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Just went all cash with everything except retirement accounts

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been mo...
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on ...
180 drab ape
  04/29/16
How much ca$h now?
kink-friendly pearly selfie
  04/29/16
like $575k
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude. Stop gambling....
self-absorbed kitchen fanboi
  04/29/16
what do you mean?
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time...
self-absorbed kitchen fanboi
  04/29/16
End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millenni...
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in...
peach parlour
  04/29/16
listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who ...
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hordi...
peach parlour
  04/29/16
this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry ...
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing a...
peach parlour
  04/29/16
Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider ...
razzle-dazzle iridescent genital piercing
  04/29/16
tcq
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
...
garnet location
  04/29/16
...
clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  05/13/16
Missed this. Tyft
plum trailer park
  06/25/16
lmao
drunken death wish hissy fit
  08/11/16
...
black box office laser beams
  10/16/16
[guy who quotes d00bs]
mind-boggling boiling water
  11/02/19
I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a ...
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lo...
self-absorbed kitchen fanboi
  04/29/16
Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gamblin...
peach parlour
  04/29/16
but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
Market - consistent returns over 160 years. Timing market ...
titillating market main people
  04/29/16
the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's ...
Stirring theatre
  04/29/16
It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells....
peach parlour
  04/29/16
CR I am 100% cash except for 401k
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
i feel like u just have no cash
180 drab ape
  04/29/16
sorry lil brej [edit] note that's just one savings accoun...
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
who dieed in ure family recently
180 drab ape
  04/29/16
no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your l...
black box office laser beams
  04/29/16
I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash ...
Stirring theatre
  04/29/16
You guys have been saying the same shit since January.
self-absorbed kitchen fanboi
  04/29/16
yea, january 2009
Crystalline harsh station
  04/29/16
LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens ...
Stirring theatre
  04/29/16
lol peterman
carmine exhilarant orchestra pit
  11/01/19
This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lendi...
Magical gold point legal warrant
  04/29/16
Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back ...
Multi-colored glassy party of the first part
  04/29/16
...
heady cruise ship half-breed
  08/08/17
Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to...
Out-of-control chocolate corner
  04/29/16
?????
Stirring theatre
  04/29/16
This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.
Insanely creepy purple spot
  04/29/16
Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?
Indigo pisswyrm
  04/29/16
feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based o...
Provocative Windowlicker
  04/29/16
Great
galvanic shivering fat ankles
  04/29/16
itt: all cash caucaisian buyers
Rusted Circlehead
  04/29/16
It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a sto...
French copper area
  04/29/16
I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and ...
Provocative Windowlicker
  05/13/16
You need PHYSICAL GOLD
Silver Bateful Bbw Indirect Expression
  05/13/16
Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattres...
black box office laser beams
  05/13/16
I'm in gold and silver.
Ebony twinkling uncleanness pervert
  05/13/16
Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thre...
clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  05/13/16
Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP toda...
clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  05/16/16
looking good Mortimer.
Provocative Windowlicker
  05/17/16
? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  05/17/16
...
Vengeful background story black woman
  05/17/16
The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, howev...
Histrionic Useless Rehab Therapy
  05/18/16
(Idiot Lunatic)
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  11/22/16
Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?
Hyperventilating Theater Stage
  05/18/16
still seems to be a good move
Provocative Windowlicker
  06/15/16
???
heady cruise ship half-breed
  07/12/16
now especially
Provocative Windowlicker
  06/25/16
???
heady cruise ship half-breed
  07/12/16
wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....
Provocative Windowlicker
  06/27/16
how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, ...
rough-skinned know-it-all affirmative action azn
  06/27/16
yes, basically asking that.
Provocative Windowlicker
  06/27/16
When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next...
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  07/12/16
???
heady cruise ship half-breed
  08/02/16
...
Stirring theatre
  08/02/16
???
heady cruise ship half-breed
  08/11/16
I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed ...
drunken death wish hissy fit
  08/11/16
This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to...
excitant pontificating principal's office
  10/16/16
How are you all cash bros feeling today?
peach parlour
  11/22/16
not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock b...
irradiated frozen goyim
  11/22/16
Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will...
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  11/22/16
...
heady cruise ship half-breed
  12/06/16
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Buff idiotic shitlib
  12/20/16
...
heady cruise ship half-breed
  12/19/16
I ended up doing a real estate development project with my c...
Provocative Windowlicker
  12/19/16
...
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  02/10/17
I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is ...
peach parlour
  07/19/17
November 2016
Provocative Windowlicker
  07/19/17
I'd like to know this too
Vigorous Water Buffalo Property
  07/19/17
10k at a time like us normal people
heady cruise ship half-breed
  08/08/17
...
Indecent Scourge Upon The Earth Heaven
  08/08/17
Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this
Zippy geriatric bawdyhouse ratface
  08/08/17
...
Cerise maniacal university roast beef
  08/10/17
Markets down bigly, buying in some today.
peach parlour
  08/10/17
Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?
Fragrant Nighttime Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  08/10/17
EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.
peach parlour
  08/10/17
have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.
self-absorbed kitchen fanboi
  08/10/17
I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you need...
peach parlour
  08/10/17
Never forget
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  11/07/17
LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where ...
lake useless brakes athletic conference
  11/07/17
NEVER FORGET
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  11/01/19
OP is still waiting for a crash
peach parlour
  11/01/19
the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another...
angry sneaky criminal dilemma
  11/01/19
...
Ivory aphrodisiac giraffe
  11/02/19


