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Just went all cash with everything except retirement accounts

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been mo...
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on ...
cobalt partner
  04/29/16
How much ca$h now?
Heady feces
  04/29/16
like $575k
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude. Stop gambling....
nubile diverse giraffe stage
  04/29/16
what do you mean?
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time...
nubile diverse giraffe stage
  04/29/16
End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millenni...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in...
Primrose Dragon
  04/29/16
listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who ...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hordi...
Primrose Dragon
  04/29/16
this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry ...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing a...
Primrose Dragon
  04/29/16
Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider ...
burgundy theater milk
  04/29/16
tcq
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
...
Translucent Abode Digit Ratio
  04/29/16
...
cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt
  05/13/16
Missed this. Tyft
pearl elastic band native
  06/25/16
lmao
Gold Degenerate Piazza
  08/11/16
...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  10/16/16
[guy who quotes d00bs]
rusted legal warrant
  11/02/19
I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a ...
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lo...
nubile diverse giraffe stage
  04/29/16
Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gamblin...
Primrose Dragon
  04/29/16
but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
Market - consistent returns over 160 years. Timing market ...
nofapping exhilarant temple goyim
  04/29/16
the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's ...
Violet puppy
  04/29/16
It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells....
Primrose Dragon
  04/29/16
CR I am 100% cash except for 401k
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
i feel like u just have no cash
cobalt partner
  04/29/16
sorry lil brej [edit] note that's just one savings accoun...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
who dieed in ure family recently
cobalt partner
  04/29/16
no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your l...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  04/29/16
I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash ...
Violet puppy
  04/29/16
You guys have been saying the same shit since January.
nubile diverse giraffe stage
  04/29/16
yea, january 2009
Razzle Pontificating Forum Newt
  04/29/16
LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens ...
Violet puppy
  04/29/16
lol peterman
twisted ungodly menage roommate
  11/01/19
This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lendi...
fuchsia public bath idiot
  04/29/16
Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back ...
wonderful fear-inspiring kitty national
  04/29/16
...
multi-colored persian national security agency
  08/08/17
Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to...
Sable stirring cuckold dopamine
  04/29/16
?????
Violet puppy
  04/29/16
This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.
offensive round eye
  04/29/16
Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?
Marvelous Ebony Psychic Immigrant
  04/29/16
feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based o...
deep spot hominid
  04/29/16
Great
Spectacular black shrine
  04/29/16
itt: all cash caucaisian buyers
indigo stimulating ticket booth
  04/29/16
It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a sto...
Fragrant Selfie Orchestra Pit
  04/29/16
I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and ...
deep spot hominid
  05/13/16
You need PHYSICAL GOLD
Vibrant Dilemma
  05/13/16
Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattres...
Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat
  05/13/16
I'm in gold and silver.
vivacious domesticated lodge really tough guy
  05/13/16
Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thre...
cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt
  05/13/16
Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP toda...
cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt
  05/16/16
looking good Mortimer.
deep spot hominid
  05/17/16
? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  05/17/16
...
glittery naked trump supporter legend
  05/17/16
The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, howev...
flushed exciting wrinkle
  05/18/16
(Idiot Lunatic)
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  11/22/16
Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?
Odious Frozen School Cafeteria
  05/18/16
still seems to be a good move
deep spot hominid
  06/15/16
???
multi-colored persian national security agency
  07/12/16
now especially
deep spot hominid
  06/25/16
???
multi-colored persian national security agency
  07/12/16
wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....
deep spot hominid
  06/27/16
how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, ...
Smoky senate
  06/27/16
yes, basically asking that.
deep spot hominid
  06/27/16
When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next...
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  07/12/16
???
multi-colored persian national security agency
  08/02/16
...
Violet puppy
  08/02/16
???
multi-colored persian national security agency
  08/11/16
I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed ...
Gold Degenerate Piazza
  08/11/16
This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to...
chrome slippery tanning salon liquid oxygen
  10/16/16
How are you all cash bros feeling today?
Primrose Dragon
  11/22/16
not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock b...
Clear Indian Lodge
  11/22/16
Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will...
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  11/22/16
...
multi-colored persian national security agency
  12/06/16
...
Overrated Galvanic Bawdyhouse
  12/20/16
...
multi-colored persian national security agency
  12/19/16
I ended up doing a real estate development project with my c...
deep spot hominid
  12/19/16
...
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  02/10/17
I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is ...
Primrose Dragon
  07/19/17
November 2016
deep spot hominid
  07/19/17
I'd like to know this too
Provocative Topaz Place Of Business
  07/19/17
10k at a time like us normal people
multi-colored persian national security agency
  08/08/17
...
outnumbered corner
  08/08/17
Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this
green codepig
  08/08/17
...
crystalline laughsome point potus
  08/10/17
Markets down bigly, buying in some today.
Primrose Dragon
  08/10/17
Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?
irradiated skinny woman
  08/10/17
EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.
Primrose Dragon
  08/10/17
have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.
nubile diverse giraffe stage
  08/10/17
I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you need...
Primrose Dragon
  08/10/17
Never forget
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  11/07/17
LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where ...
Dun Cerebral Brunch
  11/07/17
NEVER FORGET
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  11/01/19
OP is still waiting for a crash
Primrose Dragon
  11/01/19
the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another...
Hilarious Heaven Lettuce
  11/01/19
...
tantric sanctuary faggotry
  11/02/19


