Tie the rope around my nutsack and order Swift to kick it while me and Dunham do a nuru masage with the sunscreen on her body. Use the video camera to document it all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387676)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: flushed ungodly new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057923)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling death wish

I tell Dunham that there is a massive atlantic bluefin tuna that is swimming right next to the boat. She dives in immediately. What she forgets is that since she is a disgusting PIG on her period she will bleed into the ocean like no other. She's a feminist SJW cunt fuck so she of course refuses to wear tampons cause "fuck the patriarchy".

Nearby shark bro will tear her to pieces. I will impregnate Taylor Swift and literally make her my cum dumpster for the next couple of weeks until we are rescued.

After that Swift will write a song about me at which point I will sue her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387698)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30813337)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed kitchen gunner

Ask if either one of them has read at least several dozen books at least somewhat related to nautical technology/navigation/survivalism, as I have.

go my own way when they start crying, losing hope as they realize the challenges of the world cannot be solved by a confessional essay about how commanding the seas feels to them on an emotional level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#35928830)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771487)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: Yellow Pea-brained Location Knife

Tell them we're going to play moby dick then call Taylor "Starbuck" and wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771504)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: startled space

Review your number of flair gun shells - good, you have three. Fire all three into your head while whispering "look what you made me do." Those two crazy bitches are on their own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771635)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Jade sandwich office

Tie up Taylor Swift in her sleep.

Murder Lena Dunham in her sleep by manually strangling her. Dispose of her carcass. By now TSwift should have woken up as a result of the ruckus created by Lena’s death.

Rape TSwift. Murder her afterwards. Remove rope, dispose of her body.

Enjoy 63 days of rations and blissful peace and quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057901)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 2:59 AM
Author: Passionate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39890107)