Hypo: you end up in a lifeboat in middle of ocean w/Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:15 AM Author: violet unholy alpha
You have supplies for three people for 21 days. However Dunham says she has blood sugar issues and needs extra rations.
You also have a flare gun, a rope, and a bottle of sunscreen, which Dunham has already lathered herself with.
What's your strategy?
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Date: March 21st, 2016 9:19 AM Author: Rough-skinned set puppy
1) Shoot Dunham with flare gun.
2) Use sunscreen as lube with Swift
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:42 PM Author: violet unholy alpha
You strain to lift Dunham's lard body overboard. She begins screaming that you're sexually assaulting her. Taylor, horrified, points the flare gun at you. "Wait," you say. "I was just kidding. Put the gun down."
"Taylor ice this rapist!" Dunham yells.
Taylor seems uncertain, hesitates. In that moment Dunham does a flying Yokozuna and flattens you out, puncturing the raft. All three of you sink and die.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387642) |
Date: March 25th, 2016 10:45 PM Author: provocative den coffee pot
tell dunham that she can't have extra rations, and she has to have a normal share for the good of the boat.
Once she inevitably fails to live up to this and eats extra, you bring it up to taylor that we need to "get rid of her" for the good of the rest of us. Just tell Taylor not to worry about it after that.
Murder dunham
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Date: May 1st, 2016 10:49 PM Author: electric well-lubricated private investor school
I tell Dunham that there is a massive atlantic bluefin tuna that is swimming right next to the boat. She dives in immediately. What she forgets is that since she is a disgusting PIG on her period she will bleed into the ocean like no other. She's a feminist SJW cunt fuck so she of course refuses to wear tampons cause "fuck the patriarchy".
Nearby shark bro will tear her to pieces. I will impregnate Taylor Swift and literally make her my cum dumpster for the next couple of weeks until we are rescued.
After that Swift will write a song about me at which point I will sue her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#30387698) |
Date: April 26th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: heady sex offender
Ask if either one of them has read at least several dozen books at least somewhat related to nautical technology/navigation/survivalism, as I have.
go my own way when they start crying, losing hope as they realize the challenges of the world cannot be solved by a confessional essay about how commanding the seas feels to them on an emotional level.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#35928830) |
Date: November 1st, 2019 2:21 PM Author: Excitant pink gaming laptop
Tie up Taylor Swift in her sleep.
Murder Lena Dunham in her sleep by manually strangling her. Dispose of her carcass. By now TSwift should have woken up as a result of the ruckus created by Lena’s death.
Rape TSwift. Murder her afterwards. Remove rope, dispose of her body.
Enjoy 63 days of rations and blissful peace and quiet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171543&forum_id=2#39057901) |
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