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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM
Author: irate learning disabled coldplay fan

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.

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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz legal warrant twinkling uncleanness

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 AM
Author: vigorous pea-brained principal's office private investor

i like how you worked mewl in there.

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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: stimulating chrome school new version



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Bisexual dilemma

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.

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Date: July 5th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Unholy fighting cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38486948)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: crystalline drunken roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862536)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:05 AM
Author: spectacular black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862543)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Wine ticket booth

trump supporters are a strange bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: marvelous brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862576)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:36 AM
Author: saffron concupiscible space

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862578)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon

Wow. I am hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862610)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862635)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Nudist nofapping feces whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865419)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: Curious out-of-control meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36961229)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: aromatic jet-lagged field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862617)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: elite abusive university

lotta really great stuff in here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862675)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:49 AM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862719)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: black theater

I like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862722)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Tripping Theatre

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862725)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862726)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: Orange motley casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862755)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: floppy church building mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761094)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Pearl chapel

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862724)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:54 AM
Author: black theater

In fact that's the title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862733)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: offensive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864111)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: provocative spot windowlicker

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862742)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864184)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: medicated chocolate alpha azn

This thread is worse than the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864906)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

No, it is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864988)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: provocative spot windowlicker

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865038)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Appetizing rehab digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865098)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866259)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: elite abusive university

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866170)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866213)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: elite abusive university

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866542)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866607)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: elite abusive university

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866634)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866669)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: low-t crotch

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867255)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: deranged sweet tailpipe gay wizard

youre wrong here faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hell

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862754)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: dashing vengeful fat ankles cruise ship

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862763)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

(triggering memories dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864310)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Shaky Supple National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862768)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: charismatic home

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862780)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862851)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: charismatic home

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862949)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865013)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Flesh big theater stage tattoo

Still great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35399690)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood abode

I liked it when OP unsuccessfully tried to drown himself in the pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35399804)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling stage

the *rubbish*

every word was chosen with incredible care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36362958)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: histrionic adulterous shrine

Gonna need to see this slam poem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862781)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Diverse sick pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865002)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Snowy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870702)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30894572)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: trip corner pozpig

Note: the slam poetry trend really died out from 2016 to 2022.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44736075)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: Anal maize sanctuary philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46166058)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: exciting slate senate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30862844)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Arrogant swashbuckling personal credit line point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30863222)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: offensive pocket flask

(Pumo's neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864089)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Fragrant station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864109)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Fragrant station

I better see this on reddit later on....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864118)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864317)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: fuchsia circlehead

meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864121)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

(low IQ cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864320)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: House-broken hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864793)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: mischievous cerebral den

(2 IQ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40639829)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864127)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: opaque public bath

I love treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864216)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Sapphire rambunctious pit

"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864336)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: greedy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864389)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864591)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Pearl chapel

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864737)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865006)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: Appetizing rehab digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865133)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: offensive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865458)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Autistic Institution Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866587)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: opaque public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821088)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed misunderstood abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35399811)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35889402)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: odious turquoise indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36042596)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: trip corner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44735995)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Wrinkle Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44736007)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Racy Citrine Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864415)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Bisexual dilemma

180 stuff. Love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864723)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Startled ocher plaza stock car

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30864936)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Slap-happy ruby nursing home

180 tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865017)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Indigo library

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865022)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Harsh bearded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: mischievous cerebral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479229)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: mischievous cerebral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40610365)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Heady Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46165672)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Overrated Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865049)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Appetizing rehab digit ratio

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865122)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: offensive pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865457)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33581312)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: jet wonderful mad cow disease jew

Both rock hard and laughing.

180, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865640)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Aqua dopamine

This has the potential to become a popular genre for millennial males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30865943)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned boiling water piazza

Read this 50 times now and still not seeing how this bro is racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866179)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: Appetizing rehab digit ratio

(racist neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866618)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: obsidian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30866461)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: odious turquoise indirect expression

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867197)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: outnumbered useless brakes business firm

Not that interesting, but thanks for trying so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30867263)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: opaque public bath

(susan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870555)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: apoplectic area community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870689)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: low-t crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870982)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Brindle excitant parlor double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147333)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Underhanded Kitchen Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: mischievous cerebral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479231)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Emerald talented parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38494245)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: apoplectic area community account

thank u for outstanding attention to detail

e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30870694)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: clear base

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#30894576)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Bisexual dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147364)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: ultramarine stain native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821461)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344188)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: mischievous cerebral den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479233)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: Cracking dragon

here's one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479914)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: bearded jap hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#41539710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: filthy hot famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158876)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Comical federal center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46166131)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: opaque public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147282)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: odious turquoise indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147343)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: elite abusive university