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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been more shrewd a few days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372536)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: cobalt partner

TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on this board said it was stupid and kept posting about fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372541)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Heady feces

How much ca$h now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372543)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

like $575k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372559)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: nubile diverse giraffe stage

Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude.

Stop gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372565)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

what do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372580)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: nubile diverse giraffe stage

people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time the market every 6 months unless you are xo pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372605)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millennials

Turning 30 just got a lot scarier.

A coming collapse in investment returns means that people that age today will have to work seven years longer or save almost twice as much to end up with the same nest egg as those of roughly a generation ago.

So says the research arm of McKinsey & Co. in a new report that argues that investors of all ages need to resign themselves to diminished gains.

The consulting company maintains that the last 30 years have been a “golden era” of exceptional inflation-adjusted returns thanks to a confluence of factors that won’t be repeated. They include falling inflation and interest rates, swelling corporate profits and an expanding price-earnings ratio in the stock market.

The next two decades won’t be nearly as lucrative, even on the optimistic assumption that the world economy snaps out of its recent funk and resumes growing at a faster clip, according to the McKinsey Global Institute report titled “Diminishing Returns: Why Investors May Need to Lower Their Expectations.”

“We’ve had a wonderful 30-year period in terms of returns, way more than the 100-year average,” said Richard Dobbs, a McKinsey director in London. “That era is coming to an end.”

Bond investors have already reaped much of the benefits from declines in inflation and interest rates from the sky-high levels that prevailed in the 1970s.

Tougher Road

U.S. and European corporations, meanwhile, will find it harder to boost profits in the face of stepped-up competition from emerging-market rivals and from smaller businesses able to tap into the global market through the Internet, Dobbs said.

It’s not only 30-year-olds and other individual investors who’ll be hurt if McKinsey is right about the outlook. Pension funds and university endowments also have reason to worry, Dobbs said.

The roughly $1 trillion funding gap confronting U.S. state and local retirement plans could triple if McKinsey’s more pessimistic projections pan out, he said. U.S. college endowments could be out as much as $19 billion per year, he added.

Two Paths

McKinsey sets out two paths for the economy and financial markets over the next 20 years in its report. In the slow-growth scenario, U.S. gross domestic product expands by an average 1.9 percent per year, while growth in other major economies is 2.1 percent. Returns in that case are well below the average of the 1985 to 2014 period.

In the recovery scenario, U.S. growth matches the 2.9 percent average of the last 30 years while non-U.S. GDP rises 3.4 percent. Returns still fall short of the golden era when inflation and interest rates were falling and profit margins were expanding.

The McKinsey study focuses on U.S. and Western European stock and bond markets and doesn’t take investments in emerging markets into account, largely because of a lack of reliable long-term data.