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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

I think this might be shrewd, although it might have been more shrewd a few days ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372536)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: 180 drab ape

TiTsCr 998243324 i asked if i shoudl do this and retards on this board said it was stupid and kept posting about fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372541)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly pearly selfie

How much ca$h now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372543)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

like $575k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372559)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed kitchen fanboi

Lol what the fuck is wrong with you dude.

Stop gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372565)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

what do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372580)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed kitchen fanboi

people dont just buy and sell $500,000 in securities to time the market every 6 months unless you are xo pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372605)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

End of Golden Era for Investors Spells Troubles for Millennials

Turning 30 just got a lot scarier.

A coming collapse in investment returns means that people that age today will have to work seven years longer or save almost twice as much to end up with the same nest egg as those of roughly a generation ago.

So says the research arm of McKinsey & Co. in a new report that argues that investors of all ages need to resign themselves to diminished gains.

The consulting company maintains that the last 30 years have been a “golden era” of exceptional inflation-adjusted returns thanks to a confluence of factors that won’t be repeated. They include falling inflation and interest rates, swelling corporate profits and an expanding price-earnings ratio in the stock market.

The next two decades won’t be nearly as lucrative, even on the optimistic assumption that the world economy snaps out of its recent funk and resumes growing at a faster clip, according to the McKinsey Global Institute report titled “Diminishing Returns: Why Investors May Need to Lower Their Expectations.”

“We’ve had a wonderful 30-year period in terms of returns, way more than the 100-year average,” said Richard Dobbs, a McKinsey director in London. “That era is coming to an end.”

Bond investors have already reaped much of the benefits from declines in inflation and interest rates from the sky-high levels that prevailed in the 1970s.

Tougher Road

U.S. and European corporations, meanwhile, will find it harder to boost profits in the face of stepped-up competition from emerging-market rivals and from smaller businesses able to tap into the global market through the Internet, Dobbs said.

It’s not only 30-year-olds and other individual investors who’ll be hurt if McKinsey is right about the outlook. Pension funds and university endowments also have reason to worry, Dobbs said.

The roughly $1 trillion funding gap confronting U.S. state and local retirement plans could triple if McKinsey’s more pessimistic projections pan out, he said. U.S. college endowments could be out as much as $19 billion per year, he added.

Two Paths

McKinsey sets out two paths for the economy and financial markets over the next 20 years in its report. In the slow-growth scenario, U.S. gross domestic product expands by an average 1.9 percent per year, while growth in other major economies is 2.1 percent. Returns in that case are well below the average of the 1985 to 2014 period.

In the recovery scenario, U.S. growth matches the 2.9 percent average of the last 30 years while non-U.S. GDP rises 3.4 percent. Returns still fall short of the golden era when inflation and interest rates were falling and profit margins were expanding.

The McKinsey study focuses on U.S. and Western European stock and bond markets and doesn’t take investments in emerging markets into account, largely because of a lack of reliable long-term data.

“We are entering a period of much lower returns,” Dobbs said. “That’s going to have some quite extreme consequences for all types of investors.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-27/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-if-you-re-investing-for-the-long-run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372621)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: peach parlour

Assuming everything in the article is true, lower returns in the future are still better returns than cash sitting in your bank account. assume you earn a high 1% in your savings account, which is taxed as ordinary income, even a 1% return in the market taxed as long term gains means you still come out ahead. And I absolutely do not believe the sp 500 will only gain 1% in the next 20 years. People go all cash to avoid corrections and crashes, but if you're in the long game, short term losses don't matter and your gains will always be higher sitting in some index fund than in a bank account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372714)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

listen i'm not taking investment advice from some bitch who fails at fucking sockpuppetting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372733)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: peach parlour

lol attack me rather than respond to my points. Enjoy hording your cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372755)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

this speaks directly to your competence/intelligence, sorry bitch

Date: February 18th, 2015 2:34 PM

Author: nutella

nutella has always had far less hubris than tmf but far more results.

nutella is more hated on here mainly because she keeps getting what wants and rubbing in xoxo's face, whereas nobody takes tmf's "multiple properties" aspirations seriously. people were definitely reveling in her unemployment, but now have to put up with her $400k in-house threading. now people are hoping for her hedge fund to crash.

