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Hypo: you end up in a lifeboat in middle of ocean w/Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:15 AM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon You have supplies for three people for 21 days. However Dunham says she has blood sugar issues and needs extra rations.
You also have a flare gun, a rope, and a bottle of sunscreen, which Dunham has already lathered herself with.
What's your strategy? |
Date: March 21st, 2016 9:19 AM Author: Peach rigor public bath 1) Shoot Dunham with flare gun.
2) Use sunscreen as lube with Swift |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:20 AM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon You're going to need to set up a scenario where killing Dunham was necessary. Doubt T-Swift is going to be down with you straight up murdering her friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104065) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:22 AM Author: Peach rigor public bath Tons of fat muscle on Dunham will help us stretch 21 days of food to 9 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104067) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:30 AM Author: deranged brilliant persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104091) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:29 AM Author: Marvelous topaz feces no way the assumed dude in this situation survives SQUAD MENTALITY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104085) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:33 AM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon use your razor-sharp lawyer mind to outsmart them. come on, you've been trained for three years in how to think in one of the most intellectually rigorous institutions in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104104) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:35 AM Author: Marvelous topaz feces I am a woman familiar with female minds - hypothetical male on this boat will be det in no time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104113) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:36 AM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104115) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:40 AM Author: heady voyeur U gonna need that sunblock, doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104121) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: Carmine Site Community Account CR. Keep my boi pale/pure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137756) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: Concupiscible gas station double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30138215) |
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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:22 PM Author: Azure blathering goal in life abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057906) |
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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:33 PM Author: titillating range stain after hanging himself with the rope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771498) |
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:32 AM Author: heady voyeur Tie Dunham to boat, push overboard. In ten days or so she will be dramatically better looking and cured of blood sugar issue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30104097) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:36 PM Author: Very tactful soggy lodge and eaten by sharks hopefully (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387602) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:10 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137633) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:13 PM Author: Excitant Dun Temple Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137665) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:50 PM Author: cruel-hearted poppy faggotry *T Swift watching in abject terror as you raise your bloodied mouth from Dunham's open intestines to 'find other food sources'* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137969) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:18 PM Author: Brindle outnumbered juggernaut rehab Throw Dunham off the boat. Tie up Taylor. Enjoy the rest of the trip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137704) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 9:26 PM Author: Sooty travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30137764) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:40 PM Author: razzle-dazzle rebellious prole bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387628) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Transparent hairraiser shitlib striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387633) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:42 PM Author: Pearl unholy corner Also throw the flare overboard so taylor can't use it to signal a rescue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387639) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:42 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon You strain to lift Dunham's lard body overboard. She begins screaming that you're sexually assaulting her. Taylor, horrified, points the flare gun at you. "Wait," you say. "I was just kidding. Put the gun down."
"Taylor ice this rapist!" Dunham yells.
Taylor seems uncertain, hesitates. In that moment Dunham does a flying Yokozuna and flattens you out, puncturing the raft. All three of you sink and die. |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#35928806) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:47 PM Author: fuchsia theater stage mad cow disease (Syrian "refugee") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387677) |
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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:55 PM Author: Offensive slippery heaven volcanic crater *save $50,000* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30813535) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:12 PM Author: Rose aromatic genital piercing The CR is to murder both. Use Swift as bait to fish, use Lena as food for next decade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30138094) |
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Date: March 25th, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Medicated big base tell dunham that she can't have extra rations, and she has to have a normal share for the good of the boat.
Once she inevitably fails to live up to this and eats extra, you bring it up to taylor that we need to "get rid of her" for the good of the rest of us. Just tell Taylor not to worry about it after that.
Murder dunham |
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Date: November 1st, 2019 1:37 PM Author: fragrant immigrant university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057701) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:34 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387586) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:38 PM Author: Very tactful soggy lodge Roll Dunham overboard while Taylor is asleep, throw flare gun overboard to eliminate chance of rescue. Use rope to fish and wait until we wash up on an uninhabited island then make Taylor a coconut bra. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387617) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle rebellious prole bawdyhouse have sex w/ dunham, so taylor gets jealous, isnt that a pUA tactic? turn it into sex w/ taylor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387648) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:45 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon Dunham's diseased cooch gives you a virus. You lay dying under the hot sun as your skin fills with blisters. Dunham blows kisses at you and preens her fat sexy body for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387664) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:45 PM Author: Pearl unholy corner While you're limp dicking the fat feminist, taylor set off the flare and you are all promptly rescued. Once in safety, the feminist files rape accusations at you and Taylor testifies against you leading to a 30 year prison sentence. You are then raped and murdered in jail by Tyrone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387669) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:46 PM Author: burgundy exciting point halford Tie the rope around my nutsack and order Swift to kick it while me and Dunham do a nuru masage with the sunscreen on her body. Use the video camera to document it all.
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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:26 PM Author: Comical Angry Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057923) |
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:49 PM Author: mentally impaired fantasy-prone weed whacker nursing home I tell Dunham that there is a massive atlantic bluefin tuna that is swimming right next to the boat. She dives in immediately. What she forgets is that since she is a disgusting PIG on her period she will bleed into the ocean like no other. She's a feminist SJW cunt fuck so she of course refuses to wear tampons cause "fuck the patriarchy".
Nearby shark bro will tear her to pieces. I will impregnate Taylor Swift and literally make her my cum dumpster for the next couple of weeks until we are rescued.
After that Swift will write a song about me at which point I will sue her. |
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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:36 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30813337) |
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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: beady-eyed garnet trailer park boistinker Ask if either one of them has read at least several dozen books at least somewhat related to nautical technology/navigation/survivalism, as I have.
go my own way when they start crying, losing hope as they realize the challenges of the world cannot be solved by a confessional essay about how commanding the seas feels to them on an emotional level. |
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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:31 PM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771487) |
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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:36 PM Author: Drunken Stage Generalized Bond Tell them we're going to play moby dick then call Taylor "Starbuck" and wink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771504) |
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Date: February 12th, 2019 5:01 PM Author: snowy legal warrant Review your number of flair gun shells - good, you have three. Fire all three into your head while whispering "look what you made me do." Those two crazy bitches are on their own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#37771635) |
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Date: November 1st, 2019 2:21 PM Author: Maniacal embarrassed to the bone locale corn cake Tie up Taylor Swift in her sleep.
Murder Lena Dunham in her sleep by manually strangling her. Dispose of her carcass. By now TSwift should have woken up as a result of the ruckus created by Lena’s death.
Rape TSwift. Murder her afterwards. Remove rope, dispose of her body.
Enjoy 63 days of rations and blissful peace and quiet. |
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Date: March 29th, 2020 2:59 AM Author: bonkers curious tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39890107) |