“We are entering a period of much lower returns,” Dobbs said. “That’s going to have some quite extreme consequences for all types of investors.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-27/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-if-you-re-investing-for-the-long-run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372621)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in the future are still better returns than cash sitting in your bank account. assume you earn a high 1% in your savings account, which is taxed as ordinary income, even a 1% return in the market taxed as long term gains means you still come out ahead. And I absolutely do not believe the sp 500 will only gain 1% in the next 20 years. People go all cash to avoid corrections and crashes, but if you're in the long game, short term losses don't matter and your gains will always be higher sitting in some index fund than in a bank account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372714)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who fails at fucking sockpuppetting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372733)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hording your cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372755)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry bitch

Date: February 18th, 2015 2:34 PM

Author: nutella

nutella has always had far less hubris than tmf but far more results.

nutella is more hated on here mainly because she keeps getting what wants and rubbing in xoxo's face, whereas nobody takes tmf's "multiple properties" aspirations seriously. people were definitely reveling in her unemployment, but now have to put up with her $400k in-house threading. now people are hoping for her hedge fund to crash.

i've come to realize that nutella is far less mean-spirited and angry than those attacking her. i've never seen her wish ill upon anybody and i highly doubt she cares if others do not want her lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2810899&forum_id=2#27341962)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372774)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing at investing or life is another matter entirely. Now feel free to respond substantively to my point if you care. Meanwhile I will continue to collect my $500k/ year and invest it wisely in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372813)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: burgundy theater milk

Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider that post your Waterloo and gracefully exile yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372958)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373047)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Translucent Abode Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474021)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: pearl elastic band native

Missed this. Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788232)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Gold Degenerate Piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159141)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31657753)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: rusted legal warrant

[guy who quotes d00bs]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061289)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a lot in December and everything has been flat since then, so figured it couldn't hurt....worst thing I miss out on a 3-4% gain this year (I think), best case I miss out on a 15-20% decline.

Wife and I still have like $575k in retirement accounts in the market, so it isn't like we are out totally, just felt we were too deep....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372679)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: nubile diverse giraffe stage

you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lot of people on here had the same doom and gloom prediction in January and said "oh i am all cash now" - they promptly got fucked.

Other than buying index funds during the dips, not sure how anyone should be timing the market, and $500K at once seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372957)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372620)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372684)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: nofapping exhilarant temple goyim

Market - consistent returns over 160 years.

Timing market - horrible underperformance in every study ever performed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372710)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Violet puppy

the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's been 10 years of good growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372782)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells. If you literally let your money sit there for 30 years versus going cash for 30 years, market will inevitably outperform going cash.

Edit: I do occasionally time buys and will often purchase on dips (like in August and Jan). However the way I view cash I invest, it's not money I need for 10-15 years so once it's in there, I won't gamble and take it out thinking there's a correction coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372737)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

CR I am 100% cash except for 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372552)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: cobalt partner

i feel like u just have no cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372556)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

sorry lil brej [edit]

note that's just one savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372567)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: cobalt partner

who dieed in ure family recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372579)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your lots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372609)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Violet puppy

I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372568)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: nubile diverse giraffe stage

You guys have been saying the same shit since January.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372573)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Razzle Pontificating Forum Newt

yea, january 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372588)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Violet puppy

LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens in the next 2 years I'd be happy with my strategy. plan to dump it all back in or buy a small house at that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372616)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: twisted ungodly menage roommate

lol peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: fuchsia public bath idiot

This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lending club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372612)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring kitty national

Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back for this. Have you thought about S&P put options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372634)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941721)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Sable stirring cuckold dopamine

Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to this sideways pattern we've had for the last year, if anything, this is when you should be getting in. But hey, you do you.

I would love a shitty bear market for the next year and a half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372769)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Violet puppy

?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372792)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: offensive round eye

This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372791)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Ebony Psychic Immigrant

Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372842)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:32 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based on bad news. M&A, venture financing, housing markets are all flat or down after multiyear booms....just don't see what else is going to keep this carnival going (might stay sideways for a bit, but up any appreciable amount seems unlikely).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373161)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Spectacular black shrine

Great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372989)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: indigo stimulating ticket booth

itt: all cash caucaisian buyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373550)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Selfie Orchestra Pit

It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a stock you own doubles, maybe you should consider selling before that puppy cools down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30374104)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and signs point down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30471939)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Dilemma

You need PHYSICAL GOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good kitchen kitty cat

Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattress -- says it's uncomfortable.