i've come to realize that nutella is far less mean-spirited and angry than those attacking her. i've never seen her wish ill upon anybody and i highly doubt she cares if others do not want her lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2810899&forum_id=2#27341962)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372774)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: peach parlour

Yeah I fail on xoxo so I'm no expert sock puppet. Failing at investing or life is another matter entirely. Now feel free to respond substantively to my point if you care. Meanwhile I will continue to collect my $500k/ year and invest it wisely in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372813)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle iridescent genital piercing

Jfc Nutella how are you still here. How do you not consider that post your Waterloo and gracefully exile yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372958)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373047)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: garnet location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:07 PM
Author: clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474021)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: plum trailer park

Missed this. Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788232)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: drunken death wish hissy fit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159141)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: black box office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31657753)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: mind-boggling boiling water

[guy who quotes d00bs]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061289)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

I just did. Basically had almost no gains since I bought a lot in December and everything has been flat since then, so figured it couldn't hurt....worst thing I miss out on a 3-4% gain this year (I think), best case I miss out on a 15-20% decline.

Wife and I still have like $575k in retirement accounts in the market, so it isn't like we are out totally, just felt we were too deep....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372679)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed kitchen fanboi

you make so much money. just buy the dips like today. A lot of people on here had the same doom and gloom prediction in January and said "oh i am all cash now" - they promptly got fucked.

Other than buying index funds during the dips, not sure how anyone should be timing the market, and $500K at once seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372957)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: peach parlour

Timing the market is a futile exercise and basically gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372620)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

but, TBF, the market is basically gambling also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372684)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: titillating market main people

Market - consistent returns over 160 years.

Timing market - horrible underperformance in every study ever performed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372710)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Stirring theatre

the market generally has a crash about every 10 years. it's been 10 years of good growth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372782)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: peach parlour

It's only gambling when you're market timing buys and sells. If you literally let your money sit there for 30 years versus going cash for 30 years, market will inevitably outperform going cash.

Edit: I do occasionally time buys and will often purchase on dips (like in August and Jan). However the way I view cash I invest, it's not money I need for 10-15 years so once it's in there, I won't gamble and take it out thinking there's a correction coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372737)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

CR I am 100% cash except for 401k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372552)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: 180 drab ape

i feel like u just have no cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372556)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

sorry lil brej [edit]

note that's just one savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372567)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: 180 drab ape

who dieed in ure family recently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372579)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

no one. both parents are healthy as can be. sorry for your lots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372609)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring theatre

I am 100% cash except for IRAs. We should see another crash soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372568)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed kitchen fanboi

You guys have been saying the same shit since January.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372573)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Crystalline harsh station

yea, january 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372588)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Stirring theatre

LOL I don't think I'll time it perfectly, but if it happens in the next 2 years I'd be happy with my strategy. plan to dump it all back in or buy a small house at that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372616)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: carmine exhilarant orchestra pit

lol peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: Magical gold point legal warrant

This was me about 14 months ago. (Except for propser / lending club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372612)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored glassy party of the first part

Very astute move. You will be patting yourself on the back for this. Have you thought about S&P put options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372634)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941721)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control chocolate corner

Reality is finally starting to catch up the market thanks to this sideways pattern we've had for the last year, if anything, this is when you should be getting in. But hey, you do you.

I would love a shitty bear market for the next year and a half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372769)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Stirring theatre

?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372792)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy purple spot

This seems like reasoned, well thought out plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372791)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Indigo pisswyrm

Any actual reason or are you relying on your amateur gut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372842)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:32 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

feeling after 20 years of watching the markets react based on bad news. M&A, venture financing, housing markets are all flat or down after multiyear booms....just don't see what else is going to keep this carnival going (might stay sideways for a bit, but up any appreciable amount seems unlikely).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373161)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: galvanic shivering fat ankles

Great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30372989)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Rusted Circlehead

itt: all cash caucaisian buyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30373550)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 4:41 PM
Author: French copper area

It is easy to "time" market. For example, if a stock you own doubles, maybe you should consider selling before that puppy cools down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30374104)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

I think this was a good move. Shit is way too volatile and signs point down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30471939)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Silver Bateful Bbw Indirect Expression

You need PHYSICAL GOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473520)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: black box office laser beams

Wife's pissed about all the gold bars stuffed in the mattress -- says it's uncomfortable.