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32147869)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: mauve skinny woman volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32148946)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: crystalline drunken roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32152320)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821144)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#32821498)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: opaque public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344091)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Tripping Theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344104)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Bisexual dilemma

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344183)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Tripping Theatre

so true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33344195)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: vibrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33349212)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33349205)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: irradiated house

courtesy bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33578733)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33580191)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33580195)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: opaque public bath

Anniversary bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33760934)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33760982)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic vermilion water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761002)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761024)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: boyish location

Tree Man is a personal hero of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761079)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: floppy church building mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761105)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: tantric gaping ape

it's insane how good this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33761126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: vibrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829240)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34112004)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: trip corner pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44736080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#33829507)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: Drab useless toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34111935)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: frisky gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34234218)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34610428)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: pale crawly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34639230)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#34932990)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Startled ocher plaza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35399519)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: crystalline drunken roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35476386)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Vivacious Milk Indian Lodge

cleaning grill doesn't take long. why would Susan leave Mike just to do this 5 minute max chore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35476404)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35660243)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35889408)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: tantric gaping ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#35889418)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: 180 striped hyena keepsake machete

The classics never grow old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36042568)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36042576)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36157454)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Coiffed Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36250670)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Mint galvanic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36250710)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon

4th of July is coming up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36250739)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: light soggy nibblets lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36251058)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Contagious fishy garrison

Happy 4th of July!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36362936)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant puce sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479125)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: disgusting cerise gaming laptop stead

never thought I could simultaneously jack off to completion and laugh hysterically but this thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36362983)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: irradiated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#36961216)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#37113092)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: pungent arousing market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#37251360)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#37255770)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: bossy effete sound barrier range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479065)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: bateful resort national security agency

First time seeing this. Unbelievably 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479075)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed alcoholic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479079)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: tantric gaping ape

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479199)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: transparent address

“Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the ‘girl patties.’”

This made me LOL IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479833)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: Drab useless toaster

much like a 4th of july fireworks display, it has a perfectly paced mix of loud bright bursts and smoldering long fuses that leave the audience in tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479845)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: clear base

USA USA USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38479869)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38494075)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Primrose Set Deer Antler

WPWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#38782328)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40540746)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:24 AM
Author: Khaki stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40540771)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Ungodly forum elastic band

one of my favorites...i've been searching for this forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40540836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: topaz indecent idiot

Keep your chin up tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40540847)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Razzle brilliant scourge upon the earth lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40540855)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: clear base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40545504)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: opaque public bath

Happy July 4th!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40545568)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: submissive duck-like orchestra pit generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40610239)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: thriller corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40610362)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored fantasy-prone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40639822)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: mischievous cerebral den

We need more white babies in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40639827)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored fantasy-prone property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40640509)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40641546)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon

This is probably my favorite thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40639882)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: pungent arousing market

Beckersted bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40910833)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready passionate menage multi-billionaire

holy shit. was it mike fart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#40910836)



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Date: October 16th, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: submissive duck-like orchestra pit generalized bond

i've been looking for this classic for YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#41127485)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: pale crawly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#41740414)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trailer park

I always wished Treeman posted again. The biggest one hit wonder in board history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#41740475)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal

He created Darnell meme he was far from one hit wonder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158178)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158225)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: pale crawly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#42980528)



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 3:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#43380227)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: Ungodly forum elastic band

this is my favorite one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158195)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: geriatric dull quadroon

Freeman come back.

I want to hear about how it is going in the Reddit Battalion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158222)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 AM
Author: Laughsome Athletic Conference Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44158251)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2022 6:53 AM
Author: Coiffed Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44417951)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: magical telephone

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44417957)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: Flirting onyx



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44735914)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: bespoke glittery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44735986)



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Date: July 2nd, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring garnet cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#44782468)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser spruce

"Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

===

not so lucky anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#45131644)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: Charcoal Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#45131654)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Coiffed Stage Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#45131669)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#45132511)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:04 AM
Author: Flirting onyx



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#45147242)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Flirting onyx



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46165659)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: pungent arousing market

happy fourth treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46509161)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 4th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: Startled ocher plaza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46509183)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 4th, 2023 5:32 PM
Author:  cocky round eye

damn, never seen this thread before.

it should be made into a movie

big fan of the not being able to whistle part for the movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2#46509261)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Smoky

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: Bisexual dilemma

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Date: July 22nd, 2023 12:13 PM
Author: bronze cuckoldry



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:06 AM
Author: Coiffed Stage Queen Of The Night



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Blathering

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2023 12:11 AM
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