I told her to shut her fucking sludge spewing trap cuz standing in a soup line is a HELLUVA lot more uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473544)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: vivacious domesticated lodge really tough guy

I'm in gold and silver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473987)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt

Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thread. Gambling on the market is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474046)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: cracking pea-brained location people who are hurt

Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP today that it's time to exit the market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30489327)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

looking good Mortimer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499459)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499701)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: glittery naked trump supporter legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30500116)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: flushed exciting wrinkle

The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, however they are missing one critical thing:

There are exceptions: you don't have to dedicate you life to the stock market to learn how to buy a few dips.

500K you can move that in and out of an index fund with no problem. Like in a second. Fuck SPY could take a 500K trade with not a penny slippage.

Common sense. There is a bunch of shit out there that has gone up 5X or even 10X what it was in early 2009. Doesn't matter if it shouldn't have been that low. Shouldn't be this high either. Don't try to top pick this bullshit, but you need to understand that this garbage is just not worth what it's trading for right now. These are big stocks too, TJX, HD, DIS, SBUX, MCD. I could just go on and on.

These parabolic runs for the last 7 years WILL CORRECT and when they do this market will go down to at least high 1500's on SPX at a MINIMUM.

So you can bet your fucking panties on that shit. This market WILL FUCKING test that 2013 breakout area (1575 SPX) or so. This the the area that SPX cleared back from the 2000 and 2007 highs. In 2013 SPX broke these highs and has never spent a lot of time down there again. But it will, niqqa, you can bet that shit.

So do what you fucking will and hold the index funds, but you can get out now and buy back lower within 12-18 months. But you won't heed that advice either, because the next buy will only setup after we have spent months going down and everyone is bearish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506519)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

(Idiot Lunatic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971373)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Odious Frozen School Cafeteria

Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506531)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

still seems to be a good move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30711706)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909755)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

now especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788217)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909753)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801625)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Smoky senate

how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, then you're essentially asking when's the next bull market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801809)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

yes, basically asking that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801818)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next year or two OP and others ITT will say "see look at me I'm so smart I told you", but will ignore that the correction takes S&P down from 2300 to 2100 or 2080 or so, well above where they sold in anticipation of the "crash."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30910010)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089769)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Violet puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089778)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159097)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Gold Degenerate Piazza

I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159127)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: chrome slippery tanning salon liquid oxygen

This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to sell. Have nothing better to put it in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31658239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

How are you all cash bros feeling today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971200)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Clear Indian Lodge

not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock before the market hits record highs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971336)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will jump in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971400)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32070553)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Overrated Galvanic Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32193080)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181477)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

I ended up doing a real estate development project with my cash in September which should make a lot more than this run up for me....missed out on like $25k in gains by pulling out a little early, but no big deal....wife and I still have like $775k in retirement accounts that benefited bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181528)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32591155)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is when exactly I'm suppose to buy in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810841)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: deep spot hominid

November 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810845)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Provocative Topaz Place Of Business

I'd like to know this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810846)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored persian national security agency

10k at a time like us normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941725)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: outnumbered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941760)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: green codepig

Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33942166)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: crystalline laughsome point potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956553)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Primrose Dragon

Markets down bigly, buying in some today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956454)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: irradiated skinny woman

Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956499)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956815)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: nubile diverse giraffe stage

have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956837)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you needed $100k or whatever it was in your Citi account to get the lowest rate and btwn the 2 of us, we only had $50k in cash :(.

I bought $20k total international yesterday which was clearly too early but sick of waiting. I'll put in $40k today and see what happens tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956888)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625348)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Dun Cerebral Brunch

LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where idiot prognosticators get fucked in the ass by their gambling addiction. But have no fear, one of these years one or two of these clowns will accidentally be right and then link to it for a decade as proof of their genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625367)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

NEVER FORGET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39056901)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: Primrose Dragon

OP is still waiting for a crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057208)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Hilarious Heaven Lettuce

the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another 1.5% a year in dividends if he was in VOO. Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057347)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: tantric sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061286)