I told her to shut her fucking sludge spewing trap cuz standing in a soup line is a HELLUVA lot more uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473544)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Ebony twinkling uncleanness pervert

I'm in gold and silver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30473987)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

Buy some gold bars. Lol at the boring orientals in this thread. Gambling on the market is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30474046)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: clear well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

Bank of America and Goldman Sachs both agreeing with OP today that it's time to exit the market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30489327)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

looking good Mortimer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499459)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

? The S&P is down like 1% since you made this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30499701)



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Date: May 17th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: Vengeful background story black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30500116)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Useless Rehab Therapy

The index fanboi's are correct in almost every aspect, however they are missing one critical thing:

There are exceptions: you don't have to dedicate you life to the stock market to learn how to buy a few dips.

500K you can move that in and out of an index fund with no problem. Like in a second. Fuck SPY could take a 500K trade with not a penny slippage.

Common sense. There is a bunch of shit out there that has gone up 5X or even 10X what it was in early 2009. Doesn't matter if it shouldn't have been that low. Shouldn't be this high either. Don't try to top pick this bullshit, but you need to understand that this garbage is just not worth what it's trading for right now. These are big stocks too, TJX, HD, DIS, SBUX, MCD. I could just go on and on.

These parabolic runs for the last 7 years WILL CORRECT and when they do this market will go down to at least high 1500's on SPX at a MINIMUM.

So you can bet your fucking panties on that shit. This market WILL FUCKING test that 2013 breakout area (1575 SPX) or so. This the the area that SPX cleared back from the 2000 and 2007 highs. In 2013 SPX broke these highs and has never spent a lot of time down there again. But it will, niqqa, you can bet that shit.

So do what you fucking will and hold the index funds, but you can get out now and buy back lower within 12-18 months. But you won't heed that advice either, because the next buy will only setup after we have spent months going down and everyone is bearish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506519)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

(Idiot Lunatic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971373)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Theater Stage

Bond initiatives. WTF is up with you poors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30506531)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

still seems to be a good move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30711706)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909755)



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Date: June 25th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

now especially

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30788217)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30909753)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

wonder when the best time to buy back in will be....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801625)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned know-it-all affirmative action azn

how long is your desired holding period? if longer horizon, then you're essentially asking when's the next bull market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801809)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

yes, basically asking that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30801818)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

When the inevitable "correction" comes in the next year or two OP and others ITT will say "see look at me I'm so smart I told you", but will ignore that the correction takes S&P down from 2300 to 2100 or 2080 or so, well above where they sold in anticipation of the "crash."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#30910010)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089769)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Stirring theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31089778)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159097)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: drunken death wish hissy fit

I get all my investment tips from semi-anonymous unemployed lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31159127)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: excitant pontificating principal's office

This will eventually be right but I just can't get myself to sell. Have nothing better to put it in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31658239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: peach parlour

How are you all cash bros feeling today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971200)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: irradiated frozen goyim

not a stock market guy, is the idea to sell all your stock before the market hits record highs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971336)



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Date: November 22nd, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

Eventually there will be a 10% crash from 2400 and they will jump in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#31971400)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32070553)



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Date: December 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Buff idiotic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32193080)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181477)



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Date: December 19th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

I ended up doing a real estate development project with my cash in September which should make a lot more than this run up for me....missed out on like $25k in gains by pulling out a little early, but no big deal....wife and I still have like $775k in retirement accounts that benefited bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32181528)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#32591155)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: peach parlour

I have $150k sitting around doing nothing...Question now is when exactly I'm suppose to buy in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810841)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Provocative Windowlicker

November 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810845)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Water Buffalo Property

I'd like to know this too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33810846)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: heady cruise ship half-breed

10k at a time like us normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941725)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Indecent Scourge Upon The Earth Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33941760)



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Date: August 8th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Zippy geriatric bawdyhouse ratface

Good job, market is only up 20% since you posted this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33942166)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Cerise maniacal university roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956553)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: peach parlour

Markets down bigly, buying in some today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956454)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Nighttime Ticket Booth Boltzmann

Anything interesting or just s&p 500 index fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956499)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: peach parlour

EM and Europe down bigly too. I only buy index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956815)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed kitchen fanboi

have you ever sold anything? I don't think I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956837)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: peach parlour

I had to sell some unfortunately when I refi'ed and you needed $100k or whatever it was in your Citi account to get the lowest rate and btwn the 2 of us, we only had $50k in cash :(.

I bought $20k total international yesterday which was clearly too early but sick of waiting. I'll put in $40k today and see what happens tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#33956888)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

Never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625348)



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Date: November 7th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: lake useless brakes athletic conference

LMAO there are so many of these market timing threads where idiot prognosticators get fucked in the ass by their gambling addiction. But have no fear, one of these years one or two of these clowns will accidentally be right and then link to it for a decade as proof of their genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#34625367)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

NEVER FORGET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39056901)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: peach parlour

OP is still waiting for a crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057208)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: angry sneaky criminal dilemma

the S&P is up 48% since he made this post. Plus another 1.5% a year in dividends if he was in VOO. Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39057347)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Ivory aphrodisiac giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3209376&forum_id=2#39061286)