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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM Author: blue brunch Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new. Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.
Later boys and girls. |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM Author: Emerald Disrespectful Public Bath Go back to India (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040540) |
Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM Author: Abnormal Roommate Ratface 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254788) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle pisswyrm fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254824) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM Author: purple diverse deer antler 180 moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259710) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle pisswyrm fortuitous meteor I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much? Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100 |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM Author: Stubborn twinkling uncleanness senate not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259882) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM Author: Exhilarant Vermilion Keepsake Machete legit lol at "brunchmen" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30254874) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM Author: Arrogant heaven Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255103) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255329) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM Author: Henna round eye hairy legs New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255239) |
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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM Author: Racy native Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth? Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey? |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM Author: 180 circlehead puppy gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255391) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Yellow gas station Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255397) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: 180 circlehead puppy thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255399) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM Author: blue brunch This isn't RSF and it's not me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255407) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: blue brunch Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255414) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255646) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM Author: Histrionic mustard theater You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255707) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: blue brunch (Didn't mean to double posts) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255653) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM Author: dull laughsome piazza idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255624) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Emerald Disrespectful Public Bath little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255650) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: dull laughsome piazza idiot 180 Cr lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255652) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: trip godawful prole spot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255721) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: Cobalt wagecucks step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801648) |
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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: rusted boyish philosopher-king wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#37240111) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM Author: vibrant peach alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#39614982) |
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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM Author: rusted boyish philosopher-king wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#41800068) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring son of senegal Not flame cop a script template and get to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255736) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: blue brunch Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255760) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: titillating hell now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.
now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.
so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.
roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.
make america great again. (180) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255821) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM Author: titillating hell i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255894) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: internet-worthy pungent love of her life site What sort of lib could see a spic representing America? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258156) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM Author: shaky ruddy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259399) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM Author: blue brunch The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259463) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM Author: titillating hell i'm just calling it like it is.
old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.
new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck. |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: Carmine aromatic rigor school Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255794) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM Author: Arrogant heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257362) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM Author: fiercely-loyal whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30255890) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30256244) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM Author: Exhilarant Vermilion Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257338) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM Author: hairless psychic clown 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30257524) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM Author: adventurous useless toilet seat million billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258134) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Sickened iridescent dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258557) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM Author: fishy razzmatazz meetinghouse i came at 'dad bods' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258569) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM Author: bull headed plaza boy does he have a decision to make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30258598) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM Author: bronze excitant kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259234) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259378) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM Author: Stirring cyan hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259433) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: carnelian dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259725) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM Author: Pea-brained den gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259764) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Irradiated weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271077) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: Salmon floppy locale incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801657) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM Author: unhinged onyx cumskin church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259297) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM Author: bull headed plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259645) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM Author: blue brunch Greatest movie of ARE generation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259717) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: carnelian dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259728) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM Author: cocky partner DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259771) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: blue brunch It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259791) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM Author: blue brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259801) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30259816) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM Author: Stimulating knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270766) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: Irradiated weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271079) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM Author: anal market filthpig Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271185) |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM Author: Carmine aromatic rigor school Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040536) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM Author: Domesticated mediation base A billion
Thank you for this! |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM Author: Stimulating knife Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30260176) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM Author: lemon mildly autistic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262283) |
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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Racy native This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30484482) |
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM Author: magenta bat-shit-crazy associate Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30261210) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM Author: 180 circlehead puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30261836) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM Author: Crimson Disgusting Juggernaut House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262299) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Appetizing canary community account sweet tailpipe "Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262326) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM Author: anal market filthpig **Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263094) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM Author: blue brunch *light skinned half Puerto Rican* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263106) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM Author: Exhilarant Vermilion Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262342) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: opaque hyperventilating blood rage sanctuary I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30262351) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263083) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Brindle kitchen dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270761) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM Author: transparent pit A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30263126) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM Author: 180 circlehead puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269336) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM Author: curious jewess this was my favorite part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270765) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Brindle kitchen dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271306) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM Author: lemon mildly autistic parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277375) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM Author: sepia maniacal tattoo therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30320658) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM Author: sepia maniacal tattoo therapy still crack up every time I think of this line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392115) |
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM Author: hairless psychic clown Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#45235028) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Arrogant heaven Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392132) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM Author: Yellow gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31801656) |
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM Author: orchid hot cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#36040469) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM Author: dull laughsome piazza idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30392141) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM Author: lemon mildly autistic parlor I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269270) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Sickened iridescent dilemma agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269315) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: magenta bat-shit-crazy associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270762) |
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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM Author: Irradiated weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30372418) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM Author: vibrant peach alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30269318) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM Author: Brindle kitchen dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30270759) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM Author: Irradiated weed whacker 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271085) |
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM Author: Effete Becky heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30271090) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM Author: Pontificating trust fund Wilmer Valderrama, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30507577) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM Author: violet office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277459) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM Author: motley point quadroon will u ever finish the story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30277530) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM Author: Irradiated weed whacker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30279173) |
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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: bateful hospital We need to get a production team/site ASAP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30279241) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM Author: translucent passionate home international law enforcement agency 929928383747272727833848566 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30323065) |
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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM Author: Yellow gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30483179) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM Author: federal mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30489285) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: marvelous hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30492615) |
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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: marvelous hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30507552) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM Author: Arrogant heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#30746746) |
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM Author: bull headed plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31068717) |
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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM Author: transparent pit i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31068799) |
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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#31085736) |
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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM Author: blue brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32174580) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: Yellow gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#32655383) |
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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM Author: nighttime business firm (Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch." |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM Author: Cowardly athletic conference Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2#33189860) |
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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM Author: nighttime business firm corrected
I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt |
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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Slippery nibblets temple (Reposted)
It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.
These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.
James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.
One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.
Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."
Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.
One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"
Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"
The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."
James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch." |
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